random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Pedophobe]

These people would be serial killers if they weren't so physically wretched and comedically spineless.

Is there a way to save high res fish after they're drawn?

why must there be tranny shit everywhere I go. why are they like this.

 

[Rotollo 2]

No job, trades stocks. And yes, we will call you Jewish for that.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

miku is a male and she confirmed it herself in her server and also on stream

 

[Rotollo 2]

"I'M NOT JEWISH, I'M NOT JEWISH" I yell over and over as I slowly turn into a dreidel

 

[karz]

I'm not sure how I really feel about it but even thinking about this thread leaves me unable to get an erection for hours.
Also, that whore looks like Hila Klein but somehow both more and less jewy.

Just the fucking writing alone on every page is a laugh-fest. It's like Something Awful turned into a porn site.

Daddy loved her too much iykwim.

Chinked, Japped, Slavved?

what the fuck is "banana fever"

"Would yall expect me to walk into the men's or women's bathroom"

If I saw this woman in public, what I would expect is that I'm about to witness some insufferable genderspecial nonsense.

> "Felix"
> idolised the Columbine shooters
> made music videos of Columbine footage
> drama club
Confirmed pooner, the BBC just is very heckin respectful of trans folx's pronouns and identities, even if they're planning terrorism.

What a waste of a great girlfriend. I could have fixed her!

porn is a TOTALLY VALID way of life according to university profesor angela white you CHUDS

Whytebois can't compete with BDC (big dog cock)

The Hundred Years' BAP-Groyper War just entered its next phase as well, since Costin is upset that Nick Fuentes is getting viral Instagram reels while Costin is increasingly contained to closeted homosexual millennials on Twitter. Sad! Many such cases!

The Battle of the Homos. Who will win a gay homosexual Jew or a gay homosexual son of the cleaning lady?

teenage boys are busy simping for whatever popular titty streamer instead of caring about that walking std

1000 creampies or it doesn't count.

There's not enough bleach in the world to clean up that kind of biological disaster.

Why clean it up? She'd probably give birth to the Emperor of Mankind after a stunt like this.

Pretty sure I said it earlier in the thread, but that's actually how you get Freddy Krueger.

They would be bragging about it on social media.

Why waste time with sissy hypno when I can call you a fag for nothing, OP?

Normal faggotry isn't enough anymore, we need to go BLACK

I escaped after raping the ten antichrists in charge of killing my hegenital hubris in the facility.

>Click thread name expecting gay shit
>Find gay shit
I don't know what I was expecting tbh.

 

[stupid frog]

AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF
LIVING IN A MERIDA SHACK (Ethan Ralph)
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF
IN PRISON IN ANOTHER PART OF THE WORLD (Vitaly)
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF
IN MAUREEN'S CANADIAN HOUSE
WITH A HORRIBLE WIFE (Ian)
AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF
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WELL...WHY AM I A LOLCOW?
AND THE DAYS GO BY
LET THE KIWIS HOLD ME DOWN
AND THE DAYS GO BY
COW MILK FLOWING UNDERGROUND
INTO THE RED AGAIN AFTER THE MONEYS GONE.
ONCE IN A LIFETIME, COW MILK FLOWING UNDERGROUND

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[thhrang]

You can draw gay shit and not be gay. You can jerk off to gay porn and not be gay too.

 

[stares at error messages]

Find a schekel
pick it up
and all the day
people will call you JEW
and make fun of YOU

 

[stares at error messages]

Modern smoke detectors are wired into the mains for power. The batteries are just a backup so that it continues to work during a power outage. Removing the battery doesn't stop the beeping.

I've seen these, but they still use a non-rechargable 9Volt battery. They could have just designed them to work exactly like emergency exit signs. The signs have battery backups what only get switch to when the mains power fails. The batteries remain topped up and charging until the switch happens so they are always ready. The usually use a chemistry like NiMH or NiMCd. This technology existed when smoke detectors were introduced to the public. The only reasonable conclusion is that the people who make smoke detectors want you to hear the nigger beeps and want you to be gaslighted about the existence of nigger beeps.

