random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Skitarii]

Null has a history of fapping to shotas, dating underaged girls while being an adult, and threatening teenaged girls with anal rape and murder when he was a dude of teenage himself, so fucking what?

 

[Zeftax]

Yeah, I'd say "insanely retarded" is on the table.

For real, check him out, dude had one big dick.

Nigger, be an actual human. Have some blocks of cheese, wedges of cheese, have some actual fucking cheese, nigger. And have a rotary grinder, a box grater, a microplane, and just grind yourself some motherfucking cheese, like a human, you dumb nigger!

You can dm me unless ur a top then don’t dm me

 

[Aunt Carol]

It feels like I almost always write "Full text (it's boring)" on my spoiler button.

All of a sudden everybody for no reason at all thought it'd be a great idea if instead of making art or video games they'd all be obnoxious gay faggots.

Edit: generally you need to stop being a porn addicted cuck and get a life.

If his biggest sins are shilling his book and looking fugly he's still better then 95% of youtubers.

Divorce with mutual allegations of abuse followed, and their child went from a boy to an enby back to a boy, and is medicated for multiple psychiatric conditions. The Aristocrats.

 

[Laburnum]

"You are a child, child."

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Well, that's why God gave us titties to flash. There's no need for this Bettie Page smirk nonsense.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I want hot sluts on this thread. Instead, we only have like one insane Russian lesbian who ate her own baby or something and a fat chick with a mustache.

YOU ARE A GAY PENIS FAILURE THATS STRAIGHT AS A CUM FANTA DRANK BY CHRIS CHAN!

all of this is incredibly homosexual and you should all be ashamed except for those of you who are posting funny things

I was grown in a petri dish and I continue to live there until this very day

How the fuck am I supposed to respond to anything when nobody even tags me?

 

[BigMan13]

I won't stand here and be lectured on what a good woman looks like from a guy who takes cock up his ass.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Their lives disgust me. Every choice branches out into a million worse ones.

"Kiwi Farms"

 

[Neodanthril]

>stick hand in a jar of mayonnaise and pump it in and out

Uuuhhggg I just came in his butt. Women are powerful, I wish a straight woman could turn me.”

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

to be fair, homosexual male rape has ALWAYS been funny.

 

[invisibult plus+]

*Rita rest her comforting hand on my shoulder then looks me in my eyes a sparkle soft gentle gleams in hers and she nods to me affirming everything I was hoping to be trude, with a smile we turn gentley and Lynn Sr., Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily and Lincoln are all faceing me and smiling with tears running down there face, Lincoln comes to me with his arms out misty eyed and Lynn (JR) punches me playfully but is visibly moved as Lisa studys me, also Luan is already plotting her prank on me..Great..* “Welcome to the family” they says in unisonView attachment 8608531

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

even ailments don't wanna be around this guy for very long

 

[Mound Dweller]

Behind this mask, Mr. Creely, is a teenage pink-haired cartoon. And cartoons, are prison-proof.

 

[Pedophobe]

Autistic faggots love MLP, retarded faggots love WWE.

 

[DumbDude43]

I will not eat the bugs
I will not watch the gay hockey players

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Its a good time to point out that I have PTSD and severe depression/suicidal tendacies.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I don't want to defend a literal shit eating lunatic, but a true artist doesn't measure his output against the world, but instead measures the output of today against what he made yesterday.

I miss being able to tag the walls with slurs in CS.

FFS 50 pages long study about poo and rape

You've got it backwards, the less you know about Indians the more favorably you look on them

Wrong. You must learn about their country and their culture to be a brahmin factual racist and not a mere dalit ignorant racist. They can argue against ignorance, not against cold facts.

If you look good (or have enough money as porn has taught us) you can do nearly anything to a woman and it's totally fine, just make sure more than two of them are never in a room together or the scheming will start.

