random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Oh!]

I'm tired of hearing about public figures' penises

 

[Da Capo]

there was always someone posting degenerate shit like naked black men fucking watermelons.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Brother Abdul this is the ninth anus you've expanded this month alone, maybe give somebody else a chance to practice?"

"Nah sorry man it's Allah's will"

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Let's create a generation of future citizens with zero attention span for anything that doesn't look like a digital slot machine.

FUCK.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Muslims have the worst sexy talk

did she dye her armpits green because of islam?

You disgusting pervert! I will cover @WelperHelper99 body like a snake covering a giant NIGGER before eating it.

Onward, Chris-chan soldiers.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

I left with my dick dry and never looked back.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Gonna take a shit specifically so i can read this article, just wanted to share that.

Learn to admit you said something stupid and move on, its a lot more honorable to do that than to sit there pretending your pants aren't full of diarrhea and that anyone who tells you otherwise is actually the stupid one.

Apparently something like 30% of the site's activity take place in DMs? What are you people doing in there?

Genuinely more harmful than adding crack to the inner city. Dead by daylight ruined people.

Make a list with proof. Bring us their milk. If you know and do nothing you are also complicit and will be milked!

I refuse to cope and lie and pretend he didn't win. I will seethe, but I will not cope.