random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sawamura Simp]

I'm not here to shill a drug, I'm saying Dax is a massive faggot who needs to come out of the closet.

I should have taken a career in politics. Autistically scheming retarded plans is my life's passion.

TAKE HIS FUCKING PHONE AWAY HE WILL GET US ALL KILLED

This has to be the dumbest shit I've read all day, and I just finished off a thread about shooting fat women into space.

sorry, i don't listen to niggers or women
what's happening?

 

[Syzyg]

New user @Maid Maple Ying's impeccable English

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Personally say Elon in it for archives nose, and removeval Gina past works fed into anti woke stuff he push smell like bait for his version of wee chat.

as lot say you got live with skin suit your stuck with for body, work at put your mind and body at ez soldier.figer ware what body at build up form there here and work few way of safe discipline work out form there. Around you.

Guess looking at few thing going end up Miley host for a time

Modi two he fucking Buddhist temple relic over his hole time in office

 

[Blindeye]

"Rest in peecees, my husband smelled the feces."

 

[Xarpho's Return]

That would be worse than missing breakfast.

 

[Meat Target]

women get history degrees in things just to write gay porn about them.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Now your ear feels lonely

fuckheug

Châtelet–Les Halles was aesthetically post-apocalyptic

I've inherited like 35 books on the Napoleonic War era due to a relative not knowing what the fuck to do with them.

 

[Gentlebastard]

There's a difference between shitposting and posting shit.

meme magic comes from a mix of offensive content, punching against the establishment, and autism

his opinions are carefully crafted to alienate *everyone.*

The list contradicts itself multiple fucking times. There is no distinct dynamic there. It's like kids arguing over who gets to be the red Power Ranger this time.

There is nothing you can do to convince me that this isn't intentional surrealist art.
It's not GOOD art, but I swear this is somebody's conceptual masterpiece.

Pay attention guys this is how a pooner gets created in real time.

Never has there been such a beautiful typo/lost in translation by an idiot. It’s beautiful.

I experienced severe nausea and sympathetic pains inside my bowels. That's one of the worst screenshots I've ever read.

sorry, but hey at least I didn’t include photos of his anus.

Right now there there have got to be at least like 40 guys feigning genuine interest in her insanity in hopes that she will touch their ding dongs. Despite the moustache.

God damnit, now I want to see the jackass guys skating in hijabs, but they're all in their 50's now and would just die.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Go do a crime so you can embrace your inner mutt sugar plum in prison.
Faggot.

 

[Brain Power]

>joins KF
>creates birthday thread when he becomes an adult
>gets fucking doxed

L O L

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

lolcows are like stand users they are drawn to each other.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"At first I was worried about his policy of filling cities with Somali rapists and refusing to arrest or prosecute them, but now that I know he supports other ways for teenagers to get AIDS, I'm relieved."

 

[SlaanyChaser]

I swear, we should start a Kiwi Farms fundraiser to set up a tomboy nature preserve.

A PSA to all fat women

You have a CHOICE. Between looking like a fun gal to hog out in a Waffle House with- or like a hairy, sexless bullfrog.

Why, the suprapubic catheter of course!

Goddamn DEIGGERS.

Bet going cover funding side more.my get beast boy to cow state.

 

[ScooterL]

THE HARM
THAT IS
KIWI
FARMS

 

[Targeted Individual]

no hay chiste, no hay remate, sólo es porno gay.

First random_text in spanish proposal.

 

[Pedophobe]

You learn something every day on the farms.

Deep down we all want to wear fast pants.

Chris is an LGBT icon and creator of world acclaimed Sonichu.

We laugh because the alternative is getting mad at the internet.

TIL that googley eyes do not, in fact fix everything.

 

[Nigga Bullshit]

Better off sucking in car exhaust.

 

[JustSomeDong]

"I am usually a very logical person" says the genderblob retard in a relationship with a fictional character.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Coomers will graduate to coomest, and become more degenerate than anyone ever thought possible.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Well, less pics of her anus would have been preferable.

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

Her art looks like it was made by a retarded monkey with no hands, so he had to hold the crayon in his asshole. The monkey is also a troon.