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[SNEED.EXE]

dumb nigger missile

 

[Among Us Gaming]

My brothers drink bottle was filled with mould which i cleaned and washed for him but he said that he "misses the taste it had" ???

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Could you imagine being a jew during the holocaust and deciding to just not identify as a jew and then no longer being one?

Imagine a genocide in which the people being genocided can just go "Nah, I don't feel like being genocided anymore." Then just identify as not being genocided.

He was playing racism chess while we were playing racism checkers.

Villains whose motives are hard to find fault in and arguably better than the hero's.

 

[King Metalia]

Please quote ayn rand and post more anime next

 

[Drip Torch]

I just wish your uterus would painfully fall out already and some wild hogs come and eat it

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

Trans people: Somehow powerful enough to serve in the military, yet fragile enough to compete in women's sports.

22 year old attempts suicide over foreskin drama

 

[Among Us Gaming]

is the interracial sex hot or does it get cancelled out by an indian being involved

 

[Gentlebastard]

Can't even insult your enemies without someone on your own side getting offended and demanding you change your language. These are deeply unserious people.

Fucking lol, if I pay somebody $10k to come to my place, they're gonna stay a month and go home sore, and there won't be any sex involved. They're gonna clean and reorganize my fuckin' house top-to-bottom.

Diagnosis: gay poser retard

If I had only two options: Fuck her for free or pay her $2300 to leave. I would pay her to leave.

Fantasy is often better than reality. Especially because you can't smell dreams.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Your uterus is next

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

>jew brothers
>25+ years of scamming
Every single time. The jokes write themselves.

I find it utterly baffling how this dude managed to go from a normal looking (albeit slightly goofy, due to the wonky eye) faggot, to something that reminds me of an evil wizard who got corrupted by decades of tapping into the most profane magic, found in an infernal tome, written in blood of infants on parchment made of skin of virgins.

I'm more and more of the opinion that we need to shut down the internet.

It's the tacky tattoos and fake tan that's fooling you.

When the trans genocide begins, please tell me. I would like to participate.

20 year long friendship moment

If I had only two options: Fuck her for free or pay her $2300 to leave. I would pay her to leave.

Cucked by a clanker. How shameful.

nigga looks like a somehow even gayer version of sheldon cooper from the big bang theory

I get to KEEP killing myself?? YIPPEE!

Rarely the times i've seen such a collection of ugly people

 

[Vesperus]

“Admittance” is not a word.

(He has since edited, but the Internet is forever)

 

[General Patton]

Want me to rip your cock off and shove it down Jane's throat?

 

[invisibult plus+]

That depends on a lot of factors but they are really not that hairy. I can tell you from experience. I also prefer my women natural. I am not a fan of this '90s pedophilic porn crazed women got to shave bullshit. I like my woman natural I like there to be grass on the playing field. And she has always fought me every step of the way when I ask her not to shave down there. But even when she doesn't it really doesn't get as hairy as I would actually like. Give me autistic give me horrifying what the fuck ever. I don't care. If you want your women completely shaving you're a fucking fagot.
Edit: And I'm drinking again tonight because I'm stressed and I will fucking demolish any of you who disagree. Fucking fagot pornaholic faggot goyboys. Now rightfully you could definitely give me autistic for this but I'll gladly take it.

 

[Spectate]

The chat was filled, from the beginning until the end of the stream, with people a-logging him, spamming links and calling him fat, boring, telling him to put on porn and jerk off and the sorts.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

an enraged blood covered Alex Jones fist fighting a bunch of gay anthropomorphic frogs

If it's porn, well, time to add back in some mystery to the block and tackle and meaty flappers.

 

[Aunt Carol]

IM IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA

IM IMMUNE TO CRITICISM

MY VOCABULARY IS MILDLY RETARDED, EVEN FOLLOWING EXTENSIVE PRACTICE

Being hungry for dick is like being hungry for brunch. You aren’t gay enough yet if you’re not.

FUCK YEAH I LOVE ADDING WATER TO MY COLLOIDAL TEXTURE MUTANT BECHAMEL HYBRID

 

[Spectate]

Personally I would much rather be exposed for jerking off to pony porn than to have domestic violence charges and to be a felon

 

[Pig Cups]

America is dead because people mocked me for wearing a g-string bikini to my friends grandpas birthday party.

What a terrible toilet world.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

When i was still very young i got my cellphone stolen and my dad got me a second hand flip phone which still had dick pics on it

Fags fighting over who the bigger faggot is: The thread

We are all fags when we log on to Kiwi Farms.

Thanks for paying that respect forward, my effort feels very worthwhile now.

Fair enough. Look We’re just speculating because when you see someone light their successful career on fire and push all their friends away, a normal human reaction is “you MUST have had a logical reason for doing this…..right?” When the answer turns out to be “no Karl just really likes arguing on the internet that much” you gotta understand it’s going to cause people to scratch their heads

Jesus this thread is a shitshow

So it's like a prophecy or some shit you put the grimace minecraft egg in a spot it belongs and unlock the gates to grimace agartha island.

Dear God, shark tits.

 

[Speedrunner]

Well, at least I was doxed by sperg spectating and not the fucking hobo.