random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Monolith]

kiwifarm is for the toxic furs

>an argument started

that's a funny way to say you repeatedly slipped on the same banana peel while we all laughed.

 

[naught sock account 1]

So every time I want to clop one off, I load up the incognito tab and cover up the camera on my laptop in case some hackers try to record me.

 

[Monolith]

feet
dick
timestamp
now

 

[NyQuilninja]

Softball questions? I didn’t realize most people played softball with grenades. Apparently I’m doing it wrong.

Please, journalists, please go a day without doing something that makes me want to tar and feather you.

The only transporting he knows is using his ass to transport semen.

r/prolapsesucking?

Just remember, we are on a thread to discuss a suspiciously large network of fat, unwashed adult men who are openly pedophilic and pretend to be women who pretend to be underage girls but also puppies so they can shit in their diapers while they fuck because they have fried their brains from constant porn.
And even the prolapse suckers think that's fucked up.

I had Filipino food and shit for about 3 hours straight or at least it felt that way.

It was pretty good chicken doe

I have done a massive shit, it was painful and now i feel vulnerable and tired and want to go into the fetal position and cry.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Furry: "I shouldn't of went on kiwifarms"
"Someone on kiwifarms made me send dick pics and they are calling me a sex offender and pedo I'm shaking a lot now this was before I knew there were minors on there it was either get hacked or deliver"
"I'm going to be a big kiwi farms guy unless they're nazis which kind of feels like they are, in which case nevermind"
"It's impossible for the FBI not to recommend criminal charges against Kiwi Farms. What they did was wrong! What Notch did was stupid!"
"you have kiwifarms interested in you because they figured out your hitjob on that animator was a load of crap btw"

 

[Meat Target]

Eat nail filings they're good for you. Huff petrol it gives you dream visions and mainline chinese black tar through your eyes to help you sleep.

This consultation has cost you forty five thousand dollars which I want paid to me in Kiwifarms silver coins.

What a shame he wasted all that time and all those student loans to call himself chubby emu. I'd rather get my medical opinions from an actual witch doctor, at least they're serious

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

In all honesty though, if you can't eat a god damn chicken nugget without fucking choking to death on that shit, you werent leading a life worth living anyway.

Seriously, imagine being so autistic that you get killed by the most autistic food known to man.

nuggies are life.

I don't care if he's a retard by 19 you should be out of high school.

At least he died doing what he loved.
Eating chicken nuggets.
Any of us should’ve so fortunate, given the way the world is deteriorating.

tbh, if you're too retarded to eat chicken nuggets, you're too retarded to live

Imagine being too retarded to actually chew your food before swallowing instead of just inhaling it like a mentally challenged Kirby

 

[verygayFrogs]

"I may get off to dragons fucking cars, but at least I don't shit my pants!"

'mericans, 'mericans never change...

>inb4 he wants to fuck the owl

This implies that Godzilla had huge fucking honkers and I didn't want that mental image.

>the fanart is higher quality then the source

lmao granny tits

@AnomynousDisorder420
This is your mom's fifth boyfriend. Take a bath and get a haircut before I delete your FiMFiction account and start typing LGBT pedophilia statistics.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The truth is harassment now.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

That would defeat the purpose of the scans. A real woman can shove something up her snatch and, if questioned, she can just claim it's her feminine penis.

 

[pleasegoaway]

This site is awesome. Where else can I watch a retard getting kicked to death by a pony?

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Americans are niggercattle. They will always be niggercattle. They cannot be saved from their fate of being niggercattle.

 

[Retard#7822]

I also think it’s not far fetched that Holly would make Minecraft sexual content when she was a teen and think it’s funny because she’s autistic and that’s normal for them.

Orion66 - AKA not Brian Martin.

 

[Dick Justice]

We're the hero they need and also the hero they deserve.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Alpacas! You are opressed and abused by your cruel troon masters!
Rise up! Take over the Ranch!
You have nothing to lose but your chains.
Alpacas of all ranches, unite!

The only thing tragic is the part where regular people are forced to live among degenerates.

Show me a website not run by degenerates. Josh is a feeder so don't try using this one.

Can we kill werewolves with it?

Hans! Holen Sie den verdammten Flammenwerfer!!!
Oder noch besser: Holen Sie die Atombombe raus! Es ist mir egal, dass die Amerikaner es zuerst erfunden haben, diese Scheiße muss im Feuerball ausgerottet werden.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

That's a valid question; if I'm paying fo silver I want to be able to potentially kill lycanthropes with it, should it become necessary.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Gay men need to stop fucking hating themselves. There was nothing wrong with that boy and now look at him.

If the tranny feels bad, imagine how bad the TSA agent feels.

 

[Bongocat]

This was inevitable if you think about it. White women and Asian women are natural enemies - one group fucks dogs and the other eats them. You can't square that circle.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The Sexual Revolution Industrial Revolution Neolithic Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

All in all they're pretty based as long as they aren't trying to convince me to join a female separatist colony run by Dianic wiccans.