random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gog & Magog]

really starting to think that letting strangers fuck my asshole until i shit blood is a bad idea

I wouldn't expect this site's user base or Null to increase white birthrates.

You literally ignored everything I said and I don't even think you're pretending not to understand, you're just dumb.

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
If you're actually a woman then I take it back but RAPE

I only rape men, raping women isn't funny.

 

[Trichuriasis]

Nigga do you even know the caliber of posts I make on this forum? Have you not seen the investigations that I have done and information I have uncovered that has been propagated widely? Do you seriously think I'm just another random shit poster?

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Are assgasms real? I hear about them a lot in porn but is it really possible to have an anal climax? Did anyone here ever have one?

Don't be fooled, that's about the size of her compared to an actual bullfrog.

That's because trannies are the closest thing we have to nazis in modern times,

CWC has more standards with women than JD Vance.

Some people are just too dumb for this forum

I want that smug tranny to be drone striked

Triangled in only a month says a lot.

>I'm cleansing the Earth
>Buy me shit

I can't wait till he discovers jerking off AND choking himself.

"Don't snatch my wig" 100% straight btw

Hasan is going to be so happy he may not shock Kaya tonight

lol even other faggots can't stand this insufferable faggot. That's got to fucking sting.

As with trannies, hormones are removing undesirables from the gene pool. I have a hard time finding that to not be a positive.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Would gore of cats make you stop typing this

 

[Drip Torch]

I hope you get eaten by a BEAR mother fucker!

 

[Gentlebastard]

If only society was less civilized and we could beat up people like this with a stick when they spout some legit retardation

"I posted literally everything about me in one handy to access location. Why do these people know everything about me?!"

It was a stream-of-consciousness meltdown masquerading as a court filing, and it was glorious. I wish I could read it for the first time again.

I like this guy, he was clearly incredibly high when he wrote this. Whether it was a recreational substance or just his own farts, it's hard to say, but either way, I enjoy the outcome.

His body is a temple to the poetic endurance of human weakness.

 

[Autistic Joe]

I have it on good authority Null is a swarm of high functioning autistic bees

Are you implying that there's some other kind of bee?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Nigga do you even know the caliber of posts I make on this forum? Have you not seen the investigations that I have done and information I have uncovered that has been propagated widely? Do you seriously think I'm just another random shit poster?

 

[Path Wanderer]

Seems like the forum equivalent of nutting in your own mouth to me.

 

[Megaton Punch]

These people suck so much ass. It's unbelievable.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Yenta sleep paralysis demon Laura Loomer

 

[LimeRikki]

We demand the frankenweiner trans joy.

 

[San Marino]

i love my mother but sometimes she has the most retarded niggerbrained takes imaginable

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"I may be literally Satan, but at least I'm not a racist!"

Don'tyucksomeone'syumsweatie

The yen is so down that Japanese hookers are unironically cheap, but that means they're cheap for all foreigners. That cute girl you're interested in on the deriheru website has probably taken nigger and even God forbid jeet dick, and may or may not have hyper nigger AIDS.

Oh, yes... that looks completely natural and not weird at all.

One time my friend and I drove across the US, climbed a mountain and drove back in six days because that's all the time he could get off work and I forgot to put sunscreen on my legs and got burned so bad they blistered and swelled up like balloons but when I put aloe on them the pain woke me up enough to drive us back home when caffeine had long since stopped making a difference.

The only Danish person I know is a tranny. I feel that accurately reflects the nation as a whole.

I'm not opposed to things that are less grotesque than a melanatedly challenged woman turning into goop and engaging in stinky feet ERP with a tranny. I would probably prefer it.

I love this trend. It's a beautiful thing to behold two cultures shitposting together. Not as enemies, but as bros.

She's ugly and has a grating fake accent. Her popularity confounds me.

Nanaki was never "doxxed" he's just an autistic retard that prefers to have his username everywhere over having actual personal security. You used to be able to go to facebook dot com slash WolfNanaki and you'd get his full personal profile including full legal name, face and family members, exact same thing with fucking linked-in, this faggot was looking for a job under the same name he used to goon to cubs, unbelievable. Even still to this day you can go to paypal dot me slash WolfNanaki and you can see his full legal name there.

Always love it when these anime avatar faggots come from a third world shithole who's main export is islamic terrorists (and the Completionist).

