random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Phoenix Connexion]

Dale Earnhardt was a fucking lolcow and the concrete wall that killed him should be doxed for poop touching.

 

[Meat Target]

A year ago none of these people even knew each other and now they’re all destroying each other’s lives

This is why it's important to maintain a healthy understanding that there arent really good guys in this shit show and everyone is just varying levels of awful.

This whole saga is like watching two retarded hobos fighting each other to the death over who gets to be King Cuck of Cokewhore Mountain.

Of course making people see Kayla naked against their will should be illegal, fucking duh.

don't these people have kids?

I can't imagine having any one of these people as parents

 

[Asian tech support]

I fucked @Vingle's mom and he was so mad he turned gay

 

[PositiveMonk]

This is a site about learning how to operate a kiwi bird ranch, we just get a bit sidetracked sometimes.

 

[DootSkeleton]

Alright let's commit election fraud chat

- Null, 8/30/2024

 

[Xarpho's Return]

You can put 1.2 miles of kids in front of a freight train and it’ll pulp every single one of them but we all know how stupid that sounds

 

[Stock Footage]

Dale Earnhardt was a fucking lolcow and the concrete wall that killed him should be doxed for poop touching.

 

[Meat Target]

My condolensces to the worms who will get addicted to drugs feasting on your yeast infected remains.

 

[Tablet County]

All Blockland Forums users are obviously also on KF, Null is just hiding them from us in his super secret Blockland board, and they meet every week to decide the future of KF

 

[Aunt Carol]

In reality it would be more like wearing a weird secret hat on my crotch.

 

[Gentlebastard]

just like the word nazi, incel has lost all meaning to it.

Tim continues to doubt Ian's magic powers to control the weather, much to his peril

Quasimodo is a true friend; trannies ain't.

This is a full grown adult living at home, and sad mommy won't buy him a bra.

I am surrounded by miscreants, criminals, weirdos and idiots but it’s obviously all of them who are at fault.

Today's word is ultracrepidarian n. A presumptuous someone who has no special knowledge, or any particular knowledge, of a subject but who expresses an opinion, often a strong opinion, about it.

Call me heartless, but the very first things I noticed were the typos and lack of proper punctuation. You think you'd proofread a suicide note given it's your last impression on Earth, but what do I know.

People don't dislike people interested in history or ww2.

What they dislike is you blocking the condiments aisle dressed in thigh highs and a wermact helmet.

Look at this dysgenic freak.

Jesus tapdancing Christ in a pole, that is a fuckin lot of salad dressing, even by fat Murican standards.

Anything you say can and will be used to incessantly mock you on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

I came out to my parents. They are homophonic

 

[Laburnum]

Archive these bitches. I will crip walk right into court and take more money LOL.

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[Instant_Pot_User]

Starmer has blown through his honeymoon period like Russell Greer in a whorehouse

This is a site about learning how to operate a kiwi bird ranch, we just get a bit sidetracked sometimes.

 

[Tablet County]

Hey guys! Longtime stlaker, first time poster.

Where are the mass protests, burning, looting, etc? Why is it ok to kill a bicyclist with a car?

 

[Yamamura]

When is the BIPOC (Bikes and Insufferable People of Cycling) community going to rise the fuck up and fight back against institutional travelism?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

The insufferable albino with the gold cyber arm isn't a twink. She's a pooner. The beaner cuck with the beard is the only male out of the four main characters.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Every time I fly, I make it a joke to open up my prescription pill bottle and eat like 5 antihistamines with a whiskey ginger. I buy middle seats and have night terrors when I do this. I've accidentally punched people. That's how I raw dog flights.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

(Link)

You're an overweight bum one cheeseburger away from making the world a better place.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Recently I bought an Instagram ad for my profile".
Ladies and Gentlemen: the winner of this L thread.

You can exist all you want. Just stop being a fag about it.

Just stop being a gross pedo retard.

I prophesize that in one generation, Texas will be worse than San Francisco.

it would be more like wearing a weird secret hat on my crotch.