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[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

 

[Mound Dweller]

We are also all united in our shared love of the Greg's sausage roll and our hatred of the vegan Greg's sausage roll.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Shrek taught me that race-mixing only produces affronts to God.

I always wanted America to shift gears and overthrow european governments instead, like replace France's liberal republic into a reactionary aristocratic despotism but it's ruling class is American Cajuns who execute political dissenters via tossing them into prawn pits.

From what I understand, it's every little girl's dream to one day become either a beautiful Disney princess or a disembodied corpse rotting away on a battlefield who has to be identified by her dog tags.

Out, spic

EDIT: I am diligently searching for a Caribbean-specific slur and will return to the thread when I find it.

And I thought foot fetishist were dysgenic, but I forgot about the... urrgh... IIIrishhh...

I think there are some counties in Georgia where you are legally required to own a gun and a pickup truck.

we'll soon need a "days since the Lovecraft copypasta was last posted" counter for this thread

I think he's trying for 'Cockney Urchin' but it comes out as fat sassy-gay Midwestern rube.

Any sufficiently sloppified AI tech is indistinguishable from Indians being paid to post online.

These tweets are unhinged. He really needs another stroke to recalibrate his brain and limbs.

I’m not gonna lie, I’ve had intrusive thoughts about biting into a bar of soap.

 

[Spectate]

So many fucking faggots in here its pathetic. Not one thing is factual all you guys do is make stories up and bully people. Google this website the reputation is very bad and youre all faggots

 

[pylosurf]

it's all good now though, he's dead. Bro off'd himself, miss him sometimes. He wouldve love kiwifarms

 

[Law]

Cheers, fat psycho angel!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I might be retarded but atleast I'm not poor.

 

[DumbDude43]

Ask me about my mid-life circumcision.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You call yourself a weeb and didn't make a over 9000 joke. You disgust me.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Okay senior faggot I will be sure not to talk about the game I am playing in the thread designated to that game. Thank you for taking a break from having a gigantic cock up your ass to police the thread so that nobody hurts your tiny brain with too many words.

 

[Two Dollars]

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I masturbated to a character based upon Andrew Hussie, it's so fucking over…

 

[PositiveMonk]

It's true what they say that Kiwifarms is a terrorist organization and/or crime ring that operates worldwide and is nearly ran by anons or people hiding in plain sight who think they are untouchable like Joshua Connor Moon

Link (A)

 

[Dr. Butt]

Autism is as infectious as Cholera and as harmful as Anthrax.

I don’t know much about Star Wars but didn’t some guy kill a bunch of kids at one point?

 

[CallmeCicada]

We're not gaslighting you, we're lying to you.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If that's a way of calling Pedro Pascal gay and brown then yes. I agree.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Penis theft panic in Africa reveals Russian propaganda campaign against France

 

[Doxmatix]

I knew I hated him the moment he introduced himself and said "hello" in 20 fucking languages with the smug eyes like congrats I have Duolingo too you fuckwit have a nice yeast infection

I'm almost sure he doesn't know a cucumber is a damn pickle either.

Obese people should be put in hamster wheel turbines to generate clean electricity.

50,000 Syrian refugees came to Canada in the past ten years.

She is the only person to flee Canada and go to Syria.

 

[Hitman One]

"Your penis disappears after a handshake" — this startling claim spread across the Central African Republic in 2024, causing riots and forcing government denials

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

They are also shrivel dicks trying to whiteknight for a tiny whiff of that maple puss, the mussy if you will.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I didn’t think this was a serious matter until I saw the Loki meme.

Nah the whole family is gay, with Nipples Jim being the least gay, and smartest.