random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

Sure it was literally "gay Nazi furry is trying to revive the Third Reich and turn London into his sex den", but it's at least something.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Oh fuck. This nigga is back from the dead to negrate everyone who negrated him for revenge!!!

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I am beyond amused that the JFK files are shaping up to be "Everyone wanted him dead and was trying to kill him, so we aren't actually sure who finally did it"

@Gehenna's last post, which was a great one.

 

[CallmeCicada]

females love rape and cant get enough if it why would they fanrasize about it so much

 

[Overly Serious]

Other than looking like she's a bad accident away from terrorizing Gotham, she's not half bad!

 

[Doxmatix]

I could have donated the time I play Dota 2 to a soup kitchen or something. But I don't. Do you?

Isn't running a forum awesome? Isn't having every user subscribe to instant sticker dopamine great? Look at how these stickers affect human behavior. I'm basically the Sticker Psychologist, the greatest sticker psychologist the world has ever fucking seen, and this is me introducing stimuli to see how human behavior changes.

You must be new here. The mother fucker explains daylight savings time in "special videos".

 

[Aunt Carol]

where you wish there was a womb, there is only burritos

At least that's the sentiment my idiot non binary coworker has expressed when talking nonchalantly about her sex life with her first boyfriend ever in the break room.

I love the ingenuity of online schizophrenics

 

[Crex Crex]

Practice fingering your ass while stroking to gay porn so that you can inseminate the prostitute more effectively during the big moment.

I'm british, I live in london, and I just roundhouse kicked 5 transgender pakis. NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER.

 

[The Noise]

Tonight i drank a 6 pack of beers and at least a fifth of vodka. bring me on as aguest on your next podcast or i wil shit in te street

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Hello,

I am pleased to inform you that I am American and nobody cares about your wretched, dying nation - including the people living in it.

Kind regards,
Joshua Moon

 

[Gentlebastard]

My political philosophy is neo-Carltonian. I don't care about people on food stamps.

Right now we have infinite free porn and cheap beer. The number of people willing to give that up to sit in a ditch and be shot at and blown apart by drones with grenades is very, very small.

Whenever I think my fellow kiwis are making shit up I’m always able to find the actual article and it somehow, always manages to reduce my faith in humanity.

Trump should unveil a US flag redesign with only 49 stars. Let it hang for a weekend or two with no comment then announce some sort of us-only olympic battle royale competition to see who's getting eliminated. I voted for a reality tv star damn it.

Gayer than a black marine taking it up the ass from a silverback gorilla while an interdimensional space crab takes notes.

Speaking of the N word (nigger),

I didn't think you could hear heavy breathing through a picture.

I saw some fool try to seriously argue that A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court counted as an isekai.

If I smeared shit on my dad’s walls as a habit I would not be here today, straight up I would be in a hole in the desert.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

why is rape considered bad when all it is is sex.

source

 

[SlaanyChaser]

why does his face always look like its melting like some ancient curse has been placed upon him.

He probably killed them off with some of his home made takoyaki.

drive-by posters who somehow feel that their most basic bitch, dime a dozen, responses deserve to be heard.

Must we sperg about Israel and Jews every day?

Jannie that featured thread? Faggot
Jannie that unfeatured thread? Faggot
Jannie? Faggot

All Jannies Are Faggot
#AJAF

I guess I'm retarded because how do we extra death sentence someone?

The plot twist is the weens want him for themselves, their cosplay concubine.

I smell niggers and negligent discharges (or wiggers and domestic violence)

They'll be more retarded, but hopefully, less likely to be raped.

> WHAT THE DOG KNOWS

> CAT WARREN

You're just fucking with me.

So there still a chance to get Biden to say Nigger and talk about corn-pop?

For whatever it's worth, everyone looked at him like he was a retard, but still.

How many layers of dystopia is the caliphate on?

Yea, guess those 30-50 wild hog memes were in fact misunderstood. They were warning about the legitimate threat of 30-50 feral nogs.

i like how just by the thread title alone you already know what country this happened in and what race did it without having to be explicitly told either.

his dad came back to life to beat his mother to death for allowing their son to become such a fuck up.

Do you wonder if the same shit was said in 1980 is a Johannesburg suburb?

The fact that you are noticing trends is a symptom of your subconscious bias. You will report for immediate equity and inclusion training.

I am pleased to inform you that I am American and nobody cares about your wretched, dying nation - including the people living in it.

 

[Dead Lion]

my hogendorp is rising

Oh, my sweet summer child... He was eating out the dead raccoon. There's a difference.

 

[Spectate]

why the fuck would i do that
restating this
i do NOT shit in my bathtub

 

[Maki Harukawa]

defending myself does not make me a stalker or a child

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

you do realize a person with a robotic arm isn't copyrightable right?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

you are actually lying
you arent my goddamn bathtub
and i DONT. FUCKING. SHIT IN IT

 

[Maki Harukawa]

my bathtub is real life and not an Ai generation

 

[DickMain]

Please, eat a fucking bullet you absolutely joyless cuck.