random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[InJailOutSoon]

"I'm gonna get the fucking Avatar, restore my goddamn honor, and earn the love of my father, Fucking Fire Lord Oozai!"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Amazon has ghosts in their robots.

Sometimes my privileged educated upbringing smacks me in the face because that feels like something an alien would write after being given 10 minutes to familiarize themselves with humanity.

Step up your french fry game, pleb, and maybe i'll redpill you on tendies

 

[Meat Target]

during the pandemic I started listening to sissy hypno and one thing lead to another…

 

[Staticness]

Father, thou has redeemed too much

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

She’s going to get snot all over your weiner and then make you watch Naruto all day. Be like “HUUURRFFF *wet cough* Guuffggghh *wet cough* BABY DOES MY DEADPOOL COSTUME LOOK SEXY??! *Wet Cough* MOMMA SAID WHEN WE GET BACK FROM THE CON SHE CAN FEED US THE POCKY Snnniyuuffrffgg~”

 

[Dr. Butt]

Technically we're all 9/11 survivors

 

[Hamstirer]

Who would have thought pantyhose would generate such vigorous discussion?

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

What I remember most was him talking about tornados and how he scientifically proven he could use fat people to save himself if he was in the path of one. Joe Winko was no scientist.

 

[supremeautismo]

Theres just something about being a fat, autistic sperg that is just so relatable.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

I know a girl that went from they them to she her in under a year cuz she lost 30 pounds

 

[Aunt Carol]

That ghost pussy be hitting different, fr fr

Anyway, if you're that insecure about your height you can always move to Portugal. That rock's covered in little gnome guys that do nothing but drink and fuck.

Machine oil is not built for anal sex. It's not meant for the body PERIOD. It can cause tears and irritation BECAUSE IT IS MEANT FOR MACHINES, NOT YOUR ASSHOLE, RETARD

Semen is their version of adrenochrome.

 

[Speedrunner]

Whew! Got that just in the nick of time. Balls started tingling for a sec given how much I was edging it.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Because his dick has gangrene

 

[Spud]

I'm honestly glad the games legacy is for its advancements in SFM and blender porn animations, and not the shitty story that everyone pretended to understand.

 

[Meat Target]

I feel sorry for @AltisticRight who has to deal with that mental ward.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Libertarians can't have sex?

 

[Gentlebastard]

I think he's going to end up living with the sewer people in Las Vegas. It just make sense, since he looks like a mole and all. It's where he belongs.

This thread is where boners go to die, isn't it?

If you are related to a person of pronoun persuasion, I think you should be entitled to legal compensation, because regardless of their location on the family tree - a mother, a father, siblings, your own kid - they are always really fucking weird.

I feel like the real L here is acting as if anybody on Discord has something worthwhile to say.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Shut up and let me kiss you again [...] I can't wait to nibble the bottom of your fishlips and then pull them out with my teeth

 

[Hitman One]

Could anything be more natural and beautiful than a (fat) woman strapping on a manufactured plastic reproduction of a penis and repeatedly shoving it a (fat) guy's hairy asshole

Why did I click on this thread? This is disturbing.

What causes someone to think people want to read two thousand words about their butthole?

 

[Pedophobe]

The Internet has become basically one massive trailer park where the worst of the worst congregate and can harass normal people.

We aren't going to kill you, you'll just wish you were dead.

Fair use only covers people who are nice. If you are mean and use swear words, it doesn't apply.

"Technology" doesn't work as advertised.

Bit racist innit