random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[UERISIMILITUDO]

it's retards all the way down

Stop the fucking presses some retard from the farms is into degenerate shit! What a fucking shocker.

I'm not unemployed enough to know what's going on.

Pleading for empathy only when it's you in trouble?

Tetris is cool

Never met an uncool tetris enjoyer until now. Sucks

Isn't this the third BP user to go manic and post something that resorted in them getting doxxed. Someone should call in a welfare check for the beauty parlor.

So, a faux-Japanese lesbian self-described date-rapist gets doxed because she couldn't be a little more patient about thirsting after a ginger muslim man from a lame&gay Big Brother knockoff? And her fetishes include anime little girls getting violently raped?

My crackarooski crack delivery is due next Tuesday; am I high already?

Hotel Wakanda

Threads like this make me want to log off for a bit. The farms is great, but it's like staring into the abyss.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

just about no psych ward nurse wants to be handling what she believes to be a crazy lady's emotional support dildo

 

[Cassius Crayfish]

Now in the modern age, women's average bosoms and buttocks sizes have grown massively

 

[Drip Torch]

hate that moids insist on standing up to pee at toilets

 

[sperginity]

really thought this was the money phrase from that post:

laser-precision piss drip habit

 

[fitty tucker]

it really just looks like he extended his ass-crack to lengths they once accused man of being too arrogant to dream of

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Truth is admitting I like aspects of France and French culture is gayer than actually lusting after cock.

 

[Gentlebastard]

What does a homeless person consider a vacation? A different fucking parking lot?

I find it blessedly appropriate that Jack's own grandson's name is, in full, Video Game Reference - Black Name - Typo.

I hope this lawsuit brings him the kind of life ruination that he's wishing on others.

It's really something how the current threadjeet opened up with "I raped an Indian chick. Oh actually she was half white. I raped the white side, and am also white, saar"

 

[demicolon]

Your username fits your role here so well. My god it's an online gossip forum, you're supposed to snort Adderall and write op-ed length posts about your most hated internet celebrities, that's the whole point. You're like an abstinence preacher at an orgy.

 

[Cancer ♥]

Weiners really are like Labradors... so lovable, such fun

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

Fisting is 300 bucks.

It's free if you tell them you have a Rolex hidden there.

(The second comment quotes the first)

 

[Haloperidol]

lol your husband is a garbage collector so I can't tell if this is your wedding or just him at work

 

[Mound Dweller]

I have cropped out my feet mods plz don’t ban me

 

[Star Classic]

"This is the ace in the hole, this is what- This is the last hoorah. If I fail this, I die, I die in a bed alone." - Wings

 

[Account]

“Donating a superchat is the new showing up to a [Ku Klux] Klan meeting,”

 

[Gog & Magog]

Fuck you for posting this. I'm having a genuine skill issue over here. I can stop listening to this. I've listened to it 20 times already today. I'm listening to it right now. I'm dancing along. I'm singing out loud. And I'm sick of explaining what foids are when people hear me.

“On a ship carrying humanitarian aid, a Brazilian shows up with his d–k swinging and the only thing he manages to do is f–k and get arrested,”

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

No I hope he wins and this becomes case law so I can be like:

Me: “FUCK YOU NIGGER!”

Guy: “What? Get out of here dude.” *slighty push’s me*

Me: AaahhhHhHHHHH!! *pulls out samurai sword and chops off his head.*

Then I’ll be like “judge, it was proven with the Anthony case that by sentencing me to jail, you are the worlds greatest racist. I sentence you to death, nigga.” Where then due to a wrongful sentence the state payers me ten million dollars.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

What would you say are the political end goals of this board?

FUN!

F is for friends who shitpost together
U is for you and me
N is for niggers

I'm going to fucking blast you into atoms you stupid nigger.

 

[Crex Crex]

Someone Japanese person paid you to draw porn of Ben Shapiro fucking Cardi B?

A fellow Farmer, Meiwaku, was exposed for being into things such as "human toilet beheading lolicon"

Back in my day, if you wanted to be gay, you just fucked each other in the asshole and died of AIDS. Why do zoomers have to make everything so complicated?

 

[demicolon]

Oh cool. A pedophile.