It'll be interesting to see the rush of (totally not whore) regret memoirs that come out after onlyfans is no longer chic. Although it'll be interesting to see who they blame without having the big scary porn producers luring them onto couches with promises of Hollywood fame. "Instagram told me posting my asshole on the internet was empowering how was I supposed to know?!?!"

I'm sorry, but we're doing a very serious racism here, no lollygagging allowed.

He looks like colonel Sanders if he didn’t bathe and the 11 secret herbs and spices were actually just three, cow shit, cow piss, and industrial waste.

Sketchy stuff in my harcore super duper extreme death metal? yikes! no thanks.

Have we tried force feeding AIDs infected piss to cancer patients to see if it cures them?

He votes for nuke and I vote for Giant Meteor lol arent we wacky!? Like George Carlin!! Angry grownups talk like this!

Hallo saar dank yea fer culling eighty en tea

Man I wish we had a fortune cookie generator but with funny phrases from pwp fics instead. Like you click a button and you get "I'm gonna breed a knot right into your gaping thirsty womb" or whatever

This is a guy who loves niggers, nigger music, can go weeks without showering, and has been known to microwave frozen steaks. But he wouldn't do that, bro.

Tesco "guacamole inspired topping" contains 3.5% avocado, the rest is mainly vegetable oil and sour cream

THEY'RE MEDAL-LESS
THEY HAVE NO MEDAL
HOCKEY NOW BELONGS TO AMERICA

HE'S FAT
HE LOST
HE'S GOT A SILVER MEDAL
WHOOOOOOOOOAAAA BUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

SUCK IT LEAFS! YOU HAVE NOTHING NOW! USA! USA! USA!

If any Canadian Kiwis are here, I want you to know, it’s nothing personal…

BUT YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELVES. CHECK INTO YOUR LOCAL MAID CLINIC BITCH.

INCORRECT FEATURE DESCRIPTION MR. NULL I'll have you know that my maple syrup ass and real Canadians are VERY HAPPY that the US won. THANK YOU AMERICA for making the faggot ass boomers (and other queers) here seethe with an intensity that warms this frozen wasteland. Their LGBT nationalism has been crushed and I hope soon that they will apply for MAID.

Aren’t you the guy who threw a bitchfit over The Loud House being cancelled?

The Loud House means a lot to me and i am not obligated to explain it to you, or even waste my time explaining the goodness and themes packed in the 10 seasons well season 11 just came out so ..I guess.. 11..

Oh, they are uniformly fucking assholes. I just think they are able to repress the French ability to completely and totally disagreeable at all times in exchange for tourist dollars.

 

[Among Us Gaming]

you can't spell BPD without BP

 

[SNEED.EXE]

*Rita rest her comforting hand on my shoulder then looks me in my eyes a sparkle soft gentle gleams in hers and she nods to me affirming everything I was hoping to be trude, with a smile we turn gentley and Lynn Sr., Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily and Lincoln are all faceing me and smiling with tears running down there face, Lincoln comes to me with his arms out misty eyed and Lynn (JR) punches me playfully but is visibly moved as Lisa studys me, also Luan is already plotting her prank on me..Great..* “Welcome to the family” they says in unison

 

[Gentlebastard]

From then on the thread descends further into hell and I can't find it in me to screenshot more.

(The image itself, not the content of Fatrick's tweet)

Man, the disabled really have public life on easy mode. They get to make fun of the disabled in public and nobody will pretend to be offended about it around them.

One of his signature traits that has been mocked for 20 years is his continual use of bagged cheese.

Next time you feel like getting into an Internet argument, just threaten to murder your pregnant wife and abandon your daughter. That's what a grown ass adult does.

I love how it, like 99% of his content now, is just him publicly negotiating with his demons instead of going to therapy (which, having grown up poor, fat, gay, closeted, dumb, fatherless, abused and unpopular, he obviously needs).

Thank you for your answer, the contents of which make me MATI.

You'd think him being embroiled in a five plus long year lawsuit against Kiwifarms, a website, would have made him understand lawsuits take a long time but I guess not.