random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Black Man Underwear]

I do miss the comraderie of the good ol' high school wigger pussy fight club

 

[Dyno]

unironically im just not dyno but go off

i just dont like them, similar to many other furfag vrchat players. why do you jump to conclusions like so?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Thank you for that, those panties are really iconic in scifi.

Can we wander back over to the topic of the thread? I’m sure Sigourney Weaver’s underwear is interesting and all, but this thread is not about Sigourney Weaver’s underwear. If you need a Sigourney Weaver’s underwear thread, I can’t even finish this sentence.

I hate how she minimizes the bread throwing.

 

[Crunkle]

fuck keeping your hands on your wallet when you have a pickle to hold hands with smh.

 

[Calvin Gabriel]

I would much rather laugh at trans genocide than commit mass murder.

A post on my profile by Hulkster. I don't think you can directly quote a profile post

 

[Potato Burrito]

YALL MY COCK IS DEAD. I DONT APPRECIATE YALL ARGUING THAT FACT

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Terminally Jewish.

 

[Meat Target]

"A rose lolcow by any other name would smell as sweet bad"

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

You are in a group. It's kind of queer and stuff.

 

[Aunt Carol]

i offered them an apology dildo.

"I decorated the walls with poop. One star."

They think if they were a horse they'd be the Chad alpha horse who gets all the female horses pregnant, but in reality they'd be the sad virgin horse.

 

[redlenses2112]

I just thought about something. Houses are expensive, right? There are entire sections of cities, towns, suburbs, etc. that are either practically uninhabited by normal people or so undesirable that nobody in their right mind would move there. I wonder what makes these places undesirable? I think it's crime. I wonder who is committing the crime? What if we took the criminals and put them somewhere else, like Montana, or North Dakota. Then these areas could be redeveloped.

BALTIMORE.

I’ve written about this on this site before. Great natural harbor, beautiful architecture, public transit system, located in one of the world’s most prosperous economic zones (the corridor from Boston to Washington DC), proximity to multiple high volume international airports….

I could go on and on AND ON about the many ways in which Baltimore is blessed. However, it is a poor crime ridden shithole. Houses and townhouses in the inner neighborhoods are dirt cheap. Why? It’s not their charming brickwork, that’s for sure.

It drives me mad. No one committing crimes there has any reason to be living in Baltimore.

The charming brickwork can’t make up for the “lunchtime rowdies” or “socioeconomic factors”. Apparently, nobody wants to live in a gang infested shithole.

It's a shame White people are not allowed to organize the same way every other race is. If they could form a militia to protect themselves from criminals and the media didn't twist every story to somehow be the White Man's fault, then Whites could easily buy up these areas. Within a few decades the city would look like one of the beautiful cities of Europe, which is what America should be: an extension of European civilization.

 

[Aunt Carol]

My solution is that they should fight each other to the death in coliseums like the gladiators of yore, except this time we can have zoom-ins on jumbotrons for those of us with bad eyesight.

Idk, I think if you can keep up with all these sex clubs and reddit then you could work at least work a call center job or something.

Sperg on little retard

She's less cunty in her old age, but that's like saying Mount St. Helens chilled out noticeably after 1980.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Can we use "Latrino" to refer to Hispanic troons?

 

[Mound Dweller]

it's finally Friday evening and I am fucking cooked, baked and panco crumbed.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

The war on boobs won’t end well for those who wage war on the boobs.

Pretty sure there’s a book on depicting accurate horse anus in various mediums, yes. Probably called Never say Neigh to Horsey Holes

How does Ebonics justify the use of deadly force in a situation where it wasn't appropriate?

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a drunk, incompetent affirmative action hire Pajeeta, cackling at a human face forever
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Spoiler: I'd say be not afraid, but you probably should be.

Imagine having to tell any new neighbors you raped a fridge.

Bath salts, fent, and chromosomes.

 

[Rotollo 2]

This bitch has a limbless girl fetish!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DEWD!!!!

 

[Brain Power]

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"Economics" is an inherently landphobic pseudoscience. I'm literally shaking right now

 

[GunCar Gary]

the plight of American hero Big Balls has set off a firestorm in the Republican Party

 

[Gentlebastard]

Please learn to write like a human being, not... whatever the fuck this is.

He is what every woman wants, a bisexual retard who will drool all over them.

I struggle to think of something more demonic and evil than this shit.

I do have to say, it's really freaking funny that despite all the censoring, DECADES of it, even, someone says one word and everybody knows exactly who it's alluding to.

Racism, just like love, transcends all boundaries.

You disingenuous canned ham.
You feckless ornamental shrub.
You performative soup cracker.
You melodramatic lint sculpture.
You discount-brand thought balloon.
You bootlicking fondue fountain.
You ethically sourced hypocrite-scented candle.
You low-resolution historical reenactor.
You passive-aggressive breadstick.
You artisanal jar of nothing.
You gluten-free Marxist sock puppet.
You taxpayer-funded charisma void.
You gerrymandered figment of a spine.
You semi-sentient PR email.
You petulant bowl of beige.
You clout-chasing mood board of bad decisions.
You haunted karaoke machine of civic decay.

There's such a rich world of insults out there when you entirely unmoor yourself from wanting to make sense and instead laser-focus on sounding like a faggot.

They get his shitty little DMCA filings thrown out regularly, to the tune of "America, FUCK YEAH".

The really important point is that you wouldn't want to drink distilled water after a few Portland troons had wrestled in it.

Diogenes would have just shit himself then and there. We've been pussified beyond belief.

Holy shit is this guy a special piece of shit. I'm almost as impressed as I am disgusted at how massive a piece of shit he stands out as among a sea of degenerates

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

You can have BPD and be cool