random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Super Mario Brothers]

I thought you seriously had a literal tugboat and you got my hopes raised and dashed in a matter of moments.

I have hopelash now. I hope you’re happy.

why yes i am autistic. how is that a negative thing on this site?

how many of you are of german descent

I am a direct descendent of Adolf Hitler, ignore the fact that I am Mexican and I have to take 5 second pauses when trying to speak english.

Edit: Also, why can't you be a cool autist that builds trains or something? You suck even at autism.

 

[Law]

Women are retarded.

 

[Aunt Carol]

People have these weird misconceptions about California but I guarantee our women’s shelters are just as shitty and underfunded as anywhere else.

How are you posting this on the internet from a failed 1970s lesbian separatist commune?

If your polycule has a nazi in it, it's a nazi polycule.

Daniel is actually an alien sent to harvest humans for food and steal our water, folx! I hate having to do this yet again, but send me money please!

 

[Gog & Magog]

Organ harvesting is just a racket for the Jews. Just like therapy, banking, and circumcision.

 

[Speedrunner]

so docs me if you want.

but I'm not going to just f****** sit here and let him get away with it.

So what do you want me to do kiwi Farms.

 

[Spectate]

Can we delete this thread I think I fucked up

 

[Gog & Magog]

Should I quit my job and stay in my room and jerk off to anime and play video games all day?

I have a decent job AND I play video games and jerk off to anime.

You can do all of these things.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

"Associates" Nigga it's just you

How is your OpSec this fucking shit? You legitimately might be too retarded to live.

Maybe the real brain damage are the friends we made along the way.

Nigger.

Well, that read was retarded. I'm not even sure what I read but I think I get the general idea.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

I can think of some instances killing a new born couldn't be a bad idea. You ever check out the Tardbaby General thread?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I'm innocent and I have nothing to hide, and also I'm gay you dumbass nigger, I never even had a girlfriend.

 

[Dwarf Lord]

If you're seriously claiming that dudes on the worksite don't see a hot chic and say shit like "I'd pee in her butt" or whatever the fuck, you're delusional. Holy Christ.

 

[The Lаughing Man]

why are you guys sexually harrassing a woman on kiwifarms

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Hush, little princess darling sweetums. Daddy's making a transaction that will drastically change the course of your life.

 

[Spectate]

No thanks. I had a big lunch. *pats puffed-out belly*

What the fuck is wrong with you guys

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"Great now I have someone to cyber bully."

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

I don't consent to being followed. I feel violated.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Incoming transmission from furfag high command.... Dark kiwi army activate.... 10 thousand cyber mercenaries are now descending upon the vr chat militarized zone. 49% enemy casualty rate achieved.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

if you dont want so many migrant children bean adopted to faggots willy nilly, maybe keep them in your south american crotcholes.

 

[I'm a Silly]

Josh is weirdly invasive.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

BOWSER'D