random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[The Projects]

Get gold, get good, or get going.

(In response to someone whinging about the types of threads being featured)

 

[Pube Dandruff]

I keep telling niggas that a ZK class reality failure scenario happened when Harambe was murdered because of that little niglet, now we’re all just living in some jewish faggot’s computer program

 

[not william stenchever]

sensually harassing

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

The supreme court should rule that quad amputees are allowed to do whatever they want, as long as they do it themselves. I wouldn’t even be mad seeing them go on GTA style rampages. If one wriggled up to me at a stoplight, threw me out of my car, and ran over my leg as he drove off, my only thought would be “Wow, nice job. Way to go dude.”

 

[Gentlebastard]

Eating all the frog legs was one of his signature dick moves. They take effort to collect. They're small. They have very little meat on them. And this fat son of a bitch ate them all.

His signature looks like a schizophrenic pubic hair. His handwriting looks like a 6th grader with dyslexia.

I hope you unintentionally run into a cricket bat.

The child with the spoon will return to his parents homeland and forge an empire. It will be autocratic and brutal, but he will instill in his people basic values like eating with utensils and wiping.

You would be surprised at how novel people are with their genitals.

Stop giving him ideas! These are great suggestions for him. He would have a real chance. Why are you helping him???

My descent into poorly disguised interracial stalkerchild fujoshi aside,

Nice tits, Dark Lord.

 

[rearden_steel]

Lol I didn't notice it autocorrected "sexually".

 

[hey god it's me again]

Enough with the sexy talk. Time for some dying!

 

[30+GameOvers]

anyone else want a dumb ape scream in your ear while you are healing from a onion your butt

 

[Gog & Magog]

Who cares if you have an allegedly high IQ if everyone thinks you're retarded and everything you say supports that theory.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

oh how i long for bioboo's big thick warm girlcock

 

[Dr. Butt]

Time travel is now a legally approved concept in one federal court district thanks to Greer V. Kiwi Farms

I have 0 investment in the sexuality of a 70+ year old man

 

[Pedophobe]

I think it’s bullshit but I believe it.

You don’t want to meet the people into Dune lore.

glad to know you're all scuffed redditors

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Lets just EFAP this picture for a moment. We have two chicks, one with a dick, slamming into eachother at mach 10, enough to cause internal stretching of the blue haired one's orgains. Milk is squirting, cum is flying- how is any of this realistic. It looks painful frankly, possibly causing internal bleeding with how much deformation is happening in the stomach area.

nigga what the fuck

I don't think you're in a position to criticize the relative realism of how futa sex works

Nobody forced you to write this.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

I was expecting some pretty horrific things but tranny link having what looks like hellacious diarrhea wasn't one of them

I cannot go outside and film some trippy shape store full of wacky niggers doing shit.

This has no SOVL, this is vantablack brimstone straight from the depths of niggerhell, obtained by the brownest of nusois, born in Lesotho.

oh my god now he's chocolate without nuts!!!

god help me I thought this anakin skywalker was Michael Jackson

 

[Potato Burrito]

Do insults like 'your neovagina smells like the Ganges' work on hijra? Or do they just get all blushy and sari-go-spinny?

 

[Dr. Butt]

It's her turn.

Get raped, solzhenitsyn.

 

[DickMain]

I didn't know Scully was fully shaved down there. Thank you for the X-Files Rule 34 porn with no spoiler.

 

[Halbschwanz]

When will we get the lolcow penis tier list?

 

[Tablet County]

hardcore jews arent even allowed to hold their penis while they take a piss cuz if they might nut because of it, they'd commit a sin

 

[PetiteFeet]

Does "MILF" stand for "Menopausal I'd Like to Flee from"? Because that is the only way I can see it working.