random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[The Skeksis Emperor]

The real L here is the profound illiteracy found in this post, which implies to me that he's one of those children that really should've been left behind.

 

[SITHRAK!]

We can’t go to war with China we’d have millions of enemy agents inside our borders to deal with the minute the Genshin Impact servers went down.

 

[stupid frog]

> "I'm pretty sure this is the largest single mass killing of trans people in history"
> 100 dead

When your "centuries-long genocide" just can't really seem to get off the ground...

 

[Asian tech support]

Somebody should make a knockoff of the low-effort Bored Apes game that cost something like $6,000 to play for less than a month, only instead of a monkey JPEG riding a jet ski through a sewer pipe while collecting items and avoiding obstacles, it should be a ferret running through Mald's colon.

 

[GunCar Gary]

I am a popcorn uncle from Luoyang, the capital of the gods. I love life and laugh.

 

[Asian tech support]

Someone called Crusadercat was there. He seems cool, for a furry. Edit: He is very much not cool.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Enjoy your Diet Cokes you retarded little assholes.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Motherfucker looking like a hairless cat going around pitching that you can be whatever you want to be and succeed everywhere if you pay money for courses in beetween his full Cluster-B meltdowns.

 

[Brain Power]

Even our Anorexics are fucking fat, wtf.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

His ass is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's been figured out. The science is settled. Both sides have their outwardly respectable way of hating Jews.

Can you really say you are trans unless you have worked at a Taco Bell?

id rather rip copper pipes from ruins than work for a fastfood change for retarded gen Z people.
starvation is preferable to becoming a barista.
there is good money in scrap.

Conclusion: Cross sex hormones do not cure autism.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

jews made me retarded, they didn't count on me being too retarded for their brainwashing though

 

[800 Chupacabras]

this is what nigger scientists refer to as an exponential nigger cascade

 

[RomanianSchizo]

Troons are never stable

 

[Speedrunner]

I've been lashed at by Null for having a disco Hitler avatar that gave people seizures.

 

[BinaricHate]

Yes it does. You probably just spilled guacamole on that part while eating Mexican food and reading it.

 

[The Stranger]

Currently browsing Shaye's ancient furry porn. LOTS of MLP shit, but nothing too nasty.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Honestly, my first reaction is pride - the racist community consistently demonstrates itself to be one of the most vibrant and creative communities out there. Never resting on its laurels. Always at the vanguard of new media and technologies, finding new ways to be racist. Endlessly innovating.

Those damn Chinese have it so good. When I was a kid we had to chip the paint off the walls and eat it to get the delicious lead.

[Stephen Hawking] looks like a fucking nerd

That post about a hooker having aids and spreading it because she does anal with old men finally coming to bite him in the ass in a very literal sense.

This may be a hot-take but I think "could do it but chooses not to" is actually worse than "too stupid to do it correctly".

"Just excusable neglect, Your Honor. A minor goof up."

This dude always gave me the creeps. He clearly jerks off imagining himself as a little girl being molested by her redneck Christian dad.

What about ballsacks made out of pussy lips? They’re always so little and dainty, especially when paired with a rotdog the size of a pringles can.

you will never see a penny from me. You want it? it's in my gay lover's g-string down at the Pump'N'Dump.

"And finally, there's dilation, which is like some sort of demonic ceremony where you impale yourself for 20 agonising minutes to remind you of your own stupidity."

A man who chooses to be a public spectacle is upset when the public finds him to be a spectacle. The real L here is the profound illiteracy found in this post, which implies to me that he's one of those children that really should've been left behind.

Can you really say you are trans unless you have worked at a Taco Bell?

 

[Delany's Donkey]

in reality they were merely pawns on a cheeseboard.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

every other week a ferret dies of "super rare golden legendary cancer" or something