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[Email]

clearly this guy has some sort of screaming and running away fetish

 

[Gentlebastard]

Nobody thinks you’re cool for pretending not to know. It’s like being on Kiwi Farms and pretending to not be autistic

Now I wanna learn how to misgender someone in French.

I would like to formally thank all Kiwi's who are diligently suffering through this historic and horrific task. Your hard work is greatly appreciated by the readers and lurkers.

There are 200+ replies to the thread, and most of them are redditors proudly announcing they are, in fact, fat.

How the fuck do you people know a long list of pornstar names. I barely even remember the types of pokemons that are out there besides pikachu

I fully believe a redditor would date a 500lb woman, I don't believe for one second she ever rode a bike.

If anyone wants to fuck anything in formalin, you can bet it is a troon.

 

[Oxyjen]

Counterpoint - and it is almost the tagine of this website - Imagine the smell.

 

[Law]

thank you for your valued input, nigger_rapist69

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Can't believe the Very Hungry Caterpiller was secret judeo-masonic-bolshevik propaganda all along.

 

[Lurker]

 

[Harm]

I have min/maxed nutrition while spending pennies on the dollar. There is nothing objectively wrong with dog biscuits besides the bland taste. They also say on the box that it helps clean teeth so I get more teeth brushing than the average American

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

an unambiguous certifiable verified fucking freon-huffing retard

 

[DickMain]

Uh... how do you delete posts?

 

[stupid frog]

Pissa presenting a slideshow of her cats is like Jeffrey Dahmer presenting a slideshow of his human victims.

 

[King Dong]

blacked loli was the best thing about this site and it's now OVER. looks like I will have to look at the chinese APP threads now.

(note: posted by an anon on sturdychan, see images)

 

[GunCar Gary]

I only masturbate 3-4 times a week on average. And yeah, it's usually clop.

Because you're a homosexual, your fantasies are about working a 9-5 instead of cumming in a sexy woman or a mare.

 

[indomitable snowman]

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As a right wing conspiracy theorist this is the first I have ever heard of these beds. Wtf have my fellow conspiracy theorists kept me out of the loop?

 

[Cemetery Support]

Spoiler

No Cross-Dressing. A woman must not wear men’s clothing, nor a man wear women’s clothing, for the LORD your God detests anyone who does this” (Deut. 22:5). Cross-dressers, you have been warned.

From an utterly irrelevant christian think piece about what you should wear to church.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

You Kiwi Farms scum call people "faggots" all the time. It's like the word means nothing to you subhuman scumfucks

I pray on the Blarney Stone that he's been sodomized in his unwashed ass like a normal fag and hasn't forced some drunk to enter his fetid flesh bag.

Ovulation is when he buys Transformers, and the luteal phase begins when he finishes unwrapping them.

There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't be president.

Trans people are gonna die now. Trump will kill them all

Some of us were molested by our uncles and got fucking jobs and had families. You can do it too, sweetheart. It’s not carte blanche to cut your penis off.

its called knowing youre right. i know that must be an alien feeling to you because youre a weak faggot that bows the fuck down to overwhelming pressure, and who will repeat the mantra "her prostate" until its etched into every fiber of your being but some of us have these things called convictions and we can know without doubt when we are right and when you are wrong and when we are righteous and when you are dirty scum sucking faggot, you dirty scum sucking faggot.

 

[Miquella]

I get hard seeing dogs eating their own shit

 

[Pedophobe]

Life is easier when you live life on reality’s terms.

Everyone who posts here is a big gay.

EDIT: Except me.

The chirp is coming from inside the house, homie.

 

[Coelacanth]

Maybe Tommy can be forced into exile and go live in Slavistan and spend his days obsessing over cheese and the juden

 

[The Nothingness]

"Overachieving pervert" ... is that a new euphemism?

 

[Big Nasty]

There's no equations like E=mc2 anymore. Math has gone downhill since 1905 now it's nothing but niggers pissing on blackboards.