random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[stupid frog]

The Pope should bulldoze all those palaces and turn the Vatican into the Kowloon Walled City for rapefugees if he really believes this.

 

[Tablet County]

Calling therapy "the rapy" just makes me think you need it even more than an average person would.

>"There's a thread on people like you."
>"Not really."
>writes 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 word essay justifying why they don't want to have sex

Fatness is temporary.
Cuckoldry is eternal.

Truly, his heart is as fat as his bitch tits

 

[Gentlebastard]

the type to have a tranny fuck him up the ass and claim it's not gay because he looks like a girl

How has he never been medically diagnosed as some brand of retard? It baffles.

I'm guessing they're missing the entire genre of Japanese porn where a school girl gets molested on the train.

Telemarketers should enjoy prison.

I feel like modern SJWs or whatever just adopt/ appropriate the hostility of middle management black women as their personality.

People dislike him because he's a cunt him being stupid and fat just make laughing at him easier.

You call an internet argument a 'confrontation'? You go, tough guy.

"ANOTHER day where every single person i meet is an asshole! why us"

Guys got some medieval halloween turnip jackolantern tier teeth though holy fuck.

the other day me and a friend were in the grocery store, trying to find some sort of easy non-controversial snack food to bring to an event. Meanwhile there was a black woman walking a few feet front of us. We walked past an area where there was watermelon and my friend mentioned maybe bringing watermelon without really thinking about it. As soon as the black woman heard the word she turned around to look back at us as if on reflex, then looked away when she realized we weren't talking to her/trying to be racist or whatever I guess. The jokes write themselves lmao

The plushie looks so defeated
Sorry your life is like this, little shark

Dammit. I missed all the fun while I was out living my life with my working limbs, functional penis and full head of hair.

They just act retarded because they legitimately are.

He's like the right-wing version of Brianna Wu. Hated by everyone who isn't a retard

I don't even hate him, he's just hilariously dumb and that he's managed to push his body to the brink of death while still pushing is even funnier

>Chungusbot, my son, I want you to use all these huge troves of data a human could never include in their decision-making processes to make the most rational and unbiased decisions possible"

>NO, NOT LIKE THAT

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

She wouldn't know Punk if someone shot her with a Sex Pistol and buried her with the rest of the Dead Kennedys in a Shallow Grave wrapped up in a Black Flag and had GG Allin do her eulogy.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Omg it's my favorite LGBT internet content creator Bryan Dunn.

 

[Thé au lait]

Is there a whole community that takes the Love Live card game this seriously? If so, I think I know what the next thread I'm making is.

Edit: I fucking hate reddit.

God, that's hot. I want them to eat my Stretch Armstrong toy.

And best of all, from our favorite pig:

>dad... please come home and stop raging at twitter all day... im really lonely here
>This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Oh my god this is so embarrassing lol

 

[General Emílio Médici]

You post on Kiwi Farms and your wife is getting IVF? How long before autism diagnosis? You'll have to set up your child with a Kiwi Farms account.

 

[supremeautismo]

Amish girls just slip a racy drawing of their ankles into your supper pail.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I missed all the fun while I was out living my life with my working limbs, functional penis and full head of hair.

 

[Bucephalus]

“I do have a Ph.D.,” Shaffer says. “I praise . . . him . . . daily!”

He warns that painted fingernails on boys are signs that the youth are not just gender-bending but demon-inhabited.

A young man is tending to a dribbling nosebleed with a washcloth—a sign, he says, that he has just been freed from a spirit of video games. “Was it that Slender Man game?” his friend asks. “Maybe,” he responds. “That was super demonic.”

 

[Pissmaster]

I did like that captain planet episode where some kid had AIDS and Captain Planet was like “well, yeah, he’s ok. Except that nigger fucked a monkey in the ass. My nature powers can’t fix that, sorry. He’s dead.”

 

[gagabobo1997]

I'm sure Smash is a very sweet little guy, but does he need a penis as wide and as long as a Red Bull can?

 

[Pedophobe]

For the next level weeaboo loser experience.

Who the hell is this meant to attract? Surely not people with money or good taste?

Pop Star dreams and a Country Song Life.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

"I cut my own dick off, I'm a drug addict, I'm drunk every waking minute, I'm unemployed, I have panic attacks and I'm a pedophile. Now let me explain to you why my ideas about society are better than yours."

I was extremely disappointed not to be asked "are you Jump Jet Fanny" by Surrey Police during their fol de rol.

I was ready and waiting with "My twat's not a Hawker Siddeley, officer"!

Are British people naturally this abhorrent or does a steady diet of alcohol, petty crime and cheddar mutate them? Would a British child raised in for example Spain or France grow into a normal-looking adult?

When your sleep paralysis demon misgenders you: this week on A Haunting

If some stomping butter toothed cyclops acted as embarrassingly in heat as Anna, flashing her labia with her locked knees spread eagle, asking my guy to zip her back tits into 500 SHEIN bikinis, I'd feel like I was letting a special needs person molest and drool on my husband.

People don't dislike people interested in history or ww2.

What they dislike is you blocking the condiments aisle dressed in thigh highs and a wermact helmet.

But when it's a crocheted penis, it's so manly that you forget all that shit.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I appreciate you googling that because I got as far as opening a new tab to do so before I stopped to reflect on the fact that actions have consequences and I already get enough bizarre targeted advertising because of this site.

 

[BirdUp]

Do you have fucking aspergers???

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

She'd look super cute butt ass naked with a spreader bar in my !!!!!ALL NEW!!!!! White Race Traitor Piece of Human Shit Public Spectacle Slave Market.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

for, as long as but a hundred of us remain online, never will we on any conditions be brought under globohomo rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom – for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I like boomers. They give me free candy when I'm nice to them. Maybe if you were nice to them, they'd give you free candy too.

He drives like a spoiled rich kid on the road and acts like the people he rams into are the stupid ween-defending assholes.