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[JustSomeDong]

I love you guys and I check this thread every day, but we aren't beating the green reddit allegations.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I forgive him because he is the softest cat I have ever touched. His fur is the softest silkiest substance known to humanity and proof of a benevolent God.

ok i didn't think he was retarded before but thinking fucking mouthwash wasn't flammable kinda makes me wonder

I've seen more retards' penises than I would care to, thanks to Kiwifarms.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

I hope you get deep vein thrombosis in your cervix.

 

[Zeftax]

quickly going from silly Bulgarian pervert to genuinely disturbed psychopath.

Null has implemented DNA testing.

Schizobeeenia

Bro is just a big angry potato at this point.

It's now official that you are a lolcow now.

 

[Squanto Airi]

"I can't be an Egirl, i'm hispanic"

 

[Gentlebastard]

Who wouldn't want unlimited access to whores?

the more you interact with him, the more you hate him

I'm just here to gawk and laugh and not get angry.

Does anyone know an Ebonics translator? I want to put Ulysses through it.

Does anyone know an Ebonics translator? I want to put Ulysses through it.

If it is possible to commit psychological abuse against an AI, I'd say you just figured out how to do it.

He’d be a shining example of perseverance if he wasn’t denser than pig shit.

Im convinced shes dead or locked up. No way can a bpd of that magnitude stfu

Like Eleanor of Aquitaine, Kevin has enjoyed retirement safely cloistered in his goon cave, but he is forced to watch the wolves consume the territory and twitter clout that was once his dowry and his polycule's inheritence.

Jarrod led an ill fated expedition to re-settle in the mountains, and was forced to sacrifice at least one member of his polycule to the Colorado mental health system.

The tranch story is the story of all empires. The golden age is fleeting, and soon God will humble even the most dedicated of coomers.

Somewhere, in an oddly specific and localised desert wasteland in Colorado lies buried a monument of Alpaca corpses. The inscription reads: we are the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, the troon of troons. Look upon our works oh ye mighty tax payer, and despair.

We are witnessing a man's psyche crumble because he refuses to log off and contact foliage.

Magnificent!

There really was a tranny version of my meme all along!

 

[Dr. Butt]

The maid outfit also had cat ears

 

[moocow]

I hope you get deep vein thrombosis in your cervix.

Edit: Ninja'd. Gad dangit.

 

[Not A Cat Person]

"It's not just some weird disease... There's like a whole community!"

 

[Zeftax]

This style of trash fire is why I love this site.

Now you have Turkey Tom popping up his timer.

"No Freaks" will get your ad banned from most places that host ads for RPGs.

Here at the KiwiFarms, we #BelieveAllWomen

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

US Post in thread 'US Politics General 2: Hope Edition'

Jan 28, 2026

>fxlx

I think I'm done with the internet.

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Reactions: x 4 x 2 x 1

 

[Dr. Butt]

The uterus does not exist in a vacuum

 

[Abella]

And I want unlimited chicken wings along with daily blowjobs from the actress who played Go-Go Yubari, boss, but we don't get what we want unless with work for it now do we?

 

[Dr. Butt]

I have said many times that it's all been downhill since the iPhone came out.

 

[Gog & Magog]

A strange appendage extends from its groin.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Well I guess this is something that is real. How certain chemicals affects your brain. I can tell you that if you drank 1 quart of Iced Tea laced with LSD you get to see the Kebler Elf as well.
It was damned good tea I tell you. Damn good tea.

“What motivated us was the evolutionary puzzle that the human penis is unusually large relative to other primates, which raises the question of whether it signals information beyond its primary reproductive role of sperm transfer,” she added.

Why would it signal fighting ability? What do these researchers think happens during a fight?

Humans have absolutely enormous vaginas (relative to our size)

Nothing to worry about, I haven't had any dreams telling me to go to Las Vegas.

I prefer to call it "investing in the arts"

PLEASE DON'T BUY A SIGGER AND COME ARMED TO A PROTEST WILL STANCEIL
WILL STAMCEIL PLEASE YOUR MOM IS WORRIED

Regardless this is really fucked up. People don't randomly end up dead and naked in a drain pipe.

Millennials? “Lax me up, knock me out and anal probe me.”
Millennial entertainment practices get weirder every year.

Beasts of the field that's in the Bible.

I can't remember what they used for mine but it IS pretty nice feeling for a half second. No fucking way I'm scheduling extra ass cameras for a half second buzz though.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

he looked like a jew with AIDS

 

[CaddestSlown]

Wait are we talking about energy weapons or Nikocado's asshole pics?

The blackpill is a suppository, and some people like the feeling of it in their ass.

>fxlx

I think I'm done with the internet.

You’re not offended by being called a Taco Nigger? I need to work on my slurs.

Just call him Latinx, they fucking hate that

 

[DickMain]

damn bruh i seen that mans dick rest in power my nigger

 

[Mound Dweller]

He might actually be gay if he's inviting the IRS to anally rape him like this.