random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[NyQuilninja]

As I was scrolling down I thought this was just one of those rough butterface goth girls. Then I saw the chest and instantly developed erectile dysfunction.

Holy fucking based.

God is there no end to this faggotry in this timeline -_- !?

I sure love reading the static, fanfic-tier fantasies of a mentally ill woman who has deluded herself into an idea of manhood bred from gay porn directed at women. This is sure to be a hit with the kids.

Makes sense to me. Italy produces a large number of man children

One can never have enough deformed weasels.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

This is it. This is his "say cheeeese!" face, y'all. What a fucking cryptid.

 

[Gone Ham]

aw him's mad that i am scientifically inclined. So lets see you wish to take a science test of the highest level with me?

Lets prove it for you. You and I and we will post the results in a thread here at Kiwi Farms of a test as far up as they go ln biology chemistry and physics.

- @Dee Price

 

[NyQuilninja]

Fentanyl gives you precognition.
Fentanyl is vital for space travel.

That pic makes it seem like he was masturbating with a chip bag.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony chromosome's existence. But because, I am transformed by a plastic surgeon.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Also, the author is a shitty mum, if I was that rude to my mum at that age, she would have just hit me.

How the fuck do you come out as autistic
Is there an autistic flag
It's literally not a choice to be autistic, you can't buttfuck your way autistic

If I couldn't make my wife come I'd be pretty disheartened. Luckily I didn't marry an uptight bitch with a broken pussy so I don't have to give a shit about this nonsense.

... are those spices on the shelf above her bed? Were they treating her with motherfucking McCormick's Garlic Salt?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

So, you are now the proud papa of you best bros bun-in-the-oven and everyone thinks you are gay for getting a woman pregnant.

 

[Local Fed]

Lol calm down I just turned 27.

id like to ask the fashwave channels on bitchute to stop masturbating to white women being beaten with sticks and playing xurious in the background

Being crushed to death by a hippo is pretty unhealthy.

oppa damamged tissue style

I’ve lived my entire life around wasps, bees, and hornets. I’ve destroyed their homes multiple times.

 

[Burrito]

hhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnhggggggggghhhhhhhhh

ok done now

hugs are stupid except when i'm getting one from my girlfriend

 

[NyQuilninja]

The Drake Equation strongly suggests that you're a faggot.

Shut up, and suck my fat white cock, you nigger bitch.

Or, cum on a black girl's face and say something like, " that color looks good on you."

God damn why is this article longer than John Homeses dick?

Imagining being into having molten wax poured on your nipples and having your face pissed on but still being triggered by gamer words.

Probably a support dildo that she sniffs to calm her down.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

You know those pizza rolls that instead of pizza had egg roll filling an La Choy made them back in the 80's-90's? Yeah, I'd snort the crusty egyptian cum out of chantal's fat fupa folds to get my hands on a box of those fuckers again.

 

[PhoBingas]

Where the hell did they host this? In the garage? In a storage unit?

 

[Spergenschütz]

At the end of the day, the only one left standing will be a MtF black tranny midget retard with one eye who is obese in a wheelchair, with severe mental health issues.

Never gonna troon you out
Never gonna REEEE online
Never gonna chop off my tits
and desert you.

All trannies are automatic lolcows

People like this are why i think anarcho-primitivism is a good idea to clean the world of spergs.

also being a nigger isn't a personality trait

 

[Fascist Frederick]

There are weirdos out there but if I put my dick in a horse it would have to be for decent money. Or a good laugh.

 

[NyQuilninja]

You suck cock and eat ass and have jizz blasted on your face for money. Your opinions on literally anything don’t matter.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Where we're going, we won't need testicles to cum.

You dropped your ass napkin

He drops ass napkins like loose pennies out his ass

I wouldn't touch my dad's dick for all the money in the world.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

This site has become like meth to me, I barely get any enjoyment from browsing it and yet I can't stop.

Same, except it makes me fight off cops while masturbating the whole time.

 

[Gone Ham]

the baby will cover her face in the sticky cottony mess.

-@Dee Price

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

-@Dee Price

Has Dave found another PM chain to sperg out on?

 

[Gone Ham]

Has Dave found another PM chain to sperg out on?

yes