random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Chongqing]

I know you're black

 

[Gog & Magog]

browse subsaharan Instagram for a few minutes and you can find a obsidian semen demon

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Chucky Cheese tokens, BUY HIGH AND SELL LOW!

“I sucked 19 dicks and realized ya know what, I’m not gay after all”

Only a man, and a drunken man at that, with a broke dick (no doubt from the whiskey) would get desperate enough to think shoving his balls into a weirdo gizmo made of cheap Chinese silicon so he can attempt to stuff his balls into his wifes asshole is a good idea and just the thing thats going to save his marriage.

Look at Kengles cool santa hat. With that he could win against Josh, and win our hearts.

 

[JayseeDenton]

South Africa is a shinning example of why black people should never take power

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I weep for Queer Palestinians.

 

[Gregis]

The Meat Box Mondays are not enough.

god help us all

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Sir he was defending his right to freedom of speech, and if there wern't no freedom to gun there wouldn't be no freedom to speeching, liberal.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Man, trannies did to the Internet what black people did to the mall.

 

[JustSomeDong]

They make up flags for the aroma of being in a basement, or opening a can of monster energy drink or 9,000 other smells, and declare that is their gender. This radicalized me.

 

[Hitman One]

he is supposed to be buried in a fur suit of a dog wearing a gigantic diaper, with a bionicle shoved in his ass. They will lower that big gay nigga in the ground and be like "Hey, we wanted it this way" after dropping various fan art of Undertale characters having sex in his coffin before closing it.

 

[Helping Friendly Book]

ok but what if the blacks don't take kindly to you larping as a 1800's slave owner because of their own self respect and take initiative in the streets like be fucking real

 

[SNEED.EXE]

fart rape nigger giant chicken weed

Heartbreaking: the smelliest two people you know just gathered in the same digital space

Kim is cool in my book. He's nowhere to be found on Epstein's pedojet

After the bombs fall, my main quest will be collecting all these weird statues from around the country for my fortress. I want the Portland Lenin, I want Golden Donnie, I want the sassy little girl and the bull from Wall Street and a handful G-Floyds. I'll set them up 100m apart, use them as range markers.

I like when the fatman rings the triangle, is my favourite part

holy fucking shit I fucking regret not being born completely retarded. Huge fumble on my part.

Is The Quartering the only show where the host has had shits bigger than his co-host?

Thanks to Trump, my new air conditioner doesn't have an "Eco" setting that it activates by default every time I turn it on.

If the man wants to build a mile-high statue to his glory, it still won't be big enough.

His pure and innocent mind could never comprehend the horrors of modern gooning.

Hindu idol worshiping has cursed Trump's 2nd term.

Be aware, the robot does not like sexism

Honey, you've hardly touched your randomly placed carrot

 

[Crex Crex]

So some gay man fucked a horse then went to an orgie? Color me shocked.

 

[Gentlebastard]

laughing at kraut jokes, how low have I fallen

This bitch so agoraphobic she can't even read a book silently next to somebody while they talk about smoking crack.

all IRL streamers should be jailed just as a matter of course

You would not believe how overjoyed I am at this stupid news.

If you treat politics like professional wrestling, it ends up being a lot more fun.

I know it won't happen because she is an idiot, but it's a nice thing to think about.

Yes it could be automated, but there's not much need to when there's a thread full of autists who will individually do it often enough that it will be noticed soon after it becomes available anyway.

Woah buddy you're applying way too much scrutiny to exist on the internet in current year, you have to take everything at face value but only if it reinforces your already unshakeable world view!

Homie, randomly walking up to black people and calling them "nigger" should be an officially-sanctioned professional American sport.

I was just making sure I was the only one who owns these unholy artifacts

I got one for myself as well - to hopefully confuse the hell out of whoever goes through my things after I die.