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[SIGSEGV]

What the fuck. You really are high off your ass wait now

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 10/06/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

 

[Robo Sonichu]

Hm... maybe the asian ethnostate won't work out so well after all.

 

[not william stenchever]

the site has grown almost entirely from my benign neglect

Ghost of Null is just the best

 

[Sperghetti]

Can King Belial really accept your mother's living room houseplant? That's not yours to give!

 

[PhoBingas]

A Serbian Film? More like, a Croatian Reality.

I have 4 official and 1 counterfeit, but thats besides the point because a newfaggot like you would never own a single one let alone wear it outside of the safety of their bedroom!

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

KhordKitty is such a blessing to this site.

Because this is a TROLLING website made by a TROLL who is from 4chan. Connect the dots!

 

[Milk Mage]

I only said like 100 sentences in all of 7th grade. 20 of those sentences was me proclaiming that trannies could probably give better head than women.

 

[AnOminous]

RIP.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

This is what happens when you have no friends, live entirely inside your own head with little outside stimuli, and only ever interact with humans when your parents call you down for dinner.

 

[DogZero]

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 10/06/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

Fuck SIGSEGV the idiot
Chapter 1

@SIGSEGV lied to me and he is a stupid idiot.

Chapter 2

SIGSEGV is a nigger. Not only is he a nigger, he is the blackest nigger I have ever seen. Guys I know I say that a lot, but it is true guys. SIGSEGV is a dirty black nigger monkey ape. A repulsive fucking gorilla of the african rain forest. Throughout my career I have categorized and documented over 700 niggers on five continents. Everywhere from the deepest congoloid jungles to the alleyways of detroit. I have also classified countless new species of gorilla monkey that you have ever seen before. Each one is a repulsive, moronic, grotesque, incompetent, and incredibly virile creature, and the Brazilian monkey ape named “SIGSEGV” not only excells and surpasses in each one of these traits, he breaks every previous record holder, except virility, which is the lowest Ive seen in any nigger monkey. I wish I never met him. Disgusting!

 

[Eris!]

I am white you are a nigger bitch.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Fuck SIGSEGV the idiot
Chapter 1

@SIGSEGV lied to me and he is a stupid idiot.

Chapter 2

SIGSEGV is a nigger. Not only is he a nigger, he is the blackest nigger I have ever seen. Guys I know I say that a lot, but it is true guys. SIGSEGV is a dirty black nigger monkey ape. A repulsive fucking gorilla of the african rain forest. Throughout my career I have categorized and documented over 700 niggers on five continents. Everywhere from the deepest congoloid jungles to the alleyways of detroit. I have also classified countless new species of gorilla monkey that you have ever seen before. Each one is a repulsive, moronic, grotesque, incompetent, and incredibly virile creature, and the Brazilian monkey ape named “SIGSEGV” not only excells and surpasses in each one of these traits, he breaks every previous record holder, except virility, which is the lowest Ive seen in any nigger monkey. I wish I never met him. Disgusting!

Based and niggerpilled

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Cope harder.

You look like a woman; you ARE a woman. You're going to be assumed to be a woman because real life doesn't fucking pay attention to your preferred pronouns everywhere you plaster them.

She ain't even trying to look more androgynous.

 

[MoriartythePieMascot]

“What about a crappy imitation of the Last Supper with CWC and the recolors - with q-sands and orange soda - in a toy-filled room?”

 

[Bec]

Thought it was the Onion. Then saw Florida and realized this could absolutely happen down there.

 

[Be patient I have lurkism]

Um, why did you dox the OP?

Because it's funny.

 

[Wallace]

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

You have to swing from cow to cow like a chimpanzee in a forest.

 

[FuckedUp]

Governments becoming more and more like jannies everyday.

 

[Cyclonus]

https://uppercutcrit.com/realistic-game-environments-dont-acknowledge-disabled-people/

After playing The Last Of Us, Part II and getting incredibly sad, not just due to the plot, but because not one building in the ruins of Seattle had an accessible bathroom.