random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Elf Supremacist]

we don't understand nature's design until we point the mutant berserker at his target like a battering ram and he demonstrates his terrifying purpose

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

it's not Chinese people that destroyed American manufacturing

 

[Zeftax]

The website that went at war with troons, is in fact an SJW forum.

Dick then counter-interviewed Lowtax and they basically just went "ackackack women are whores and liars!" and Dick lamented how poorly Lowtax had been treated. Then Lowtax killed himself.

If a more worthless human being has ever dragged its knuckles on the face of this planet, I beg the hive-mind to present them for analysis.

We are anarcho-fascist monarcho-communists as god and science intended.

He may maintain his income but we have stolen away his erection.

This is a nightmare for him, he basically has to kill himself.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Support the local commies down there and send ours along with it.

They agree arguing with your toilet is the mark of the tard.

Turning to the Lord, he said,
"Y u no stay and give gud MEATZ?"
And Jesus said to him
"Because you're too goddamn fat to carry."

I think the reason autistic traits survived natural selection is that there is an ecological niche for people resistant to social pressure and dedicated to narrow topics. There must exist people willing to spend insane amounts of time solving a hyperspecific problem for the same reason there must exist people who genuinely yearn for frontline combat. In both cases, we don't understand nature's design until we point the mutant berserker at his target like a battering ram and he demonstrates his terrifying purpose.

Yep.
Seems like a good plan until you apply two brain cells to it.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

You keep with holding my SPINACH and you gonna wish you took that job at McDonalds

Now go back to your crusty ass storage room and don't come back without my spinach

Spinach? dead ass what dat? That sum wypippo side?

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I have never understood this idea. I just had a nice chocolate chip cookie and and some milk and I'm brown. I've been sipping on milk my whole life and have never suffered.

 

[The Lаughing Man]

I used to think that before, but now that I only watch 8K AR/VR porn, I have my stash. there are less than a thousand good AR scenes, and people stop seeding after a year or so, so unless you wanna pay for a sub, a torrent stash is the way

 

[Robotic Kiwi]

It's not my fault that I'm this cute and exotic that even racist men would still spend time with me.

I've got such a bright bulb noggin too!
Bitch, I'm reptilian!!!

What you saw from the corner of your eye was not an apparition of a spirit, but a mouse doing a ballerina tip toe towards that bag of stale flaming hot Cheetos.

Get your shit together, dude.

I was permanently banned for threatening to go door to door killing Canadians

I am happy that you do not have a dementedly homicidal, narcissistic, autistic, suicidal pirate attempting to destroy you.

I am happy he is making videos today! I am doing my best to take care of the bpd princess pirate.

I plead the 5th your honor. I've spoken with my psychiatrist and we have both agreed I will not continue use of said medication and have continued to utilize marijuana for my ADHD symptoms. As a reminder, ADHD is not a curable illness it is only treatable.

There's nothing wrong with my forehead wrinkles or my thoughts

I'm... not jealous at all. I can jiggle my bits and bobs on camera and sexily ask men to cum for MAGA, too. Instead I show my whole ass and tell you to fuck off and leave me alone; you won't listen either way.

Apologies , I don't mean to be dismissive. but are you that prostitute that Styx threatened at gun point. I might be abit out of the loop so idk for certain. but if so , I'm sorry for what he did too you

Yes, I am a bitch.

Finally, a correct statement from you.

Fuck on Tarl's grave.

I will consummate my second marriage on his grave.

That's so cute you think this internet forum is so powerful to stop me from finding my forever home. Haha. So cute. You really are a crackhead, impressive.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Id like to formally admit I was wrong

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Hey this is an amazing thread everyone, great content! Just wanted to let you all know

It's like following the logical presumption that the image of drinking a tumbler is whiskey is mature and classy, ergo drinking a pepsi-redbull-vodka-beer shot out of a novelty football cup must be sophisticated as all hell

so basically she was just making dog noises while sucking his dick? Jesus Christ.

That's gold, Jerry! Reddit gold!

The past few pages are proof that it really doesn't take much to not be a lolcow. Russel came in here and got shit on voraciously, but powered through and now he's just chilling. All it takes is stopping and going "yeah I'm not doing that anymore". There are still people here that think Russel is a dipshit who didn't disavow, but generally all it takes is taking it on the chin and not quadrupling down on hostility and fucking up your life.

You need to be honest with yourself. You’ve repressed your desire to be part of the right wing death squads here on the farms. Join us. We offer dental. It’s not great but it does cover braces.

No wonder Squidward is how he is, dealing with all those people like that as a cashier, I'd be mad too.

"I like MovieBob" might actually be the three most horrifying words in the English language.

The main part of being a tard wrangler is literally just stopping retards from jerking off in public and/or raping each other.

Squidward would the type of user that makes a personal army thread against SpongeBob on the farms, only to backfire horribly and end up receiving his own halal thread instead.

 

[PhoBingas]

C'mon guys, they're lolcow udders.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Outside of New York they strap the infirm to a mule. Anyone who owns a wheeled chair is burned for witchcraft.

The guy who wants to fuck a toaster isn't going to get made fun of for wanting to fuck toasters if he keeps his degeneracy contained to the toaster fucking discord server.

I hate cottage cheese. But unless I can somehow buy every dairy farm and processing plant and somehow prevent people from making cottage cheese at home and prevent them from opening their own dairy or processing plant, my opinion makes absolutely no difference.

I like that man who looks like Ron Jeremy's dad. I imagine he talks like the Swedish Chef.

I think the real question here is whether they buried him in the maid outfit and cat ears.

We now see him painting his nipples with crayons, while insisting he is the best horse artist you'll every see.

 

[Hitman One]

A Kiwi Farms administrator known as Null

 

[Twix Eatr]

Honestly, I am going to effort post here. America, would be saved, by having a gay rape dungeon.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

and then he decided it was undervalued and wanted me.

 

[Crex Crex]

forcing everyone to watch fixed for a second time to remind you life is short and is best experienced suffering with friends watching a dog eat shit while worrying about his balls

Do you think you'll ever get tired of being completely retarded and wrong on every issue?

 

[Zeftax]

why are they circles!?

ill pay more attention to my tabs in the future so i post it in the pedophillia thread instead. im already doing pushups to regain my lost aura.

 

[Super Malario]

Here's a picture of a brown child, now go throw away your border and nation please

 

[JustSomeDong]

>redditor sees pics of half a dozen random dudes
>THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE A GUY WHO USED TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS BACK IN 2015!

reddit moment

 

[Gentlebastard]

The tone, the phrasing, the look, this guy has it all! It has to be carefully crafted to be this amazingly, stunningly retarded.

you can't go wrong with this, but he went wrong with this

Quebec should be nuked from orbit.

Easy for you, difficult for him because you're not a retard.

My goodness. So much drama!

Just because you're homosexual doesn't mean you can't be a right wing extremist.

>Long and troubling legal history
Brother, you don't even know, nor do you want to know

I can save him $20k by telling him "yeah, you're fucked, buddy" for free.

Something in this lawsuit gave me an idea, and I have someone looking into it. God willing something funny/interesting will drop by the end of the month

We missed out on having a full-time tard wrangler emailing Null with takedown requests. So many "Take That Off The God Damn Internet" posts lost, like drool in the rain.