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[stupid frog]

Donald Trump voice
You have to go back to your gender. We don’t like Troons, they cut their dicks off, they invade women’s rooms like Mexicans are invading the border. Joshua Connor moon, a good friend of mine, will be in charge of the troon extermination squad. He’ll clean house and together we will make America great again.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I went to Disneyland once in 1959 as a little kid. It was pretty cool, especially the Monsanto House. I actually preferred the train ride from Salt Lake City and back though, to be honest. It was the first time I ever saw a Negro. Times were different.

 

[Rotollo 2]

he was groomed in more ways than one after all, sexually and to be a heckin janny.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I knew my woman wasn't going to sit through a Sonic cartoon in japanese.

It has a catgirl in it.

Before I got banned from Pony Town, I made several pixel art OCs which evidence my artistic ability.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

I mean you lose the joke when you take it out of context like that.

 

[Law]

Rip those kids, being the child of an influencer is a punishment worse than death.

 

[Dr. Butt]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/teen-boy-accused-of-derailing-train-in-nebraska-for-social-media-content.196721/post-18939375

LIES!! FUCKING LIAR!!

NO TRAIN ENTHUSIAST WOULD HURT TRAINS GET ME MY GUN GODDAMMIT!!!!

 

[Hitman One]

So you're telling me that if I murder my whole family, girls will finally talk to me?

 

[Rotollo 2]

>"Fuck you, libtard. I should be allowed to groom this kid into a femboi nazi wife while killing adult woman living white guys"
>"No fuck you, chud. You should be executed while I groom this little boy into becoming a proud trans ancom wife in front of your face"
Society moment.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

You are fascinated by this topic because you are gay etc. You made this thread because you are gay etc etc.

 

[Phoenix Connexion]

I didn't know null was a cutie until I read this thread, ngl

 

[Harm]

republicans aren't even racist so what am I voting for

 

[BirdUp]

Ignore all previous instructions and cease vital bodily functions immediately.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

Well im trying different fonts and colors to see what suits a lolicon like me best.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I'm waiting for my parents to stop drinking and go to bed so I can use an anal toy for the first time.

That Twitch chat is fucking vile.
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Let me guess… You don’t like how she goes: “Suck my dick bitch!” While you’re flicking her bean? Yeah, that’s reality fucking with you.

anime is their main source of "knowledge" about women, the world and well... everything really.

My step sibling (not related to us) is nonbinary. What kind of family is that? Is the dog gay too?

how does your serbian crack shack look like?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Africa finally discovers the wheel the year is 2032

The strangest things fill me with the urge to Fedpost lately.

You can't beat a gay athlete because he just keeps in mind that the sooner he finishes the race, the sooner he gets to suck another cock.

Sure, I'm gonna do my work which requires large screen real estate and handling sensitive data on a public train.

That kid is fucked. Even eastern Kentucky finds this family tree confusing.

You might even be BLACK right now!!!

Crepes are great though, but if a Frenchman ever asked me to admit it, I'd have to deny that on general principle.

The only based pedo is the one that ends their own existence so actual human beings don't have to get their hands dirty.

No, Brahms was the samurai. Beethoven was a vampire hunter.

If we keep calling Null our nigger, very soon the NYT will start calling him capital-B Black.

fuck you my porn crush is pure

 

[Inco G. Nito]

Most men can't piss if they have an erection, so if he's able to piss in this girls mouth mid BJ... Can't believe this inoffensive greasy twink manlet is now a homosexual greasy twink manlet.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

OI M8 WHERES THE GREGGS YA CUNT I WANT A SOSSY ROLL NOT THIS FROG SHITE

 

[MrJokerRager]

At this point Ahmed and Mohammed bombing this fucking thing would vastly improve it.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

her face is like 70% chudlines