random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

OH SWEET JESUS, I take it back! These tits are scary! They're like a big fluffy ball of screeching tires!

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Lying is a sin, Sneed.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Zevi was also influenced heavily by English millennarianism (proving once and for all that protestants are agents of the devil)

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

No fucking way did you tell your mom about your Kiwi Farms thread

 

[Meat Target]

Becoming God just sounds like being Null times infinity, that sounds horrific. I'm happy Jesus is the loving moderator of the universe.

 

[plagiarismmaximum]

She left the table where they were drinking to collect a five-litre container of petrol from her garage, and poured it on Mr Loader before waving around her lighter.

Mr Loader said, “Go on, do it,” before Walpole set him on fire.

Disaster Thread '🇦🇺 Woman doused friend in fuel, set him alight for misogynistic comment, court hears'

May 20, 2025

https://slatereport.com/news/woman-...-alight-for-misogynistic-comment-court-hears/
https://archive.ph/0v8S6

A woman who angrily doused an “old friend” in petrol and set him alight for making a misogynistic comment was suffering from depression and substance abuse, a court has heard.

Corbie Jean Walpole, 24, earlier pleaded guilty to one charge of burning or maiming by using corrosive fluid.

Her victim, Jake Loader, was 23 when he was found with life-threatening burns at a southern New South Wales home in Howlong on January...

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[Black Man Underwear]

I saw "trannies" and "eggs" in the title and freaked out for a second.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

But, I guess that's the side effects all of you are suffering from your clear demonic possession.

 

[Dr. Butt]

The old lady who swallowed a fly. A trash bag full of vanilla pudding. A mudskipper in prime mating season. A beach ball that wished to be a real girl.

I disagree, however, that it is “challenging” to hate on multiple state-sponsored celebrities at once.

 

[FOUND YOU!]

You can't be the king of the jungle by raping Simba that's not how that works Claudio.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

i like when his gunt shows when he’s singing

 

[Dr. Butt]

can you fucking mongoloid retards stop reporting each other and just get along, jesus fucking christ

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I thought "avocado picker" was some sort of new racial slur, but it was in fact just a guy picking avocados.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

It’s like Groundhogs Day with fart pornography and suicide baiting.

 

[Makhnovshchina]

"The Fireman are real bum gangsters they get paid to sleep on the job they have no work to do most of the time they bring in spic girls and have drunk sodomy drug parties in the beds in the firehouse, while on the job they go out and rob stores and homes to get extra money felonious government bribe they murder people and set their house on fire to cover up the murder".

 

[Law]

I hate when I'm reading a conversation somewhere, and I can tell one of the posters is a woman.

 

[Seafarer]

Shane does have neuromuscular issues.

His neurons think up really retarded things, then he uses his muscles to type those retarded things on the internet.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I really don't have all day to spend researching some Australian pedophile. But I can't help myself, but to keep following and figure out where this rabbit hole goes, it really doesn't stop.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Fuck life, tired of endless suffering and being alone, there is nothing worth living for. It's all just a divine comedy. None of it is funny though.

 

[I'm a Silly]

The Fireman are real bum gangsters they get paid to sleep on the job they have no work to do most of the time they bring in spic girls and have drunk sodomy drug parties in the beds in the firehouse, while on the job they go out and rob stores and homes to get extra money felonious government bribe they murder people and set their house on fire to cover up the murder

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