random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

You fucking dipshit beaner retard

May she find rest in a place where the rivers are aflow with high-fructose corn syrup, the clouds made of mayo and the houses built of bologna.

 

[Thé au lait]

Imagine having a wife and kids, a successful career, and a decent home life, and then suddenly being reminded that you had an e-fling with some autist on the other side of the world.

Imagine never truly being able to move on with your life because your online erotic roleplays are forever immortalized on a new zealand cyberbullying website for all to see.

This is like the retard version of the white man's burden

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I feel like I could break this woman by laugh-reacting to one of her posts on Facebook.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"He brought tigers. And then they fucked the tigers. And ate them. And then they all took a shit on Fudgie The Whale and ate it."

 

[Thé au lait]

So is putting a gun in my mouth and killing myself, but that's only slightly less gay than fucking other men, so I'll have to keep being homosexual on the backburner just after that option.

 

[Core Theorist]

Transcript: @${Sandy} "When I was a kid I really wanted to be like the monster from predator and I made my gamer tag, "ChildPredator" and friends mom made him unfriend me on xbox"

 

[Harm]

I have no amhole and I must REEEEE

 

[stupid frog]

If you can't handle me at my View attachment 7192590 then you don't deserve me at my View attachment 7192591

 

[Croak & Caw]

Yeah, you don't ask a girl if she shits her pants till at least the third date.

 

[Rotollo 2]

You posted a direct link to Polygon. Die.

 

[Meat Target]

cocaine for your child will never be considered a deductible business expense, not even in DSP world.

 

[Dr. Butt]

If we didn't care about the truth, how come we know Byuu actually roped?

 

[Thé au lait]

This is the nicest way ever to call a Kiwifarms user a whore

 

[Oliver Onions]

This Love Quest only includes twitch thots for some reason.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Otherwise aside from what you said, furry humor is typically just dad jokes about animal genitals.

Why would you pose with a rock guitar that was popularized by American-British culture as part of Russian propaganda?

Giving anyone born after 1998 internet access was a mistake.

JULAAAAY, you really owned those mati pink dorito soyniggers, semper fi have my award stickers.

You know it's gonna be a bomb ass thread when OP is told to kys on page 1

 

[Dr. Butt]

Gay.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

"Sharty GayOp" certainly explains the retards shitting up the Touhou tag on Pixiv with bad Sprunki porn as of late. Be willing to bet they're also the ones flooding it with badly-drawn Thundercats yaoi, too.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This chick has the personality of a gilded age-era rich heiress. (“Even I wouldn’t believe all the misfortune that I have suffered, if I hadn’t experienced it!” “I shall take my dinner in the bedroom Jamira! Please… Only saltine crackers and water! Anything else will give the most terrible headache!”) Except she’s fat, bald and likes to tell people she shits herself.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

What part of internet culture and society would suffer if every soynigger spontaneously combusted into ashes?

Amazing Digital Circus and Murder Drones fanbase

 

[neverendingmidi]

The FtM jewish tiktok hitler with an egg-laying fetish? Or is this a different trans hitlerkin

@Law it needs the response too

I'm gonna need context with this one.