random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Black Man Underwear]

Bang, stalker

 

[Aunt Carol]

"Tattling on a website to corpo daddies to get it shut down appears to be insufficient to force its users to love trans people."

Wasting medical resources, lying to your doctor, being spoiled by boomer parents, and having Down's syndrome aren't illegal.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Best of Draw a Fish page 40-44

You can teach a fish to swim, but you can’t teach an of in the cold food of out hot eat the food.

where's the bloods fish? can't have no crip creeping in bloods tank.

We must secure the existence of our shoal and a future for kiwi marine life.

I support the 2 tank solution.

 

[Golden Apple]

Imagine being so disgusting that adopting Western gay culture is a fucking upgrade.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

What kind of woman would want to associate with Nick Fuentes and his merry band of homosexual federal agents.

If you're wondering why she looks a little different from her parents it's because she's fat and adopted.

OOGA BOOGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

I will tolerate amputee but I draw the line when it’s all four limbs. You only get two limbs max. All four limbs crosses a line I have drawn in the sand. Nuggetfags get the rope.

 

[Dr. Butt]

It's supposed to be non-toxic, but I wouldn't call it edible.

 

[obsdj]

I swear to God this troon's psuedopussy does legitimately look like a weird, fucked up angel. You know, the kind of angel you'd make in the snow surrounding Chernobyl.

 

[Dr. Butt]

EVERYBODY STOP EVERYTHING NOW, A FOURTH DILDO HAS HIT THE WNBA COURT. I REPEAT, A FOURTH DILDO HAS HIT THE WNBA COURT.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Kiwi Farms

"le based heckin' trad gossip forum"

 

[Freezard]

Is the sun a faggot? Is the sun sucking the moon's dick?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Lurkers are an important part of the internet ecosystem, like plankton in the ocean.

edit: where is my forum award for reading good and being able to search shit properly?

Lipstick Alley users have been invading our spaces to post sissy porn to make us look bad! Those nappy-headed hoes!

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

All the shit they threw at our Dear Sneeder only served to fuel his dark autistic powers.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

I always thought the "Fight" part was to fight another hostage or whatever. In the hopes that the shooter might get confused and think you're on his side or something.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

i find it funny that you were in this DM's, trying to help this lonely faggot with his dead mom, and he's like "let me suck your dick. im a britney spears fan"

bro stop being a fag

And why do they always go for the non-homos, why can't they just go be gay together, why must they covet my butthole?

Nobody cares about your fag country and its fag laws.

 

[Speedrunner]

This is no longer a clue. It's a game. You may have just gotten checkmate, but we're playing Chinese checkers, and as my old friend Confucius say; the hunter has become the hunter-ed. The chaser has become the chosed. Dame Fortuna has had her franking privileges revoked. It seems the portrait has painted the artist, sketching the reverser, who has become the reverse-ed. But this time the suffixed will become the sufferer, and it appears the baby killer is about to kill a baby.

 

[neger psykolog]

He went to jail for clogging his apartment’s plumbing when he flushed a diaper down the toilet.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Gollum's spinster sister, the one with the terrible personality.

 

[frozen_runner]

Wet bulb alert. Wet bulb alert. Frisky furries running around with wet bulbs.

This, cuckolding is heckin based and tradpilled!

If you want a vision of the future, imagine talking to a faggy looking jeet on a shitty Chinese-made touchscreen, forever.

Sometimes math is fun. Other times, not.

I am playing Sengoku Rance for the plot, I swear.

OBSERVE. REPORT. DEPORT.

The merge is hardly an insignificant event

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga

Fuck Kiwi Farms & FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!! Oh and femoids and soyboys, fuck them too.

healthy sons dont own dildos

Crypto tards get the dildo beating.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Who the fuck is Anal Violence? Do I even want to know?

AH.comers fantasize about an autism Holocaust:

 

[Cnidarian]

If they can actually launch a plant by 2030 I will take back every nasty slur I've called NASA.