random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

For example if I was hosting dirty orgies for homosexual fat people, and I was the main fat homo (I AM NOT THIS IS JUST AN EXAMPLE I SWEAR I'M NOT, I DO NOT DO THIS)

He e-beggs, is a man child, runs gay opps, is a grifter, makes shit content, has a massive ego, and is gay.

 

[Drip Torch]

Best thing is, Darwin will do the Darwinning.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

Now, fuck off and go live your life as a chickn't.

 

[vomitusdeux]

You ask yourself what you can do for the big eye cartoon character but you never asked what the big eye cartoon character can do for you.

can't believe this saltening fag actually got oneshotted by being called a retard cartoon gooner and ragequit the site

Swallowed his own tongue instead of Peter Thiel’s cock.

Wait wait! Since I'm a minor I can literally rape and kill your family and you'd be harassing me your honor!!!

I swear I heard her squawking like a bird at one point. Is she retarded?

Retarded people like them shouldn't be allowed to have sex

Natasha is swinging side to side to a vocaloid song.

with 2 whole onions in her butt.

If you tell a trans woman to "go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich, that's all you women are ever good for", would the troon get offended that you stereotyped his gender, or would "she" feel affirmed that he got called a woman?

fuck off and go live your life as a chickn't.

Yeah back in the caveman times dogs only ate Purina dry kibble.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

All of these people own mouth breathing retired when it comes to lawsuits. Seriously, how can you lose a loss?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

My man, with those knockers, she was always going to be a princess more than a prince.

 

[SofondaCox]

Why is shitting in a pizza box a two-person job?

@KiwiFuzz2

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Before you get mad at me for judging a book by its cover, when the book’s title is The Joy Of Abusing Methamphetamines, I don’t think I need to read it.

 

[Gentlebastard]

he still does not understand the concept of liquids, or heat, or being a decent human

Why does he think a jury will love him when clearly nobody else does?

Fun fact: this lard golem actually managed to fuck up garbage stew, which by its very definition should be impossible to fuck up.

Once we can get quality AI porn of ASMR girls then it will truly be over for the industry. When you can get photorealistic Gibi getting gangbanged by Sega characters then Alexander will finally weep for there will be no more worlds left to conquer.

I think I remember this (God have mercy on me, give me Alzheimer's)

Deeply depressing that we live in an age where "stolen valor" is a consideration when people claim to be whores.

See, they just need to let him explain, then it all makes sense. It’s all very rational, you see, your honor. He was forced to give oral sex to those prostitutes who probably had seen multiple other Johns that day.

I watch only 100% gay porn because watching faggots being literally butthurt is the manliest, TOTALLY NOT GAY way to watch it.

You win the "deliberately missing the point because it hit too close to home" award today.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

"Oops! Sorry, my dog hates nnn'African Americans."

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I'm in oconomowoc right now if I see Jer I'm running away I am not getting eaten.

You don't need to run it is enough to walk away at a regular pace

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I see we're letting the autism win again.

 

[Aunt Carol]

it's not soggy or warm

its moist and room temp

someone get this bitch a liturgical calendar

"I just stubbed my toe, what influence did jews have on interior design and how do jews this relate to this event?"

Good luck being a lesbian, dude, when even your own wig doesn't want to sit on your face.

The mexico made andy shit his diaper.

No one in my family likes me, reddit- how deal?

 

[3MMA]

You are just some guy. I am a man.

We can kill the shemale.

 

[Sprate Header]

Get a job. Kill yourself.

 

[Enig]

All 4chan fagglts have been raped by cheetos

No more school shooters

Get raped by a donut

 

[CallmeCicada]

@Null

This gets you money, so yeah. Buy BRCC stock and make money with me.

Lose some weight and delete Pod Awful from the universe.

You are just some guy. I am a man.

We can kill the shemale.

 

[Hitman One]

According to Kiwi Farms, the capital I Internet's most trusted news source

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

Guess who just pulled faerself a big tiddy goth girlfriend?

 

[Peeing In The Shower]

Ahahahahahaha times 2. MORON!