random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[MediocreMilt]

I haven't done any serious dumpster diving in almost three years.

 

[Bloitzhole]

If people want to fuck Loli Adolf, give them a Loli Adolf / Goebbels threesome they didn't even know they wanted.

 

[Meat Target]

Man, I wish someone would wake me up with rough and tumble sodomy session.

Eastern Europe is kiwifarms IRL

 

[KiwiFuzz]

wow ghostface killah and nas both have autism, thats just great

 

[Burrito]

Ignoring human nature is like ignoring a Mack truck coming right at you.

 

[Positron]

"I don't see any point in life other than consumption"

 

[verygayFrogs]

Holy fucking shit, please, Godbear, make this happen

Mine only ever growled at niggers, go figure.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I really should research my bestiality anecdotes more

 

[tranny2000]

The fat guy with the triforce tattoo was an escort? Well, I guess it is Vegas.

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[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Ideally my future princess charming would CBT me awake.

My cock is extremely hard in preparation for those sexy stumps.

AM-PU-TATE! AM-PU-TATE! AM-PU-TATE!

 

[verygayFrogs]

How does this dude have a Skyrim mod before a Farms page?

I wouldn't get along with my kid either if he was a 30 year old child lusting My Little Pony obsessed Goblin.

!!! GRAEME KELLY HAS CP ON HIS DISCORD THIS IS NOT A DRILL !!!

I'd rather have gay sex than sex with a child horse

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If you get aroused by this, forward it to Null.

What in the fuck is this goddamn degeneracy?

Incest incest it's the best! Put your mother to the test!

I would literally kill myself before I would give either of my parents sex toys.

If I gave my mother a sex toy, she’d probably try to see if she could get a 600th trimester abortion.

Flordia man to female)

Sending your children to public school should constitute child abuse.

Florida ma'am

Very fuckable frog.

Seymour Skinner stuck his dick inside of Fluttershy, remember that.

Nigga you ain't mike tyson

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

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[Kenya Jones]

Trent's anus is the glue that binds us all in this reality we share.

 

[cuddle striker]

We live in a society faggot.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I've seen an entire gangrenous foot just stuffed into one, leaking and oozing everywhere, as well as a lightbulb that had been removed from someone's ass and sent without being bagged. Nothing says contempt like not bagging the slimy lightbulb you just harvested from some guy's asshole before you send it to the lab.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Oregon, California, and Washington state are already completely hijacked. The entire west coast of USA, is no longer occupied by any US citizens, they are all Canadians in disguise, and their SAG leaders.

 

[Aramis]

His deceased tranny brother, dead gay Bill, did die from cancer but he also had AIDS at the same time.

 

[Meat Target]

7 pinheads put a knife in her Zippy

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Crack open those folds and let us bask in the glory of that mutant intersex bussy, you coward

 

[mindlessobserver]

"Unintended Consequences" should be the motto of KF.