 

[stupid frog]

Men: "I wish girls wanted to fuck me."
Women: "I wish a billionaire werewolf would rape me to death."

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

oh fatherless children of your gorilla messiah

 

[Cnidarian]

The Nicksucker says he will DIE for Nick Fuentes, he will RAPE for Nick Fuentes, he will KILL for Nick Fuentes - but they always omit the fourth and most important principle: they will TAKE DICK for Nick Fuentes.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Becoming a tranny and willingly moving to Chicago is some next level brain damage.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Sometimes I don't want to believe he is on coke, but when I watch stuff like this and see how he moves, have some questions. He seems almost out of breath making a fucking cheese sandwich and he isn't even fat.

Thank you for the valuable info "femboy fart huffer"

Never let facts get in the way of good old fashioned racism.

What's wrong with good old-fashioned racism?

 

[The Lаughing Man]

Have you ever met a real woman with an intense interest in ecchi anime, internet censorship, and crypto?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Rest in piece little one, your mom was a dumb hoe.

 

[Dr. Butt]

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[Aunt Carol]

At least, do a bechamel...I don't know

They would call him "busted Santa-san" or "sutoroku kurosu" aka Stroke Claus.

My Grandma died yesterday, and I swear to god she better not have been reincarnated as this fucks kid.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

I'm more of a bluenose who clucks my tongue, strokes my pubes, and talk about "What's to be done with this Christian Weston Chandler?"

It might because I‘m a mutant in the twisted form of Yakub and not a Nubian King created in the vision of Allah, but won’t that stuff destroy most of your internal organs then kill you?

Literally every couple of pages this thread turns into Crackers Eating Mayo.

Dude, this board is full of Trad Christians. Show some respect for retardation.

Deport the swarthoid anyway. Or means or.

How about you start by watching episode 1 of the documentary series this entire fucking thread is on and find out?

inb4 Caden spergs out & fakes suicide yet again because everyone rightfully blames him for shitting in the pool

Yeah, Geno really missed the boat on enchanted pebbles and autographed stun guns.

No dyke wants to be flashed a penis.

Holy shit, that's some next level banter about jeopardy. This jeopardy enjoyer is not a handmaiden

For trannies chokers serve 2 purposes: to hide their gigantic Adam’s Apples, and to acclimate themselves to the feel of the rope

chris is retarded
dont forget that

It's crazy how much he looks like a fat, long-haired version of Tim Pool.

POP OPEN THE ZYKLON B CANISTERS AND FIRE UP THE OVENS!

Anal sex and trans "treatments" all have incontinence as a side effect. Scat fetish is how they cope.

It's not exactly a shocker that someone who named herself after Fluttershy would be an MLP fan.

Why do they always have the same phenotype?

Apple jacks apple hands wrote this post. Cinnamon's the winna, mon.

Nobody hates niggers more than old black people.

I have a hard time believing anyone that starts a sentence with "Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime here", has grown in the slightest.

Don't cut your dick off.

How do you grow from raping your 80 year old mother 30 times?

https://www.pootoogook.loo/

Dismissed again pedo child

What the fuck is this? This isn't a language, it's an auto-generated password sent through a caesar cypher.

I made my own Bossman hole

I'm not resting until the Fortnite L dance is in the ADL hate symbol database

the turkroach fears the rubbing of the hands

Jews coud use their power for once but since he's not white they won't do shit

What should happen is Chris should really somehow foment a trusting relationship with a new person in Barb's place and said person would undo all of the BS Borb is responsible for feeding him but obviously that is just a dream.

>Why so many gays on a gossiping site

Gee willikers bro, I don't know.

he can relate he is a (formerly) blue (presently) monster who has repressed his monstrous impulses for a weird outcast girl who is doing goodness lessons to keep him a viable money maker.

Obama was a black

@Null can i contribute money to your fucking internet connection?

Suffah, balldo. Also, there's a very relevant child whose name is not "Celeste" but does start with a "C" and does sound a bit like "Celeste" (if you only think of her first first name - the female kids all have two first names like white trash).

