random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Woman fucks a cucumber, it's empowering. Man fucks a watermelon, he's some kind of sicko pervert. Let's call this attitude what it is: misandry. Pathologizing normal behavior to demonize male sexuality.

 

[Meat Target]

"Melon fucker" "goes deeper"
My research into this rabbit hole has scarred me for life. I am on several agriculture watchlists and 4H called me a nigger online.

 

[Dr. Butt]

These are the times the phrase "do it faggot" was made for.

 

[NerdShamer]

YOU ARE COMMITTING PSYCHOLOGICAL TERRORISM AGAINST MY SON

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

You're allowed to grow succulents, retard. You're allowed to water shit. Try for once in your sad life.

seeing a reddit thread of pooners discussing the fine intricacies and techniques of "piss milking" sounds funny as fuck but im too scared to put that term in google

And my penis is rarely wrong!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I CAN SOELL JUST FUCKIN FINE

 

[Dr. Butt]

people will find out what kind of fucked up porn he watches..dudes without dicks, dicks without dudes.
sexual chimera golems of all stripes

 

[JesusChristDenton]

"I hate them, I detest them... That lifestyle Those tastes Who would like something like that? It's disgusting, disgusting Fetishists, retarded, stinking, zoophilic, slaves, disgusting, gross, weird Why don't you just die?" (Those are the words I hear every day) Ending 1/??

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

his is why I still love you
your massive amazing jewocity to the point it drives people antisemetic still shines though, and even if you run insane defense for Israel you can track gold like a motherfuck
mad props.

I don't half-ass anything, you're getting the whole stereotype

"We have only the best Jews on Kiwi Farms, aren't I right, folks? The Democrats, they say they have all the Jews, but frankly, I don't even regard Chuck Schumer as a Jew. He's a Palestinean to me, isn't that right, it's sad, real sad. You know, nobody loves Israel more than I do, nobody...except there's once person, look at him, there he is, way in the back, CATCH THE RAINBOW, everybody, this is just the best Jew, nobody knows gold and Israel like this heeb. We're gonna need all the cunning and financial wizardry we can get to make America great again, don't we, folks?"

 

[PhoBingas]

Its actually an 8000 year old watermelon.

 

[Seafarer]

I’m imagining a guy getting raped in the courts then immediately rushing to youtube or social media to delete anything with an embarrassing image of him before it becomes a thumbnail.

 

[Tablet County]

That nigger, Dionysus is doing this shit! Everyone in chat type Dionysus is a stupid nigger, just type Dionysus is a stupid nigger in chat.

i think if you tried be sogoi desu kawaii you'd be a lot more happier.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Good lord, "My mother was redpilled by hoe_logic".

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Musher.
Iditarod.
Nome.
Quince Mountain.
None of these things are real. These are all made up names, places and people.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Multi-page, passionate arguments about why a watermelon with a face is or isn't ruining civilization.

 

[Squawking Macaw]

Still wondering how non-disprovable praxaeology explains CWC, furries, faggots, trannies, pooners, or OP's mom. Or OP.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Florida woman arrested while running naked through a Publix screaming "how can you see me I'm indivisible"

 

[Gentlebastard]

I lack the words to describe what I'm seeing, but I guess the closest I get is saying that it looks like a Kumquat that has hit the ground a few times.

What does that room smell like, and how thick is the layer of dandruff caking everything in it?

Turns out it's easy if you just don't give a crap.

 

[Toothp!ck]

I know a lot about how tranny surgeries work too

The max headroom hijacking is just Vtuber for boomers.

 

[clara red bottoms]

If I'm going to let 50 guys run a train on my asshole, there had better be a suitcase full of cash waiting for me when I'm done.