random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Two Dollars]

The hubris of the jew is unbounded.

Jewbris?

 

[The Lаughing Man]

Post your dick.

 

[polyester]

EVERYBODY IS A MOSSAD AGENT EXCEPT FOR ME.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Cause apparently I can't be a fat white boy with facial hair, no, I must be a "true and honest" woman.

 

[DickMain]

It is gayer than Bruce Villanche doing Nathan Lane while Elton John watches from the closet while dressed as Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Is goatse some form of free speech that I'm just now learning about?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

-phobia in that sense, like "Gallophobia," one of the early ones (hatred of the French) doesn't mean fear but irrational hostility.

Hostility towards frogs seems like a pretty rational response

 

[Thé au lait]

Putting my best one up top:

why tf do i keep getting the ones about porking animals. at this point I'm terrified for my future

Sorry there's so fucking many:

HOW DO THESE THREADS KEEP FUCKING HAPPENING

Is it such a difficult thing to not want to see baby dicks outside the context of an art museum or the christanity thread?

There's poking the bear, then whatever the fuck this is.

I think he just tried to give the bear a reacharound

I bid on abandoned storage units and flip whatevers in them for a profit. I found one with a weird altar inside it and all of the Mexicans who compete with me didn't want it because of the bad vibes so I was the only bidder. The altar had this hard drive, a yellow mouse necklace thing, and a few .999 silver rounds with an exceptionally ugly woman on them. Best I could get was -20% spot at my LCS for the coins and my catholic gf wouldn't let me bring the necklace inside our house so I tossed it.

Change your account name to your social security number, then Null legally has to delete it, it's the law.

"This guy is stopping kids from getting raped and he didn't say nigger so I guess pedophiles were bad afterall"
The fucking state of the world

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>[Roblox] has achieved very good penetration of nine-to twelve-year-olds
Sweet Jesus that is by far the greatest Freudian slip of all time.

am i missing something here? how deep into porn addiction do you have to be in order to be turned on by cubes?

Round asses aren’t cutting it anymore, gotta move to squares

Ya know I am around about 80-90% sure there is some esoteric nazi LARPer theory about how the biblical flood was actually just pajeets swarming civilisation....and I really should stop thinking about it because it makes far more sense than it has any right to and I don't want to go down the black sun rabbit hole this early in the morning

>talking about my medical/ED history
SHE HAS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!

 

[Dr. Butt]

this man also recycles and got something like 8 covid shots. Nigga is a lost cause

 

[y a t s]

I don't get into fights because it's stupid, immature and dangerous. I am more than capable of kicking someone's ass, and that's the thing. I am more than capable. Do you know how easy it is to kill someone or maim them for life? I'm not here to get into fights with people. I am a peaceful man and I want to be left the fuck alone. Simple as.

From chat.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Second, yes, I will be putting your teeth in a vagina, surgically, for a large price down mexico way

 

[Dr. Butt]

I'm just trying to wrap my head around how you shove something up somebody's nose in a ninja-like fashion.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

“DA JOOS MADE ME THIS WAY! DA JOOS MADE ME DYSGENIC and they gave me my unnatural, irresistible, indefatigable THIRST for BUSSY! My COCK would not find BUTTHOLE so easily if they hadn’t CRISPRed my masculinity out of my GENES!”

The power was inside of them all along. And so was another dude's cock.

 

[Dr. Butt]

A lolcow is an internet slang term combining "LOL" and "cow"

 

[SNEED.EXE]

When Abe Lincoln was assassinated everyone who farted in JWB's direction was hung, even people who associated with him and openly wanted nothing to do with his political sperging. The woman who merely owned the hotel that the assassination was planned in was hung, even though she had no idea what they were doing.

I can't find records that indicate the penis size of the conspirators to verify claims they were hung.

 

[The Noise]

To promote it, he had some weird ass flash animation on his monitor showing Bart and Marge Simpson fucking.

 

[Faceless Whore]

You know, you're performing a valuable service to your country, you know, 'cuz I'm gonna, I'm gonna take that fuckin' dick pretty soon, I'm gonna take it out of your mouth, I'm gonna start puttin' it in women. I'm gonna put babies in them. And they're gonna save this country from the fuckin' goddamn genetic disaster that these fuckin' Jews have made of us, you know? We're gonna save this fuckin' country, you and me, alright? Suck my cock.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It wasn’t even content, it was hospice care with a subscribe button.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You're correct - they're both covered in ants.

 

[Seethan Ralph]

i'm mostly defending scat porn but okay.

not all scat, efro, vore+disposal, etc. people are eaters and even eaters should not be forcibly drugged, fined, confined, or censored for it. that's good bacteria potentially from the consenting person that might cure someone's c diff!

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