random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

If you ever needed a reason to go outside boys, this is it.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Kiwi-farms are losers. A founder/moderator targeted a man ( the sonicchu guy ) along with another user. The other user dad literally a computer-person in the military, and her mom is a fly-girl in the airforce ( now airline pilot ). She got him to sleep with his mother, in an attempt to get him to commit suicide, and because there was no harm done ( according to the mother who is beyond elderly ). he is now able to lead a somewhat normal life. This is called "pre-meditated murder" ( meaning the want/planning to do harm to somebody ). Those people are losers beyond losers.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Dispatch from the penis mines:

I'll say this: the hat is a big improvement

I laughed at Flamenco. I laughed at Tipster. I laughed at Blowsblacks. I'll laugh at Tom.

Inshallah I hope your ringworm clears up soon.

IT'S BEEN 7 HOURS OF PURE COPE.

We're going to see Turkey Tom's penis. There's something in the air, I can sense it. I don't know when, but like a thief in the night, Tom's "thumb" is going to make an appearance. Will it have a matching mole? Will there be visible ringworm? Will it be leaked from a scorned tranny or a raging BPD lolicon? Only time will tell, but mark my words, there is a leaked dick pic making its way slowly towards the present.

 

[CaddestSlown]

My political policy is whatever would upset the majority of tiktok

If you support Druids, you are my enemy. I hope that is clear.

how dare you assume i'm some phone posting faggot. you will get misspellings and you will like it.

You gotta lay off the brown pussy man.

I tried to rate this Satanic but the closest I could find was Jewish, sorry.

 

[Big Brutus]

From user @Gregis in genchat earlier

 

[Azdy]

he wld call the extremely brutal rough sex "going gorilla mode" and it was never like romantic

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

"This makes me look like Shrek naked. I should wear this in public."

also only real manlets actually bring up height before it's brought up by someone else, you microscopic minifuck.

You will now have to drink wine OR diddle your clam with your bad hand and not at the same time anymore.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

No one's going to drop $20 on a skin for Lilith Gigajaw or hypernose niggerjew.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

This made me feel bad for the black girl.
I don't like that it made me feel bad for the black girl.

I'm not even being racist (and I'm pretty racist),

What kind of life leads a person to believe that Pink Floyd and Max Goof occupy the equivalent space in public consciousness.

Because fuck you that's why, you stupid ass fucking frog avatar having nigger piece of shit. Dumb fucking nigger, kill yourself. Who the fuck do you think you are, you stupid ass nigger?

I showed my wife the meme and ran downstairs to get my record to prove it and she called me an autistic retard. But she didn't call me wrong.

 

[Zeftax]

Kill yourself dumb nigger the world is better of without you, your parents probaly say you dead when you are brought up in conversations just to avoid talking about how much of a worthelss failure you are.

I would rather people found out I was a rapist than a fan of Nick Fuentes.

It's not really a political stance, it's just Josh hates brown people.

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

It should be legal to beat any Indian you encounter, for any reason, or no reason at all, or just because you feel like it.

"I'm literally scared of MEN all the time my whole life" - some gal who breaks into a dude's house just to score footage of his flaccid wiener while he's sleeping.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Yeah, but has she discovered Communism?

 

[King Metalia]

I want to be a school teacher even though I'm clinically retarded.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I guess you have to be involved in illegal activity to be laughed at? Fuck you, Jews

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You don’t count magic underwear faggot.

This is a very serious question.

Every time he says "faster" I just instinctively read it as *fatter* lmao

Just another day for a unwashed mentality ill shut in retard

This slack-jawed nigger went to law school for half a decade.

This is how we are going to get SkyNet, except retarded.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Autistic people are basically Jews, if you think about it. We're unduly persecuted. And the whole world is against us. I fully support this man's mission. His side is down, but I am going to buy 30 of these shirts and give them out to all my Neo Nazi friends.

Is this kind of like autistics who love trains but instead of trains it's Jews? That is fucking wild. Dude if I was in the mossad, I'd try and figure out a way to win over the autism community. They would be Israel's greatest online soldiers.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

all that time you've spent practicing meat gazing at the urinals will have been for nothing.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Never seen so many faggots get mad about seeing asscheeks before.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I could pinch every belly in this thread and tell you all what cancers you are going to get

 

[deleuzeon]

Its a luxury scrabble board that makes sure the tiles dont move. I'm really good at scrabble and wished to play professionally.