random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Cowlick]

So, outside of them being right about your actions & leaving out the fact you have no friends or lives away from this site, what's the issue?!

 

[Y2K Baby]

Because shes a fucking disgusting fart fetishist. Wierd as fuck.

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He's right though.

 

[Army Burger]

I am aware, but I didn't know about little trans santa spreading Furby's to all the little girls and boys and nonbinary chronologically challenged individuals. That part is so weird to me.

 

[Tahoma]

Alas~ Why become like this?

You are to select inside of child!

Everybody all don't matter?

 

[The Great Citracett]

Fat and clean, squeaky clean mean.

On being told he's fat and dirty, not up to his beloved CWC's high standards of hygiene.

 

[Diabeetus]

Neither of us used the word "exceptional individual", though it describes many members of this thread other than me.

I have no words.

 

[Kirito]

I've featured this because that is one of the most hilariously bad photoshops I've ever seen in my life. She removed her own anus.

 

[Y2K Baby]

lol LeeCara used to call tuco needle dick the bug fucker. That was funny too. tuco would get so flustered.
Good times really good times. We did some really quality trolling back then.

- @Dee Price

 

[dysentery]

i really hope my teacher doesn't have kiwifarms

 

[Y2K Baby]

Will any of these actually make it into random.txt?

 

[BE 911]

From the SGE thread.

I don't think having child pornography on your hard drive is so bad, but it's definitely wierd as fuck.

It's like assuming someone is a furry just because they have furry porn on their hard drive.

 

[Diabeetus]

i;m lolling my cow off, to be honest

 

[SJ 485]

Supposedly this person was emotionally scarred by a forum prank I committed involving my genitals

 

[jaetwice]

"If you don't stop I'm going to call my lawyer and the cyberpolice and you'll be sorry!"

 

[Fannyscum]

I've been best friends with a guy since 1999. I've seen my fair share of toxic masculinity and it smells like shit.

 

[Kamiii]

"everyone I know who skis is dead"

 

[Army Burger]

This is the worst ass I have ever seen in my entire life.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

"She's a good person, but it's impossible to have a 5-minute conversation without her wanting to show you a picture of some black guy's dick on her cell phone."

 

[Army Burger]

It takes multiple people to successfully smash my ass.

 

[damian]

This is the third time I’ve been asked for pics of my feet... I was under the impression they weren’t all that pretty.