random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[JustSomeDong]

substack + podcast is the mediocre man's version of onlyfans

 

[Zeftax]

why do people keep posting their fat hands in USPG2

For contrast, us zoomers enjoy much more subtle and refined eroticism:

Too many e-girls to keep up.

 

[peachlover669]

for further study read Baked Alaska's book, link here https://www.amazon.com.au/Magic-Secrets-Redacted-Baked-Alaska/dp/0692076336)

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

DONT LET ROKOS BASALISK DRAIN MY BALLS

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Hairline? It's more of a contested war front

 

[Aunt Carol]

wowwwww....... you must be reaalllllll fun at partys huh? shut the fuck up already and put the glow stick down your piss hole.

I'd probably be doing the exact shit I'm doing now. Shitposting on the Internet cause I can't afford cyborg parts.

(a type of black person that, sadly, I don't think they make any more)

Until the testes are in the medical waste bin I won't believe it's happened.

 

[Cemetery Support]

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"I 1000% would abort that baby. No sane person would want a human being to go through this."

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

We may all be retards sir but you sit alone in a puddle of your own urine sniffing your farts.

If Don Lemon is so devoted to the leftist cause he should just make his own political party, The Lemon Party if you will.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

I'm tired of people on YouTube pretending we don't exist or can't be interacted with.

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

given I'm still waiting for answers on whether I may have colon cancer right now, don't think political discussion is worth my energy lol

 

[LimeRikki]

I guess my hobby of beating up kids with progeria means we can't be friends, then.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

She confessed to me at a work party while drunk that she eats chicken nuggets when she's on her period, otherwise she's morally more pure than I.

 

[Skitarii]

Kremlin brands UK Defence Secretary 'pervert' after he threatens to kidnap Vladimir Putin​

unc tried to seem tuff and got called a gooner

 

[Pig Cups]

all autists should be regarded as inhuman untermensch curs fit only for euthanasia.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I eventually made things final by convincing one of them to slit his wrists (he lived, don't worry)

 

[Robotic Kiwi]

That picture was taken a year before any of you called me a nigger!
Its main purpose was to test out a Lisa Eldridge lipstick that was pretty pricey.

My eyes are crazy though and can see through all the bullshit in your soul.

Fact: YOU could never bear the burden of all those responsibilities while being a drunk pirate pissing on bitches, dunkin on hoes, in and out of jail, dealing with criminal cases and...

why am I white knighting for a man who assaults women? Idk.

It's because you're retarded; it's not that deep.

Now now, children. Play nice. Let the BPD bitches tear themselves apart for our amusement.

I smoked marijuana throughout all 3 pregnancies and I will continue to smoke the Lord's Lettuce, but I thank you for your input.

I was tagged in and there's no way I'm trawling through hundreds of pages of a bunch of personality-disordered degenerates arguing over non-existent moral ground.

Look, lady. I respect you for writing those Harry Potter books. But you just described Kiwi Farms

I remember the first time i tried shrooms as an adult; it was so incredibly fun. I hope your kids have good experiences with drugs if they choose to take them, and do it safely with friends or family they trust.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

i guess it's not profitable to say "Osama Bin Laden" on a video about rape allegations

 

[Path Wanderer]

>"Patrick Bateman Gooner"

 

[Dr. Butt]

The egirls crossed state lines!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

We deprived a man of his boner.

down in the penis mines for an hour

He’s a cutter too? Worse, he might’ve lied about being a cutter.

Stolen emo valor on top of all of this.

HE WASN’T ACCEPTED INTO THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! HES A SINNER

Honestly Shoe should've hit him up before marrying the schizo.

never goon, lest you be banish to the penis mines

Spiritually melanated individual

>Not realizing the Spheres are shrines to the Dark Gods calling them to Earth
NGMI

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