random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Big Nasty]

Fuckfaced cockgoggler in shit stained armor!

 

[LimeRikki]

Everyone except me is a Jew and it’s all a grand conspiracy to make sure I never get back my foreskin.

 

[demicolon]

I always mix those up. I'm a rare Kiwifarms user who's not well-versed in using prejudice.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

i dont think i was clear enough. to reiterate, i would commit beastiality with this creature and regardless of the fact if it consents or not or even if it can consent at all it would not be considered rape under a court of law due to a jury consisting of 100 male representatives from all around the world testifying that yes, they too would have raped it thus absolving me of all wrongdoing in the crime as this creature was crafted by god specifically for the sake of male reproduction.

 

[Commander Suzdal]

I think if we’re going to bully trannys (and we should) then we should do it from a position of integrity

 

[Gentlebastard]

You do realize that printing a proper physical bound copy of the Fatcronomicon is likely the culinary equivalent of a sonichu medallion, right?

After I actually receive the books, I will set the print shop on fire with everyone inside. It will be a mercy - those poor innocent souls have fulfilled their terrible purpose, as foreseen by The One Who Can't Cook Chicken, and noone else must bear this knowledge.

Even if the worst most bad faith interpretation of Mother Theresa was 100% true. I'd love her even more for making those indians suffer.

I looked at this chicks profile and the first picture in the media tap is of a dildo the size of my arm

Either way, it's nice to see that he's still eating raw chicken even now.

We all know that, had he made stuffed bell peppers, his brainstorm for improving the dish would instead be "just make a burrito out of it; instead of stuffing the bell pepper."

Odds of this being fake and gay: 100%

Sexually troonsmitted disease

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I don't care if I'm dead, I'd be horribly embarrassed to be remembered mainly for loving Pokemon or trains or whatever the fuck

LET'S JUST STOP DRAWING ANYTHING FOREVER AND ALL LAY DOWN AND KILL OURSELVES BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS CRINGE AND AUTISTIC AND NOBODY'S ALLOWED TO HAVE ANY FUN EVER ON THIS WEBSITE

Kiwi-Chan needs to be furry. What about a Kiwi foxgirl that has a big bulging belly and is burping from eating too much pizza.

I wasn't born yesterday.

And I'm not actually autistic.

You are never going to fool me, cunt.

You are a doomed gaslighting piece of shit.

Enjoy the brief remainder of your pathetic life.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Dale Earnhardt died for this shit?

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

also look at YandereDev's code and do the opposite of what he does.

Our boy DHH doin' a heckin' wrongthink again.

>LEST THEY INCUR MY WRATH

LEST THEY INCUR MY SIDES, MORE LIKE. FUCKING HILARIOUS.

Edit: dementia is setting in,

edit: this is some PREMIUM schizo rambling my guy.

Imagine being so repulsive that even horny faggots who are known for fucking anything with a hole don’t want anything to do with you.

It's like the Troons "yea, I might have raped 4 children and post pictures of me fucking stuffed animals on reddit but at least I didn't say the N word on Xbox Live 15 years ago" *insert smug chungus*

That just makes me wish India would get blown up by a supervolcano.

Guy has to practice his slurs more

I like to believe that in time Canadians will learn to appreciate the truth depth of field that slurs have and really expand their horizons.

Racism critiques are Australia's largest cultural export

This is my special interest and I will sperg if I want to.

It is a terrible shame and a scathing condemnation of the company that these subhumans weren't ejected into the Bermuda Triangle.

Thank you for your autism, this was both enjoyable and informative.

Since when did Russia re-open Aushwitz exclusively for fujos?

"Yes, I stabbed a Yakubian cave beast to death, but he called me a nigger, so it's okay."

Israel looking at the Khazar milkers porn blitz as their PR Samson option

I still say Matt Walsh, Null and JK Rowling are the final bosses of troons.

It’s like if you made a kids show for niglets where the cartoon mascot is a gun.

Did I ever give you permissions to mention me? No I didn’t so keep to yourselves.

Good job. Now do it in Minnesota, Michigan, and wherever Vaush lives.

NASCAR drivers are a lot like airline pilots. They should all be white guys.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

this artwork is intensely homosexual

I didn't even realize the Pink Triangle meant "Warning, we have a deluded faggot here"

Null has a Blue cheese fetish, it's true! he came to my house last night and started chugging down an entire bottle of Blue cheese while he rubbed his nipples. It was a disturbing sight indeed.

 

[Pedophobe]

The whole internet is going to shit man.

Everything is cringe, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying it.

Life is too short to get angry online.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

CPU Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime has officially forgiven Null for his previous treacherous sins against her.

I curse Vishnu to spend an eternity with Sonichu.

Dude, I get where you're coming from. With all due respect, however, fuck off.

I'm so sick of your negative attitude and lack of aesthetic vision.

The Star Wars kids are arguing with the Harry Potter kids again. On Easter.

Spoiler: Bonus

Don't disrespect the voices in my head.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I've done a case study with this hat.

Holy shit, does he lay down to shit? Does he have to shit with a gangster lean? Goddamn

Imagine dying from complications due to a surgery, and your fucking doctor is asking /soy/ what he just pulled out of you.

 

[internet friend]

More dudes have cranked it to samwise gamgee than anussa if that makes you feel any better.

 

[Mr. Beavis]

It is rather amazing that drinking peanut butter is not even close to the fattest thing she has ever done.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Aster is about to BE black history if she doesn't get enough donos

 

[Flaw Peacock]

Dick validates food.

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

This site makes me say some weird shit sometimes.

 

[Speedrunner]

The downside of everyone being able to use the Internet is that everyone can use the Internet.