random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[AnOminous]

That was when my roommate took all of his guns out of the apartment and locked them in a safe in his parents house. That's a pattern in my life.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I list ammo purchases as a religious charity.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Very interested in the butterfly effect that me drinking eggnog makes a child go transgender. (Thank you, @Cabelaz.)

Are you going to call one of the most beloved actors in scifi a creep to? Do you know what will happen if you do that? I bet a whole bunch of trekkies would be very very angry and would stand up for him.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

buying a $20 DVD writer and shoving it in a spare bay 7 years ago is an egregious personal attack to half of the userbase on most tech forums in 2020
it's always better to just spare yourself the heat and tell them you fucked their sister or something instead

that's nice sweaty but sentiment is for grandparents, you can download the latest video games from Steam now and basically you are an aberration of God, report to your nearest Amazon Fulfillment Center and consume approved storage mediums immediately or I will write an angry tweet to Linus Tech Tips

I doubt anyone would guess cat masturbation would be included but don’t act like everything was a surprise.

 

[Antipathy]

WTF is the bottom right one? Must be like those fat autistic kids who shovel chicken nuggets down their hole and slap their fat asses to the girls across from the special needs room

 

[teacupteacup]

 

[Screw Danlon]

I'm the best fuckpuppet on earth. Chosen by God!

 

[verygayFrogs]

You didn't last long, You Mike Matei hatin, Cock Muncher.

 

[White Baby]

 

[Pissmaster]

that's called being a high test alpha male. i enter the room and everyone knows i am in charge. i enter the thread and everyone knows i'm the center of attention. man it's great having high test (big ego). don't worry, i'll eventually poz you and you'll repeat my talking points verbatim.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

adblock works on the moon btw

 

[D_Tractor]

Have a feeling it will be a Biden landslide, Twitter likes him.

 

[Antipathy]

I'm sure it's been pointed out before, but you can upload images to the farms by copy/paste.

No wonder Lardo Retardo, having never worked or spent any time commuting knows literally nothing about the various complications and unexpected "niceties" of a workplace or traffic. Peak "Karenism", this good-for-nothing privileged fatass displays.

Right click the image and hit "copy image" so we can experience the horror in its original resolution, retard.

 

[verygayFrogs]

I expected an Islam and instead got Guru Larry lol.

Fuck off, dead nigger stories are the highlight of my day.

You're on the Dead Nigger Storage board, sir.

Cant wait till some weirdo educator asks 2nd graders to write gay Santa erotica after they read Santas Husband in a few weeks.

If chicken nuggies cured autism, we'd have tens of thousands of provable cases.

He should just ban Scotland's IP range since you're literally too retarded to use TOR or a VPN lol.

(Draw the instructions on how to play in traffic with very colorful crayons)....

Don't unban this man, he sexually harassed #metoo behind an Arbys' in the 90s.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Please all you white supremacist fucks, get to the polls like a nigger raping your women and pull the lever for GEOTUS.

 

[NerdShamer]

I used to be able to do fun things and not get confused retards posting stupid faggot shit like this in forum discussion.

C'mon, Majora's Mask got a remake a few years ago... Which makes it worthwhile, IMO.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

The spirit of Uncle Sam himself is fighting back against the endless ballots being manufactured.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

They really take No Nut November seriously over there, don't they?

Thai's are natural coomers tbh.

How will the Thailandese learn to distinguish ladyboys from real women now?

How is this more of a peaceful protest than the ones we have in America?

These guys can only loot with one hand.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I TURNED MYSELF INTO 240,000 LATE VOTES IN A SWING STATE MORTY!

I'M VOTER FRAUD RICK!

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

This might be the first time in history that anyone has ever said, "Oh boy, the Jews are here!"