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[Dr. Butt]

Oh, and happy Page 1488, my fellow Nazi transphobes!

 

[DickMain]

KIWIFARMS USERS RAPED ME, THEY RAPED ME!

 

[Oliver Onions]

Listen to an autist flirtatiously interview a pedophile.

 

[Big Nasty]

The admixture of weedbro, colossal retard, and mental disorders are a beautiful combination.

 

[Hitman One]

If you could provide me with a link to such erotic fiction and a few details about who you are, I would be glad to start a thread about you in Prospering Grounds

 

[Return of the Freaker]

its crazy how AI autists are going crazy over Rogu's Basilisk when Tyrone's Basilisk has been ruining this country for almost a century now

 

[Space Police]

testosterone levels comparable to a gnat

 

[Tablet County]

Nary a single woman that any reasonable man would consider seriously dating, marrying, and starting a family with uses the term "sapphic". I'll even take it a step further and say the only biological women who use that word also have a diagnosis of being what the medical establishment calls "terminally unfuckable" or " a solid 1/10".

Did Ethan Ralph get Andy Warski (in a dress) pregnant?

Calvinism is the result of long, rigorous theological reflection that still somehow manages to come to the exact opposite of the truth.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Double bonus points for the reply guy being a Vegeta. I guarantee both of these dudes are black as the Ace of Spades.

I hope the cat is okay. Can definitely see this man trooning out.

I can picture that tard in a cape beating up people trying to rescue sex trafficked women from overseas, and returning them to some Filipino gangsters.

 

[Maki Harukawa]

ive only pissed in the bathtub once in my life

dont police my typing style

 

[DickMain]

Go to third world shithole, get mad when internet goes out cuz someone next door ordered a McDouble, blame Null.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Not defending wafflestomping but in theory, it could save time.

Black people have such weird cartoonish mannerism. They will rub their hands together and smack their lips for no reason.

Niggers have no clue on how taste works
They overwhelm their palate because they lost it in a gang shootout.

I am sorry for your blackness

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
I'M 100 PERCENT NIGGER!
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
I'M 200 PERCENT NIGGER!

I mean, I'm not getting rock hard on amputated loli girls so I'd say I got that over you

She kinda looks like she could be a character from House of a 1000 Corpses.

Ooohh, this is a serious website! This is a serious website! It's serious!

well i guess it my time to burn my anal so that they cant find my prints.

I have finally learned how to filter nitter properly to avoid ponyporn.

I hope that Donald Trump's election caused a premature cancellation of Recess: The Next Bell.

What drugs are you smoking? My Grandfather doesn't carry a purse.

 

[Kerr Avon]

When you think about it Muslims are literally built for the BBC.

 

[Smug]

I can't get through a single post of yours without being reminded that, yes, you want to fuck grandmas.

 

[Tablet County]

Anywhere you can find porn you can rest assured there will be a lot of mass debaters.

 

[Crex Crex]

just take a shit right were you are, why bother to get up, just take a shit, relax

I knew I had to post this once she said "baby raper" at the top of her lungs.

This thread is like the Elephant's Foot of autism.

Women (and Jews) are the reason fascist movements are necessary.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Contrary to popular belief, people saying mean things to you on the internet is not life-ending.

I generally consider myself pretty tolerant but the only thing these people should be sharing is a mass grave.

Isekai this, isekai that,
Isen't it kaind of time you sad weebs moved out of your parents' basement?

I saw a beer named Nepenthe at the beer store today and had a stress response.

Linus has the race mixing Canadian debuff

The mind of a sycophant is an enigma.

it is not a dildo. It is a "vintage Ikea" terracotta porch gnome.

 

[Dr. Butt]

If I was to rank all video clips in terms of erotic potential, the ones depicting the men’s loos in a British Aldi would be very, very far down the rankings.

 

[DickMain]

Take that back about sausage you fucking faggot.

 

[sperginity]

They try to defend the artwork taken down by claiming that it was "just" werewolf porn