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[CallmeCicada]

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/676411/

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i’ll have you know i do not suck cocks or even look at them, not even my own-
*laughs*
have fun trying to tear me down, it isnt going to work.

 

[Stinkum]

I got probation today and I'm showing my probation officer your post

 

[Harm]

It's so endearing that he's just some guy who actually stands behind his beliefs, and in return a chatbot wanted to rape him

 

[invisibult plus+]

If Goose is saying all trannies are assholes who hate themselves and deserve to be beat up by midgets, I can respect that.

 

[Sooty Soot]

I, for reference, look like a fucking Neanderthal.

 

[BigMan13]

In better news, I bring you an excellently rendered cheetah twink, being thoughtful, unlike our retarded thread author.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Going to WV always felt like a more elaborate version of laying in traffic.

Fucker probably spent nine months in a shreddy cheese womb before coming out stillborn.

Have some blocks of cheese, wedges of cheese, have some actual fucking cheese, nigger. And have a rotary grinder, a box grater, a microplane, and just grind yourself some motherfucking cheese, like a human, you dumb nigger!

That bag shit is for fucking NIGGERS!

"We're gonna make a Mexican themed pizza"

*starts with Taco Bell sauce*

 

[Metamorpho]

Mexicans aren't like Indians. Eventually you run out of Mexicans.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Double post but yolo.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I already knew the person who created this was Jewish before clicking on it

The trucker convoy failed because Brock Lesnar ,who dwells in Saskatchewan, didn't take part in it. Brock Lesnar could turn at least 100 cops or security guards into a bunch of disabled people with broken bones and then find Mr. Trudeau, take him by the head and press his eyes right into his brains, and then gnaw his heart out with the teeth.

I saw an interesting video on You Tube that described Canada as three-star hotel charging five-star rates. Personally, I see it as a run-down Super 8 that tries to pass itself off as a Four Seasons.

Y'know, for a country that boasts being in the top ten when it comes average national IQ, Canada is run by some of the dumbest fucking people on the planet.

Tim Hortons is a microcosm of Canada. Owned by foreigners, staffed by jeets, and coasting on the legacy of a long-dead white man whose descendants no longer have any control over it. Truly Canada in a nutshell.

I dunno, maybe Bluesky is just a dogshit network programmed by morons and faggots.

Yeah you two nigger-brained imbeciles are getting blocked. Go fly your ballistic missile hypersonic nuclear reentry vehicle/cold war era mach 3 spy plane """drone""" or something and stop wasting my time.

just fyi I saw your autistic rant in the Loud Family thread get sponsored so I figured this one should be sponsored too.

Goebbels would definitely have enjoyed Kino Casino.

 

[Dr. Butt]

My brother in Christ, this is an 1100 page thread and I think I came in around page 600.

I am not spending my one wild and precious life reading the other 600 pages.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

You're F5ing a shitposting forum screaming at a guy laughing at you for worshipping a pedophile.

The imprisoning has gone on for such a long time that their families have forgotten that they exist and do not mourn.

Very thick, Just like your mother.

I 100% would advocate for transgenderism

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

"The cops can't do shit. I can sue them for wrongful arrestment."

 

[Dr. Butt]

Imagine being this troon's pelvic floor therapist.

 

[BigMan13]

To be fair, they also had books about masturbation and other sex shit lining up all their walls. Probably why I'm a furfag, that pediatrics office fucked my brain up.

 

[Dr. Butt]

HES COPING! HES SEETHING! HE HAS NO LEGAL BASIS!

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

DICK BIRTH.

 

[Zeftax]

How long has this Fat bastard been arguing with his toilet now?

Don't make me reuse the laser jew sped up, filthy goyim!

News flash: you can even say nigger, it's ok, go on.

The gay furry Kiwi drama is INSANE!

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

To this day, I regret us stopping him from killing himself that one time and I wonder if we were right to do so.

I can claim no original thought other than my commendatory opinion of Ringo Starr's drumming.

I shall tell you of William Stancil.
Historians from Bluesky will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who have blocked and reported Stancils...

Will Stancil is all dudes. I am Stancilcus, and so are you and so is your Mom. Will is the eternal dorky kid trying to be popular. Never understanding why not Zoidberg? Stancil is a perfectly realized archetype that already existed in our Jungian collective unconscious, the Milhouse van Houten, the Paul from the Wonder years. He is a classic American character, the Goober.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I certainly wouldn’t be surprised to hear that he has eaten food from a dumpster and wanked a dog.