random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Preacher ✝]

The scum is being reported immediately and I will make sure that Furaffinity is saved.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

How many farmers do you think got redirected here after trying to drop by FurAffinity for a wank and thought they were having a stroke?

 

[Axiom.]

Since this is a minor, we will mass report his channel(and maybe snitch to his parent as well), so he won't get groomed.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/operation-deplatform-wolfygoofytoons.198496/

 

[hideandgoseekchampion]

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

What am I supposed to do? Read Dante or Moby Dick like some kind of nerd/faggot?

ETA: Those who negrate me are just mad they don't have anyone who loves them IRL. That's why you have time to read so much classic literature.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

most people are going to pick the bullshit animals just because they only have a single cunt of a human being for an owner whereas an HOA is a collection of cunts.

 

[Pedophobe]

Any negative feeling or opinion you are experiencing knowing this information is objectively correct.

 

[ComStar]

I don't know who Ethan Ralph is."
- Ethan Ralph, 2024

 

[Cemetery Support]

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They’ve made a game of killing people.

 

[Laburnum]

He said he wouldn't "waste his wrists" elaborating.

 

[Gentlebastard]

she can taste a much wider spectrum of flavours than most humans, including infra-sour and ultramami

So they allow you to make content in prison? How many kiwifarms users are in jail and shit posting

"Every pair of pants he has" - all two of them?

If you're going to go full autist here, at least be correct.

My source on this is "Trust Me Bro" and I'll openly admit that.

Diddy Kong is absolutely right. And that terrifies the troon.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I don't think it's so Skibidi if you shit in it...

 

[TheRetardKing]

You’re the monster now, bonehead! I raise baby dragons to their full potential.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

1 Possible tranny taking copious notes on me walking down the hallway, weird, very possible KF

 

[Gog & Magog]

You're white and have a anime profile picture, an eastern imported cultural view of animation, something that is non white. You should know deep within your bones as a white man that, you are betraying your ancestors and God by divulging in those cultural backgrounds.

 

[Gangster Talk]

1 Possible tranny taking copious notes on me walking down the hallway, weird, very possible KF

 

[Sawamura Simp]

What drives a person when their fetish website gets hacked and their passwords compromised, to create an account on the website it redirects to?

Racists welcome people of all races, as long as they're racist.

May the myopia of your poverty inspire you to focus on documenting the balldo while the rage pig hollers in the distance.

Absolute chad mahogany sun god kiwi.

The exaggerated swagger of a kiwifarmer.

 

[Axiom.]

A wedgie on ralph is like anal sex; great in theory, titillating even, but the reality of the endevour is so full of horrors that the well adjusted stay away.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-ralphs-twitter-tweets.81217/post-19148119

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

3 Rules for Life by Joshua Moon

Don't dress weird. Groom. Bathe.

 

[barbie meat]

RECORDSCRATCH

“You’re probably wondering why I’m here in Sao Paolo getting fucked up the ass by a transsexual prostitute without a rubber?