random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[TroonsDid911]

They suddenly have this strange unity, but would fuck the same man over in the streets for a rupee. They should all be drowned in the most pungent cauldron of curry.

 

[often puzzled]

MAY YOU LIVE FOREVER, YOU LONELY, MISERABLE, HATEFUL PIECE OF BPD DETRITUS

 

[everyone has aids]

@ Null THIS THREAD IS JEET SAND TRAP. PLS DO THE FUNNIEST THING TO THEM. THANK YOU.

 

[Irregardless]

I cavansed with dgg for kamala for the sake of the Gaza people

 

[Meat Target]

Because of this I now have to delete all of my strong anti maga stances on my reddit before deleting it. So thanks for that.

Is this a maga site or something? Honest question.

 

[Dr. Butt]

The motherfucker who runs the bakery up the road has finally dropped the Rusgol imperial banners

 

[Speedrunner]

I have never drawn furry porn in my life.

 

[Speedrunner]

PLEASE KEEP POSTING HERE. PLEAAAAAASE SAAAR. I AM INDIAN SAAR.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I pissed on a girl when we took a shower together and she made me leave her house

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

Feeder? Okay
Italian? FUCK NO

 

[Big Nasty]

It's sad that both father and son are posting their wanking habits to reddit

him shitting his brains out doesn't seem to out of the ordinary for him.

 

[neger psykolog]

Can it be a rule that Community Feature Submissions must be legible to a casual observer?

"SMG4/WIP is MIA & GLITCH / AEA of an SFM and NSFW AR-15 WF CWC WOR EOR TTYL KK GG no RE!"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Trust us: kids want to fuck!

I've never been happier to not have a penis.

"Madam, if I could briefly inhabit my worst enemy's body and use his dick to pleasure you, I would not, for such an act would be so evil and cause him so much harm that nothing on Earth could justify his suffering. Now be a dear and crawl back into whatever cesspit spawned you."

Little known fact, all Hispanic people are born bilingual. They know Spanish and Kitchen.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I'm not dead, or a pussy, or a dead pussy

 

[Oliver Onions]

Respect to the Twink in warrior face paint trying to suck him off in the corner to de-escalate the situation.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

>we have his fucking extended family tree but not a single actual picture of him

I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE

Ive been informed by unreliable sources that all of this stuff is just an israel first agenda

I can see how a guy who drugged his daughter with cocaine would take umbrage with government going after a video game used to groom children

The police sirens in the background really highlight the third world aesthetic.

Where’s the brutal rape come in? EDIT: thought this was judge Holden

Bonus:

HE’S FAT

Slight edit:

HE’S CHUBBY

 

[Mound Dweller]

I was banned for being underage (I'm actually 64) and have provided ID to Mr Moon who has reinstated me.

 

[Kiislova]

debating with trans activists is like "explaining the theory of relativity to my dog"

 

[Gentlebastard]

Yesterday I saw someone so fat that the closest pictorial analogue is the Woll Smoth meme

Woe for the illegal cleaning lady who has to clean that up.

Well unfortunately for you,and me im autistic

 

[Testiculated Giraffe]

You could not pay me enough money to put my life in the hands of a black person.