random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

It might be depraved and perverted, but there is nothing gay about a man having sex with a deformed woman

 

[Brap God]

I always wanted to be a teenage girl.

 

[Gentlebastard]

We're now doing tactical schizo forensics, its gonna be a fun night!

Say what you want about the incomprehensible drunken tirades, at least they bring something new to the table every day instead of the same boring repetitive crap.

Nothing says punk like unconditional support of the UN.

I love that he picked a persona that sounds like it would have been rejected from Jersey Shore for being too obnoxious.

You should never use Reynolds Wrap in your tinfoil hat. It is not tin. This is the conspiracy. Unlike tin, which blocks the orbital mind control lasers, aluminum actually acts as an antenna for them and amplifies them. Know the difference. It could save your life!

Osmosis Jones set inside Jack would look like biological Fallujah

You can be cool and sneed with us here.

 

[Polychromos]

But there's no evidence of her being involved with amputation fetishes anymore.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Who the fuck offers someone an apology dildo and thinks that'll fix things?

 

[Cemetery Support]

I’ll clock every last tranny if it’s the last thing I do

Removed nasty cusses and swears

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

What would a breast feeding Pikachu would be like? Would it's Pichu children get electrocuted every time they wanted to suck on it's tits for milk?

 

[Drip Torch]

If you want the weirdest dreams in human history combine benzos, alcohol, lithium orotate and modafinil. Still remember that one.

 

[One Angry Computer]

I am shroedingers pill right now.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Nigger, who the fuck do you think you’re fooling? Retarded fatass.

the "poo poo peepee buttsex" thing or whatever just annoyed the shit out of me but thats about it lol

Look at Patrick Tomlinson, now take away a smelly hole that subsists only on nigger farts because absolutely no woman will marry this loser.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Every poopy pants swastika boy needs his PISSY PRINCESS!!

You need to learn English. You write like a ****ing 3rd grader ranting and raving on Miiverse.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

@like_shutup_&_drive_scoob
I didn't type "****ing", I typed "fucking". Do not slander my good name.

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

I'm always shocked by how much I've been quoted here.

 

[Preacher ✝]

I'm gay and lame and love it when memes have lots of text like that.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I literally reported an Irish guy at Taco Bell to ICE because he fucked up my order.

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

yeah well I didn't ask to see some gook spanking his monkey, GROSS

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Austroon Diapers: International Man of Pederasty

Is there a factory that churns these dumb bitches out

has bike cuck trooned out yet?

ROBONIGGER is the only slur for robots i'll accept at this point.

if you can be defeated by a mirror maybe don't call people pathetic?

Help my finger slipped and I accidentally bought and played 16 hours of Door Kickers 2 over the weekend

 

[Dr. Butt]

FAGS AREN'T FEMINIST

 

[Da Capo]

@Battlefield2142EU

Nigga I am from Uganda and your English makes me want to punch a American nigger baby.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Don't feed the troll. Ignore him. Disengage. Please, for the love of God.

Was this the statue that de-wigged a nigga?