random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Pube Dandruff]

when i described myself as a pedophile i meant my own unique and entirely separate definition of pedophile. Read my many unreleased books before you judge me peon

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

then what the fuck are you doing out of the copying room slave? Guards!

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

He has some of the worst tits I've ever seen on a man.

 

[Tablet County]

"Not every Star Trek fan is a pedo, but every pedo is a TNG fan."

Pissing on the floor? Niggers can't even make it to the bathtub now? I'm getting a stress headache

Please do not contact me unless you can fix me.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I think Null should become a Mormon. It would solve literally none of his problems but I think it be pretty funny for like a few days.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Can I borrow your face? It's an insult to humankind.

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

Moon people are going to have to drink the Bill Gates poop water

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Let's go Juliana. You corpse-looking human tent, you.

 

[Chongqing]

A pink triangle on JFG's tweet:

“I’ve literally detected where Elon’s dick was” is the gayest misusing of the word ‘literally’ in history so far and it also somehow manages to be more absurd than openly not caring about his own wife’s disappearance.

 

[stupid frog]

Get better internet so the pages load right or next time try not being blind. What's next, want me to hammer out an entire paragraph in periods and colons so you can read my virtual Braille? Stupid.

 

[Spud]

I'm alright if they remove the game due to the appalling quality but rape?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

You see women all the time saying they like guys to be aggressive. But when they get raped, they cry about it.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

UNPAUSE OCC-2020-0042 AND MAKE @STRIPE SUCK MY COCK ALREADY YOU STUPID ORANGE NIGGER @realDonaldTrump

Link

 

[stupid frog]

Nigga, go outside and socialize. E-dating another user on the Kiwi Farms is like playing Russian Roulette, except none of the chambers are empty.

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>Snake, there's something I've really gotta ask you. It's why I followed you to this thread...
>Have you ever... loved someone?
<That's what you came to ask?
>No, I mean... I was wondering if even Kiwis fall in love...
<What are you trying to say?
>I wanna ask you...
>Do you think love can bloom, even on the Kiwi Farms?
<Yeah, I do.
<I think at any time, any thread... Kiwis can fall in love with eachother.
<But... if you love someone, you have to be able to protect them from their future Halal thread.
>I think so too.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Does anyone know if the helicopter was vaxxed, or if it had information about hillary clinton?

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

Can't wait for fallout 5 to come out and be complete and utter bomb and then Bethesda to shut down finally in Todd Howard to have to go back to sucking men off at truck stops

 

[Skitarii]

You're clearly even more retarded than Chris.

Googling "Pampers diapers Fluttershy" was a horrible idea, do NOT attempt this.

Why doesn't he just ask (((troonbonista))) for shekels? Xhe can probably get him in contact with some rabbis.

 

[Cemetery Support]

According to many studies, with the emergence of the internet and pornography in the 90s, sexual crimes decreased by half.

 

[Tablet County]

Balldohemian Rhapsody

I see a skelly silhouetto of a man
I'm a douche, I'm a douche, and I blew a Mandingo
Nitrous, coke and wife-ning, trust fund cash is tightening me!
Gay-lileo (Gay-lileo), Gay-lileo (Gay-lileo), Gay-lileo figaro fag-nifico,
I'm just a poor boy, nobody likes me
(He's just poor dad, gave his kid nose candy, Spare him his life he's a monstrosity)
Easy come, easy go, second house and blow
Aaron - ah no, I will not let you go (let me go!)
April - ah no, I will not let you go (let me go!)
Josh Moon - ah no, I will not let you go (let me go!)
Will not let you go (let me go!), Will not let you go (let me go!), Will not let you go (never never let you go)
No no no no no no no
Oh Hackamania, hackamania
Hackamania let me go
Pedo Melton has a snaking put aside for me...for me...for MEEEEEE

So you think you can fuck me and cum in my eye?
So you think you can lick me and leave me so dry?
Oh, Aaron, can't do this to me, Aaron
Just gonna get sued, just gonna get sued outta here

Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters,
You're dead to rights on the felony .....

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's important to know when the Amish are laughing at you behind your back

>Sneed is grammatically correct dutch
You guys WISH you had such a great language as I do.

It's like his very presence makes everything else disgusting by association.

You're an idiot, but at least you're forthright about it.

I think 1400 years is enough to call a group your ancestral enemies.

A few days ago I said something like "flies fly but badgers don't badger." I'm basically Plato.

Women have been gooning in public for decades, reading 50 Shades of Gray in public is functionally no different from a man watching porn on the bus with the audio muted.

Mfs can't even coom to true and honest men and women anymore, have to get a fucking AI model to make their coom for them.

In the grim darkness of the far future, there are only whores.

I want to prematurely apologize to future generations for allowing this shit to happen.

I would only be interested if I could instigate a nuclear war with Pakistan.