random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[The Cheese Aisle]

all ICE agents need to go to the penis explosion chamber and infinity niggers get to rape my wife and kids or something because a white (jewish) guy was mean 170+ years ago

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Kiwifarms?! Oh fuck.

 

[Keystone]

"if you go frame by frame with all of these AI tools, you can see that right here, 2 nanoseconds before the shot happens, his tendons start to relax showing that he wasn't going to shoot. Additionally, I suck cocks until the end of time"

 

[Gog & Magog]

There is a goddamn bird in my house, what the fuck, FUCK THIS SHIT. GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING BIRD.

God I hate birds (other than corvids who I love). Why is there this bird in this fucking house, how do I get rid of it, it's a FUCKING BIRD. FUCK YOU BIRD JUST LEAVE.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

I most definitely will not look like a monstrously disgusting rapey ham golem.

This is one of those stories that makes you take off your hat and go, "Poor Johnathan John John."

Cannibalism is still widespread in the United States today, as evidenced by the ritualistic baking and consumption of gingerbread men to imbue ourselves with their power.

You can't genocide troons any more than you can genocide magic the gathering players.

>just a couple of bros hanging around with buttplugs in their asses

*sharpens my penis* well, looks like someone is about to get will stancil'ed at night

Praise the Lord our eyes are spared the Jomha Johnson™.

Sayeed son of Hussein from Ethopia, previously known as Chuck.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

IdiotronPrime: If humanity was almost extinct and you had to impregnate 14 year olds to prevent that, would you?

 

[Gog & Magog]

Because one in 3 men have yellow-fever*, & 3 in 10 used to have jungle-fever**. My sources?
*I'm one of those 3.
**I'm also one of those 3, among those 10 (I blame Sheva Alomar for this).

 

[Zeftax]

> opening your browser and typing in https://kiwifarms.st to... defend the lolcow

Yeah but did you try to make your entire career about being a horse drawing dude?

.......Is this your roundabout way of trying to find sjw black women on the farms?

"How could this asshole who is rich and famous, with a big dick and even bigger muscles EVER get a girlfriend? HE'S BULGARIAN!!!"

 

[Béziers Curb]

It's only ephebophilia if it comes from the ephebophilia region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling child rape.

 

[Metamorpho]

"Hey kid! Yea you, you jizzmop! You need this motherfucking Famicom! JUST LOOK AT IT, FAGGOT! LOOK AT IT AND BUY IT OR I'M TEACHING YOUR MOM WHAT A HAWIIAN DICKING IS TOMMOROW NIGHT! BUY IT NOW!"

 

[MrJokerRager]

I am a faggot who does poppers so my asshole can take as many dicks as possible and I humbly ask the bear daddies of habbenings if there are any crucial livestreams where I can watch people die on cam?

I genuinely miss the Battle of Kenosha. May the war against the Lutherans continue unabated.

Thank you,

 

[Potato Burrito]

The BBC's guideline of describing trans women as "a biological man who identifies as a woman" to "increase comprehension" would be like a guideline to describe gay men as "a man who is sodomized by other men"

 

[CaddestSlown]

"Systemic racism" is code for "These brown monkeys are too retarded to function in a developed society."

You need to take your antipsychotics.

He’s a retarded faggot and I hope he gets hit by a car.

Sorry, that’s rude. I mean, I hope he is in a car and gets hit by a bullet.

REMINDER: THIS GREASY NIGGER GETS HIS GUTS REARRANGED BY WHITE DICKS.

I appreciate you liking my earlier post but I also don't want gay men anywhere near me so could you remove it.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Behold a freshly minted sandal nigger tranny.

Lastly, all Kiwis are afflicted with the 'tism. But only a few of us let the 'tism win.

Josh is a cool success story in the sense that he's like a pokemon. He evolved from gay beta whataburger receptionist to neet incel 8chan mod to childless feminist chad KF admin, his final form. His only problem is that he can't go super saiyan final form and he'll always sneed about not getting money and fame.

 

[Helping Friendly Book]

Did you goon again today? If not congrats faggot.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Someone should've explained to him ten years ago that the 'programmer socks' thing was only supposed to be a joke.

If my left breast was a perfect platonic solid (a cube in this case) I would pick fights on social media as well.

go back to get pissed on by niggers lady, nobody cares

When your son says, "My name is Nomad, I'm a woman, I want to dress in a porn costume 24/7," you should get him psychiatric help.

If tard raging and throwing a limp-wristed fist towards some cops is "fighting half a dozen armed police", I'd hate to see when he really means business.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I actually thought about buying a bidet because fucking hell that would save some money on the bill but I dunno, not sure I could make the switch

 

[DickMain]

Be sure to check out autistic zionist merch: https://www.neurozion.com/

 

[WhoBusTank69]

THERE IS STILL A BIRD IN HERE!

 

[failed mist]

I have long been fighting for Israel and Jews from an autistic perspective that believes in the conservative ideology for autistic people.