random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

Per capita, women ruin men's hobbies.

 

[Crex Crex]

You've obviously never gotten any pussy and have decided to settle for violating small marsupials.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Damn, that nigga like 8 years old. How many DUIs did that little nigga get?

Do you flop your lard before peeing

My racism clearly needs improvement

Why you are a "dumb dumb".

You people sure do fixate on licking leather. Have you ever considered that you secretly want to suck cock? It's an honest question.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Nigger word has been used i repeat Nigger word has been used by a White Man.

This is like Bladerunner all over again except its horny niggas instead of replicants

The Muslims are seething at the eloquent black man again. Black guy is now calling them the gamer word

Every goon sesh is one goon sesh closer to a civil war

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

i have lost count of how many times i've cum to the sound of bike horn honking or silly laughs

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

Can you not see why your actions were more disgusting than a piss soaked towel?

 

[Gentlebastard]

It says a lot about our current society that I have absolutely no idea if this is real or satire.

Highly recommend, absolutely legendary level of retardation.

Obviously, this is not dating advice. It is especially not hooker dating advice. I disclaim all liability for taking your GF(s) or hooker(s) to Olive Garden.

I agree. I mean, its ok but its no Holocaust RomCom

hurt him with cognitive dissonance, pick two beliefs he holds that are totally contradictory and ask him to justify holding both

This nigga a genius birdologist and shit. Birdman from Alcatraz ass nigga. Peackockin' on me, struttin' his iridescent knowledge on me ass nigga. You ol' cladistically-informed, "dinosaurs probably had feathers", modern-therapod-knowin' ass nigga.

I was going to make a joke about how we can't really know if her chins number only three, but then thought that might form the basis of a good pickup (if you have access to an industrial crane) line:

"Hey, baby, do those chins go all the way down?"

 

[SNEED.EXE]

being a fat nudist in France helped win the war.

 

[invisibult plus+]

That's why I've been doing something I never felt brave enough to do before: research.

 

[Tanner Glass]

The Links said Naomi was fired from her job as a custodian at St. John Lutheran Church in Granite City because she wouldn’t sign a document agreeing to wear a shirt, pants and shoes to work instead of a French maid outfit with cat ears, a tail and stocking feet.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bro do you ever get tired of sucking dick or is it like lifeforce you need to extract to survive?

 

[Jellie Opal]

By casting black people as founding fathers, Hamilton provides a cypher through which the coastal elite can allow themselves to briefly experience patriotism.

 

[CansOfCant]

It looks like raping that boy in the ass left him very disappointed and sad.

 

[Big Nasty]

that black girl looks like a meat grenade

the orgies are just fatties rubbing their bellies together

 

[30+GameOvers]

The fact that KF has become the safest place for these women to tell their story is a wild timeline.

 

[Pedophobe]

I just need to fucking vent about this because I’m so so sick of it all.

At this point, almost nobody is cut out to be internet famous.

In the end nothing can protect us from ourselves.

 

[Helping Friendly Book]

Nobody cares about your thoughts. Explaining them in detail is just crying for attention.

"LOOK AT ME GUHYSE I DONT LIKE THIS THREAD"

Fuck back off to reddit, faggot. It's already hard enough to comb through this bullshit with these BPD cunts shitting up the fucking thread. Typical fucking 2025 account user.

 

[Hamstirer]

This made me feel bad for the black girl.
I don't like that it made me feel bad for the black girl.

 

[Speedrunner]

Did you not pass high school? How do you not have the "typing" skills to make a decent KF post?

Im autistic but not as autistic as you, man.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

He's clearly in the middle of some kind of manic episode and seems to have decided that he needs to martyr himself but unfortunately nobody cares enough to do it. I see great things in his future.

You will never be a real cat girl. You have no tail. No cute ears. No chewy. Demeanor. All you have is a. Mockery. Japanese waifu esthetics. Cat girls and have been able to smell out frauds one day. It'll be too much for you. You put on your cat. Girl made costumes and throw yourself off a bridge.