random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hooked on phobics]

I came into this thread thinking some batshit insane, antinatalist elf larper was behind this

 

[Spectate]

Quick, from what shithole country are you from?

Just because I'm a fujoshi doesn't mean I have to care about this.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

around elves
watch yourselves!

 

[Tablet County]

Well well well, turns out Anal Violence is an actual pedophile. That's neat.

Do you outsource every one of your opinions to faggots on the internet or just the stupid ones?

I have come to make a peace offer. If you agree to put mashed potatoes down your throat tube and film it I agree not to post anything about you or on your profile or thread for 7 (seven) hours. Including bathroom breaks.

You're still seething about some shit I don't even remember?

 

[monstrous bubo]

he alternates between looking like an Alabaman sex offender and a Floridian sex offender

 

[Big Nasty]

It's some shitass horny hack of King's Quest IV

 

[Spectate]

A sudden, but not painful blow went to his left asscheek, making him gasp in surprise, immediately opening his eyes and looking back with the rear of his eyes, seeing that his dad had spanked him. “I am gonn’ slap the faggot outta you, son”

 

[stupid frog]

"I should be gay, but instead I pretend to be a lesbian with other men."

extremely funny to be responding to yaba saying it must be a lie because chantal is too fat and disgusting for any man to be gross and desperate enough to touch her with ACTUALLY, I WAS, BITCH

 

[Pedophobe]

Very heartwarming how this site houses all sorts of political ideologies from all sides of the aisle, differing opinions, countries, people, all united in thinking trannies are pretty gross.

 

[Tablet County]

A sudden, but not painful blow went to his left asscheek, making him gasp in surprise, immediately opening his eyes and looking back with the rear of his eyes, seeing that his dad had spanked him. “I am gonn’ slap the faggot outta you, son” he said, in a rather mocking but serious tone.

Dammit I'm late.

 

[Dr. Butt]

It's called mexiCAN not mexi-drive-your-boat-into-a-bridge-endangering-the-lives-on board.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Haha I can snap your arms like twigs if you think of escaping me I am bigger than you lol you soulless bipedal incubator

The permanent nerve damage from where she bit the shit out of my finger will be a lasting testament to the impact she had on my life.

 

[Tablet County]

The "story" of Stalker 2 can be summed up as "Guy's apartment gets blown up. Wants new apartment."

"You don't remember that time you went into the Blumboshitto thread and called me a faggot before talking about Cheesypotatochud? I do, pal."

 

[DumbDude43]

"Hookers of Nevada, unite! You have nothing to lose but the contents of your stomach!"

 

[Free Dick Pills]

Don't worry. They can't put you in jail just for breaking a few laws.

 

[Tablet County]

I do NOT represent Balenciaga Gucci Gang, I do NOT wear Balenciaga Nigger Heil Hitler merch

You probably heard the term "culture shock". This is similar, but with worthless retarded faggots.

the real reason governments sign off on this AI shit is that they’re dead scared of chuds recreating hyperborea through neo-renaissance kino.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I've seen Hiroshima and I've seen Detroit. Niggers are more dangerous than Nukes.

If I managed to keep a straight face for that one I need to start playing poker or become a spy.

He's always been ugly on the inside (and outside, but that's beyond the scope of this post).

Memes are inherently humorous or entertaining content
This is just honest-to-god true and honest propaganda

I’m loving this new arc of when an unstoppable retard meets an immovable retard.

The whole thing vaguely stinks, but the good kind of stink you go back and get a second whiff of.

We really should donate to LGBT charities after all. Maybe we'll contribute to them one day finding a cure for people like you.

 

[DickMain]

Our lord and savior Synth, only have sex with real anime girls with huge cocks.

 

[Randomrando]

@Spunt say ‘toasterfucking’ one more time.

 

[Probably An Autist]

I swear to FUCK the longer I spend on this site the more I realize you retards literally think shouting NIGGER is doing all the work you need to do.