HE'S CHILDLESS
HE RUINED HIS MARRIAGE TRYING TO BE POLY
HE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE HIS MATERIAL POSESSIONS BEYOND THE GRAVE
HE'S RUNNING OUT OF TIME

18 naked "cowgirls" in the showers at Trans Ranch

"Actually, the Second Amendment is primarily meant to protect the rights of trans folx and only incidentally the rights of cis scum. Enjoy gulag, stalker child."

This is why God added that magical "close tab" button to your favorite web browser, and the bonus "don't click on this link, you don't have to, y'know" feature just to remind you He loves you.

Entrepreneur my ass. She's a two-bit whore who belongs to the streets.

Standard FF15 fare until you hit "Infant Death". Pretty sure that author should be on a watch list somewhere.

In this bugman's ideal utopia any form or artwork or craftsmanship outside of state-funded propaganda is consigned to oblivion in order to expedite the breeding of more third world mongrels.

Signed,
Rapist Annihilator, Esq.

I already have a racism pass, it's called the first amendment. Anyway nobody needs permission to hate jews.

Well what if I donated my spare skin to her?

 

[Metamorpho]

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I love seeing the giant swastika whenever the Zelda thread is in the catalog

 

[Gentlebastard]

This is why God added that magical "close tab" button to your favorite web browser, and the bonus "don't click on this link, you don't have to, y'know" feature just to remind you He loves you.

Even if you ignore the horrific grammar and crimes against punctuation, words have meanings. That's how language and communication work.


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So even in his dreams, he's just middle management, and only there through nepotism.

お前はもう死んでいる このストーカーガキ。

It's like the difference between an angry chihuahua, versus an angry chihuahua whose teeth have all rotten and fallen out from a lifetime of eating its own turds.

 

[Wodanaz]

Nigga do you even know the caliber of posts I make on this forum? Have you not seen the investigations that I have done and information I have uncovered that has been propagated widely? Do you seriously think I'm just another random shit poster?

Like you post a bit more casually and socially and about cats and shit - that's cool and all but you don't have half a step to sit on and say anything about what I post.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I set my bill pay to "Until I turn it off." I will be dead and money will still be going to this forum.

who do you think raped hitler??

I FUCKING LOVE MY CAT

THERE IS NO OTHER CAT LIKE HIM

Im a dirty dirty sinner and my bed has a nicer quilt on it! And its handmade...

Apologies to actual prison neo nazis.

Imagine believing God has a plan for you, to marry the man he created to be your perfect mate, to take care of you and for you to love, honour and obey, til death do you part.

And it's this guy.

 

[King Metalia]

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"I am SERIOUSLY ticked off right now, because information about my girlfriend, even though it was accidentally leaked to a trusted individual, it turns out that that individual POSED as one of my hotel residents. But anyway, I, apparently my, my sw-, my, I, I wi-, I swear to God that, I, consi-,that any, ANY...thing to intrude in my life to make me feel, in my life and within my family..."
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"Nnngh! I swear to God, the hotel will cease operations! But also, I swear to God, that I will....
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GO TO MY DADDY WITH EVERY HAND WRITTEN DOCUMENT THAT WAS SENT TO MY HOTEL! And we have hand written d-, we have a hand-written... hand-writing from VINCENT WHITTMAN. And a typed letter within that envelope that has HIS HANDWRITING on that envelope! I will go to my daddy; I swear to God, the hotel residents and I will go to my daddy! With all of this information."
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"You do not want to get on my bad side a-GAIN! Or even WORSE?!"
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"EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH GON' SSSSSTRANGLE THAT VINCENT WHITTMAN!"
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"I will PAUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUT!"

 

[Gog & Magog]

There was a case of a guy being groomed by the FBI to commit a fedpost act. They gave him over $1,000 in hopes he would buy an armalite rifle or something.

He bought a fursuit instead.

Conspiracy to frolic in public while dressed as a neon colored anthropomorphic mascot and get off to it sexually, which is a crime in 30 states, not including Nevada

I remember seeing @Generic Anime Girl in the man hate thread and @WelperHelper99 in the woman hate thread deciding to invite them along with other man and woman hate posters to the rape roleplay DM.

This isn’t politically related, unless you count traffic, but I wanted to share that I drove on the highway for the first time! What a thrilling relief.

Kiwi Farms goes down for 10 minutes and people immediately start touching grass. good job on taking a step towards being a seasoned adult

You're scaring the hoes.

Have you considered that the hoes deserve to be scared.