random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Snusmumriken]

Why aren't you drunk yet?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You're gonna be sprayed with fake tan and deported to the Congo. Sorry bud.

 

[aj0828]

he is also selfish bald bald demon
Source: The image headers on the Counterfeit Cat wiki.

 

[Meat Target]

I'm genuinely wondering what would be a worse insult to a dead man between this shit and an elegy filled with praises from kotaku.

 

[GunCar Gary]

I have both pre-empted and countered in advance many of the possible objections to my debunking of the "immorality" of Zoophilia.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Somehow pajeets nor bots can see the earth pussy and insist there isn't anything there .

There's spin, and then there's pissing in my ass and calling it red bliss potato salad.

 

[supremeautismo]

the autistic mind and their ways are truly a mystery

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

You can write and post phrases in 10 seconds that will have the FBI knocking on your door

 

[Meat Target]

If you ever feel about your life circumstances, just remember... there was once a crappier, furry version of Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons, and you're not him.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?

Edit: From the way this thread is going, you're really gonna need him.

why is this featured

it's funny

I just want to know where the robot bird fits in to the dynamic.

The deranged threats, childing, and exceedingly gay mannerisms are great entertainment value

The negro is simply part of the display.

Nice to see he's still racist (regarding the Japanese Godzilla film)

If the sheep is lacking Scotsman or Kiwi DNA in it, it's obviously lab grown, because we know what Scots and Kiwis do to sheep.

Ah, yes... I had a feeling I recognized that unhinged comment.

God bless the Chinese code monkey who wrote that filter

Every time I get called gay on the internet, I jump in my car and drive until I hit something small and alive. Really reassures me of my identity.

You’re out for dinner with people you enjoy, respect, and maybe even love. You’re enjoying yourself, and your company is enjoying themselves. Your gaze wanders around the restaurant as you embrace your present surroundings. A lovely night out, to be sure. But that’s when you see this.

 

[Meat Target]

If you ignore some person wantonly leaving 1 star you are basically a rapist axe murderer, disgusting.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I don't know what a tampon is

 

[internet friend]

hoisted by their own retard.

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

Just got banned from a local warhammer discord server because I put a trash emoji next to the owner's post that read, 'Female Custodes are Based.'

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Because no milky = no baby. It's a primitive response or something.

I just learned That Vegan Teacher almost fucking died, and it was from the SJW art thread of all places.

no thanks I'll pass on turning characters into sasquatch

My man looks like he's about to turn into a chibi necromorph.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"...and that one's called Bumblebee, and this one is Unicron. Unicron is my favorite right now, but ask me in an hour and I'll tell you something different, ha ha! I have a giant Unicron figure at home. It cost me $800! I wouldn't normally be able to get it, but people gave us a lot of money because Nazis were threatening our home. That's what Mistress says, anyway. I never saw them myself. Do you like my new titties? I just got them! I'm the most famous trans woman on Bluesky! I used to be on Twitter until Mistress told me I had to leave, so I did. We just had to move to a new house because a cutie who used to live with us started telling lies about us on the Internet. Do you like Transformers? Did I already ask you about that?..."

I hope and pray I'd have the willpower to not develop a diaper fetish.

Come to think of it, I don't even remember where I got that information from. Fuck the Internet. Fuck Australia.

 

[Sundae]

GET. YOUR. HAND. OFF. MY. PEENISH.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Low functioning autistic moids should be euthanized for the good of society. High functioning autistic moids should be euthanized because they are annoying.

 

[Gentlebastard]

EBONY BUTTS

THE WOMAN'S NAME IS BLACK ASS

You know things are getting bad when they stop using euphemisms and go straight to "unhinged woman".

Aviso gratis (free advice): Do not travel to New York City unless you are in the unfortunate position of having to conduct business there, and then stay only as long as necessary to complete your meetings.

it's almost as if someone wrote this article knowing it would be posted on the 'Farms

We're a bunch of fucking autistic retards.

That's it, I'm shoving the veep into a locker and there's nothing that the SS can do to stop me

Back when I was 12 or 13, I thought comment sections of youtube had value. I ended up getting in an argument about taxation with someone who couldn't divide 1 million by 5 and confidently stated repeatedly that someone making 1 million dollars would pay 20k in taxes at a 20% flat tax.

Why haven't you sewn together platters from old hard drives and attached them to the back of your car? There's no excuse.

No, you have to watch the entire video before criticizing me, it's not my responsibility to present my argument well

'If you come to my apartment, I will clumsily stab at a potato' isn't quite the threat he thinks it is.

How many times do I have to tell you people? It’s a robot BABY. The bird is just a bird. If you don’t buckle down and commit this stuff to memory you don’t stand a chance of passing the exam.

He radiates big gay energy because he's Canadian.

Are you telling me that having sex actually kills me?

That means eeveryone on this website might live forever

"So I have this habbit of setting an alarm at 3 AM during the week (when 99.9% of people are sleeping). I wake up, put on the clothes, wig and some heels (no makeup, beard not shaved, so absolutely not passable) and go outside to walk around. Usually jerking off at some point. Anyone else?"

Now I'm going to be paranoid on my walks thinking their are gooners in the shadows.

Yeah, being only vaguely aware of the kind of scum trawling the Pokemon franchise, I am 100% whoever wrote that originally should be on a watchlist.

"How is this meat 'choice'?"
"I chose it"

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If we get called an incel/chud we just move on with our lives


Call these faggots a cat lady and they write article after articles coping and sneeding.