Why must you subject the site to know of these terrible things?

does it have a dilation station as well?

sadly pretty sure the entirety of the US navy are furfags nowadays

Current situation: There's currently a soyjak on the bridge.

Once that barbussy was fucked no electric hedgehog powers will unfucked it...

A faggot from beginning to end.

Nah.

Fuck Dana Outlaw and Judge Stupid Fucking Lazy Ass Garrett.

Asian bitch head so good it gives me a dark souls blight status effect.

I feel like we've been given every reason to say "you voted for this, retard" on a silver fucking platter.

XKeeper is a fat tranny and I would not have sex with xir

The Chopping Rod Floor

SAAR, REDEEM THE KEY IN MY TROONCORD SAAR!!

Their efforts are futile! The Kiwis are in their walls, in their DMs. The cis-ally next to them could be one us! Anyone could!

That's how IP bans work you digital retard

I KNOW WHAT FUCKING NOREFERRER IS YOU FUCKING APES

YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT, STOP FUCKING TAGGING ME

Asking an Indian to find waste is like asking a black person to identify that chirping noise.

Much like the common Nigro candens colloquially known as the "Glow Nigger", the Bivium hispanice (or Road Spic) can be dispatched by being run over.

SEND IN THE NIGGERWHIPPER9000

How much do I have to donate to isreal to get hasan arrested? TELL ME

Based Hogg the 25-year-old zoomer warrior, bringing a trembling bureaucrat twice his age to his knees, crying about wanting to quit.

I wouldn't recommend the Nazi parking lot. It took me 15 minutes to find the Reich place to park my car.

When you see the black smoke you know they've elected a new poope.

The jet cries out in pain as it drops its payload on an enrichment center.

Jews are notoriously vampires

AULI!!!! I'M COMING TO KILL YOU!!! TO YOUR HOUSE IN FINLAND!!!!!

Supposedly Mia Hamm got married to a lesbian coworker named "Stephanie Bustcakes" and they both lived a long life off of their massive incomes, tribbing like bonobos.

You are a fucking retarded low IQ gorilla nigger

Relevant thread to remind Kiwis they can put in their will a clause for the executor of their estate to inform forum moderation of your passing.

Isn't "filling in the Barb niche" how Chris got himself in trouble to begin with?

2025
never gonna get fucked in the amhole

Dan Schneider may have molested his tween actresses, but he knew how to make a hit show.

Computer can we get a physiognomy check:

Roger, mission control we can confirm this nigga is a monkey

if i was a billionaire, i would buy reddit and liquidate it next day

This mace was destined and fated for the GameStop employee. He may not get rid of it.

Genshin Impact is gay and so are it’s fans.

I guess college application forms need a box that just says "Nigger". That would cover a lot of ground.

Obviously, Yakub (PBUH) was creating well before 6,000 years ago.

If the human race agreed that Muslims need to be wiped out, the benefits for the species would incalculably great.

the lolcow swells with milk again

kek, is that what gay men call their pubes?

My teenage son seems to have a bigger dick than I have

for now my friend for now.

A shame that she's now moved on to making porn of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.

I can't believe that VISA was the pajeet all along...

Why are “femboys” nowadays always just fat Mexicans

If you leave the crib without a strap you is finna be a victim

You type like a lispy faggot with pink nails. Go bleach your asshole, jeet.

Old and Busted - Streisand Effect
New Hotness - Starmer Effect

Chopped off, stumpified, enshortened, ligated, removed.

"Dakota" ?

Troonery may still be in play...

Surprised these dykes didn't scramble after it like a pack of hungry dogs.

There's just something so off about her bodily structure, sort of resembles how midgets look

You niggas got clickbaited

HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT METHOD ACTING AS A WOMAN MEANS HE'S A TRANNY

He's apologized recently before saying he'll be less retarded

He looks like a faggot.

 

[frozen_runner]

You think we read the articles? Loooooooollll

Obama is like a black and successful version of idubbbz

This is boring I'm going to watch Drake gamble now.