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[Metamorpho]

This thread is bought to you by Stamps.com

 

[Wodanaz]

I didn't break the keyboard but my I key wasn't working because of lint buildup I had to try and clean out. Because everything is dogshit I had to go through a runaround process and do the human frogger shit to go to a store and get the shit to clean it, and then one of the lint fibers went under and I couldn't get it out leading to me having to get a new keyboard from a family member which I am still very, very thankful for.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I can tell you from personal experience(not gay sex)

Fun fact: Runescape was Meiwaku's sexual awakening

 

[Gentlebastard]

Goblet of Fire has a specific moral beyond the usual Harry Potter themes (life isn't worth living without love, don't be a pussy about death, journalists are scum)

damn I recounted I've only had 4 orgies so I'm not eligible that's fucking discriminatory smfh. Well my uncle did use both hands so I identify that as a threesome...

from what rough math I can do he's had sex less than 10 times in his life

I guess it's possible to stare up into the timeless infinity of the night sky and not be inspired. People do do weird shit.

But I wonder how many have tried...

The further back in time you go the more savagely you'd be beaten with sticks for claiming something so obviously stupid and trying to force everyone else to play along.

 

[Metamorpho]

Last time I got pizza delivered the driver was a pooner. I didn't want to eat the pizza after I saw her, but it was a KingCobraJFS memorial pizza so I had to do it to honor his memory.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Don't get uppity, you're still a pooner

are you gooning to busted wallfaced women getting bangbus'd on porntube or are you an ugly transexual

This user is a Known Vegan.

Converting to Islam is about as bad as trooning out.

And she ended up in a butt onion stream. Damn

Need 99 woodcutting for those pits.

star wars name niggas when they have too many children:

 

[Metamorpho]

Null should force every Beauty Parlor and Gorl Talk poster to be a random user's appointed wife or they get banned to save the white race. If he does not do this I have to conclude he is secretly funded by Mossad who is entirely responsible for me not having a gf

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

does he actually wanna fuck Obama?

For the love of God, you're talking about dead family members, drop the uwu voice for just a minute.

 

[Megaton Punch]

Anytime I see someone refer to the files with some sort of reddit-speak like "Trumpstein files." I think "Wow. I hope a Guatemalan immigrant breaks into your home and saws your head off."

 

[Gog & Magog]

That's all jewish propaganda. Enlisted get K-rations from the Vietnam War, junior officers get MREs but only the old hot dog and vomlette ones, Hegseth and Trump's chosen officers get steak and lobster for every meal. Our military is almost entirely niggers, spics, and trannies. Every morning they pledge allegiance to Israel and Bibi. Trust me, I know. Source: I'm a shabbos goy working in Mossad. It's why I'm posting after sundown on Friday.

If to a Muslim, dying is winning and surviving is winning, how will they ever lose?
They've truly defeated us with such dizzying philosophy.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Anyway, now my frying pans stick to my wall like I wanted.

nigga stop shitting up everything

Are you seriously trying to brag about having gotten a jew star rn

I took the liberty of downloading the Lucifer Niggerbastard one.

Fucking low-IQ uneducated racists out here.

I have a fantasy setting and I was wondering whether to make "kit" a racist slur in it. This settles it. Fucking kits.

Our Unblooded Girlchild has decided to explore sexual repression by giving head in a sauna. This is the least controversial thing she has written so far.

Human beauty standards are White beauty standards, as Whites are the original race with the purest admixture of ancient Scythian DNA / descendants of the Anunaki / giants from the inner earth AKA Agartha

I didn't bother to read but I'll tell you what I think anyways (it's A&N tradition).

the Monument Mythos guy trooning out was my 9/11

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I meant the youtube community but now this thread is officially family. And you are my mom.

 

[Ratgirl]

"Gorlworld does not die with a bang, but with a soft and gentle fart." - T.S Smelliot 'The Marshmallow Man'

 

[Evil Whitey]

So he's a pedophile and a danger to children. That's not noteworthy or unique. It's not even anything special among geometry dash players.

 

[A Deer In Headlights]

@taxedbrass didn't care. L/A

Report it all you want, Chibi. It won't unchair your brother.

 

[AltisticRight]

Kiwi posting is not being fruitful, you fruit

 

[Colon capital V]

TFW your pitch about a generic moid cracker working at the gay children factory gets rejected again

The brap shart overlord's influence is so mighty that sleeper agents are being remotely activated by Frankenstein 3D radio fart MP3 audio files to defend Dear Huffer's right to weigh in on the latest funny fart compilations (completely erect, mind you).

only brown hands can perform the ancient art of the taco.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

how do I know if I'm logging in ironically or unironically?

I dyed my hair with poop and I stared at poop so much my eyes turned brown

This is highly unusal and tends to create a scrotumdiggers catfucker paradox.

Bro can’t even spell his ideology correctly.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Are catgirl lolis more or less degenerate than anthropomorphic lava slugs?

Let's see Scott, you got mad when I crashed MY car, fucking ghosted me even after helping you move into your new house. Also insulted my dad. When I tried having a anime night to get things better, YOU refused to speak the entire night. Am I missing anything?

Please provide more details about this encounter. The mental image of two grown men watching something like Girls und Panzer in total silence as they sit together just has me cackling.

DeOrio is PPP with all the fat but none of the funny.

People will say kikes aren't cartoonishly evil. Who ruined the McDonald's French fries?

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

Both of your souls have been darkened black as coal from being terminally online. Seek God.