random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[R9K Insurgent]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/incels-is-previously-known-as-r-incels.22268/page-473#post-8515374

I'd seriously fuck the shit out of a female version of me.

 

[lego racers]

I've experienced dick in pussy sex, have you?

 

[volatile puar]

Anyone that thinks this is anywhere near as bad as Styx, which isn't a big deal either but people love to hate those they are jealous of need a boot to the head.

 

[PhoBingas]

I just have an old boxer I wipe it off and put it in my pocket. This is the reason guys have big pockets. It's to store our piss boxers or towels.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Thank God I don't know any of these people

You give me nightmares, I give you nightmares. Fair's fair.

I watched this video, it was even more pathetic than I expected.

Spectrum had a significant outage in my area so ive been torturing their indian help desk. I absolutely love this. Fuck Internet this shit is too fun.

Look at these dead eyes. Am I wrong in thinking this isn't a conscious person?

If this weren't known as the wretched hive of scum and villainy of the Internet I'd hate it here

If simulation theory is correct and we live in a simulation, then the programmers 100% made India as a complete joke.

 

[Overly Serious]

An hour ago I was playing chess because I was a nerd. Now I'm playing chess because it's islamaphobic.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She actually pays someone to get her hair cut like He-Man. She chooses to have that haircut.

Like most mental illnesses, long covid is more common in bisexuals.

TikTok knows that's the face of someone who jerks off to children whilst shitting.

 

[Law]

A single mother can find an awesome step-dad (Joseph and Jesus).

 

[Dr. Butt]

If a guy can't come you LOSE HIS NUMBER. If he gives you ringworm YOU RUIN HIS LIFE!

 

[Hamstirer]

To troon out, you must be an active member of 12 video game subs and tell strangers about your asshole at least 6 times a week.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Story Land is only open May-September.

 

[Zeftax]

God endorses:

• PascalCase for types and functions.
• sparse_snakecase for variables and fields.
• UPPER_SNAKE for defines/global constants.
• unreadablecase for keywords.

the enemy of my enemy is a lolcow

Imagine not getting hard because of a gossip forum LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

We're on KiwiFarms. Do you really think any of us are "neurotypical"?

Please let kiwis hate in peace.

 

[Metamorpho]

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Jesus was not born in Bethlehem, Palestine you retard.

Bethlehem was in the ROMAN PROVINCE of Judea, which was a satellite of the ROMAN PROVINCE of Syria.

Jesus was Italian.

 

[PetiteFeet]

The Incel and Nazi era is over. It's time to get Weird and Creepy.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Jesus was Italian.

 

[Path Wanderer]

This wasn’t his first rapeo.

look as a tranny it is my right to go humina humina awooga at animal crossing tiddies

Is his neck tattoo supposed to be a Biblically accurate angle?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Nobody forced you to fuck those people.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

old man yell at the radio

Next step. Strategically place a pack of wild dogs to shit directly onto the roof.

I assume deporting the kitchen is just ICE leaving a one star review.

mcdonald's everywhere are us soil

Just more proof that children should not handle Nintendo products.

This would be fixed if being unemployed was criminalized.

Going to prison to escape rape sounds like a dumb plan, yet weirdly in character for Herr Stancil

He was mad.
Especially when they told him he couldn't be a catgirl maid in church.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Tom, if you're reading this:

You may stick your cock in whatever you want.

 

[Twix Eatr]

By the way, if you're null then that explains a lot, and nevermind.