random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sawamura Simp]

Is a man not entitled to the coke of his safe? "No!" Cries the man in Langley, "It belongs in the housing projects!" "No!" Opines Judge Jennifer Fischer "It belongs in an evidence locker!" "No!" Chorus several member of his church "Feed your fucking children!"

dude go out, watch grass grow, have a line of coke and shut the fuck up.

I'm backtracking and reading through the entire thread via highlights, not a lot of progress yet, I'm just doing my due diligence so I can be a well educated hater, you know?

Archiving this before he comes to his senses and deletes in shame.

Best T-shirt quote of 2024:

Interesting new matter of public record attached.

 

[BirdUp]

i dont care whos cock you are

@Lifeguard Hermit

 

[Syzyg]

I personally like pissing off surface level people on the internet and reusing my main identity across places as it works well for collecting information on some of them.

 

[Meat Target]

"I'm gonna kill myself if I can't be in diapers!"

 

[Cat Phuckers]

Only if the world would see "Changed" like I do. Not as a furry fetish game. But as a story of friendship against unfavourable odds and unfortunate consequences.

This is from a screenshot of some Changed fetishist on Twitter that was being shared on KF, but I lost the screenshot and don't feel like looking up this string of text.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"You're weird!" says person with a list of mental illnesses and a pregnant man emoji in their bio.

the tits are kind of the only thing going for her
granted, it's a pretty big fucking thing

If it happens often enough in your culture that people believe a shoopfake is real, whether real or not, your culture might have some prooblems.

*judge holden rushes back to the farms to make more tryhard posts about sexually defiling a morbidly obese failed writer from wisconsin*

Back from yet anuddah sojurn I took to whack off and watch chink horror movies.

from the hooker's perspective, would the money really be worth it to put up with the smell of an anime convention? there are something that even a hooker wont do.

Supposedly hundreds of years of institutionalized racism and the best you can come up with is cracker?

one of those radfem grannies posted something like "male sexual interest has no value cause it's an unlimited resource" and it makes me laugh because it's true

That's a very unremarkable-looking butt

His fat kid reptile brain is just so exhilarated by the feast of tortillas, plastic cheese and deep frier grease sprawling out in front of him that he completely forgets that he still needs to lie to his viewers about his "diet".

I want to thank to Olympics for doing more damage to the tranny movement than six gorillion /pol/ack threads could hope to achieve.

The invention of the white light LED and its proliferation has been a disaster for the human race.

When we start getting Kilt selfies I will no longer be accountable for any violently consent-free rutting that may occur

We were not supposed to be allowed to read the Police's arguments. The court issued an order of HIDE EVERYTHING RIGHT FUCKING NOW

If you said what's the weirdo who hangs out in parking lot and follows guys into sex shops, AI would print that exact picture.

"act like a mescaline" What sort of peyote ass porn are they looking at?

I have once met a dumb dumb who thought heart surgery was a rip off, it's easy... Break ribs take out old heart out new one in zap sew shut. He couldn't keep a forklift job but he legitimately felt he was surgeon smart.

 

[Pomegrenade]

And why yes, I did archive all 15 smut fics, would you like to browse my wares?

 

[Syzyg]

Women with tatoos look like cattle. If found return to owner who is tatooed below. MOOO.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

“oh yeah I’m a polyam ABDL, into public orgies and being pissed on by midget horses”

threatened with free asexual polyamorous troon anal hook blowjob.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

He wouldn't know good cheese even if I slapped him across the face with it.

I made a post in mass debates about my favorite type of cheese, then out of nowhere a notification popped up. I thought it was someone replying to my favorite cheese, but no, it was Null threatening to kill me.

"I only love toilets ironically"

PISS

I will not enter your enchanted forest, whizzard.

Can a 17 year old even consent to be a stabber?

That's their own fault for being so aggressively Dutch.

I am not a dental expert and am in fact an anti-dentite.

 

[Toothp!ck]

there's no way any true and honest woman is gooning to bimbofication and sissification audio porn. That's something only a man would do.

 

[barbie meat]

I think burning down a police station is a strong first step.

 

[Dr. Butt]

People aren't dumb

those losers in charge are whores for money and hate white men.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

GENDER MANIA IS GOING TO RUN WILD ON YOU, BROTHER WHO WANTS TO BE A SISTER.

 

[stupid frog]

SHUT UP!! ITS ALL JOEVER!!! WE NEED TO KILL OURSELVES IMMEDIATELY!!! IF YOU DONT YOURE NOT BASED!!!!

 

[Aunt Carol]

If I was a god I'd be insulted being given La Croix and Frosted Flakes.

Anyone buying these robopants is automatically a gay fed.

 

[Thé au lait]

God damn these electric sex pants.

 

[CEO of Gay]

Holy shit it's always the absolute most-gayest high-school tier drama with these fat, 35yo men larping as anime 9yo's.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

"please enjoy this fact about my anus."

I'll bet Donald Trump doesn't want to be raped. Checkmate, chuds.

Furthermore, let me say this once in this thread (because this is a topic I take seriously): I am NOT anyone's sock account. You will NEVER find another male as based as me.

 

[ChristSeVeN]

I am lightsaber battle against the Kiwi Farms.