random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The Chinese translate "mansplaining" as "the situation in which men frequently preach to women from on high".

 

[Local Fed]

I wouldn't be seen dead in california plates.

Friend at work is seething about Ariel.

My parents fed me pears every day for fifteen years.

 

[Big Nasty]

This thread has so much contained in it. Generational pedophilia, mayhem, domestic assault, strangled grandmas, theft, plagiarism and congenital defects.

 

[Pee Cola]

The only reason all these troons have latched onto dnb/jungle/breakcore in the last 5-6 years is because splicing/chopping up drum breaks reminds them of doing the same to their genitalia.

 

[MediocreMilt]

The Karate Kid: Who Tom Touched

 

[Big Nasty]

His deceased tranny brother, dead gay Bill, did die from cancer but he also had AIDS at the same time. Guy was a mess.

He is very excited about going to jail to be like them.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Oh man, so when they fuck the lambs we can't say that they're "nuttin' in mutton"? Boooo.

Greetings from Pozzedistan. They just officially announced the county fair's cancellation. I don't think they'll ever hold the county fair again.

I spent my life savings on fake dogecoin before you put that edit in and now I'm ruined. Expect a letter from my attorney.

Ill just pray the dumb away

I thought a brown scare is what happens when you eat expired tacos off a dirty counter.

Sometimes I wish Freddy Kruger were real, so he could cock chop these fucking freaks in their dreams.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

This is the part where you boogie

 

[Aunt Carol]

props to this person for winning the elective genital mutilation lottery.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Any pictures of the cheesecake?

Let's go boys, put your dresses on and beat these women back into the kitchen!

Verygayfrogs is basically dollar store catparty at this point.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Stumpy needs to marry her Captain Hook

So many strange things have been self-inserted into penises in the psych ward.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

the dog was not "fucked" . the dog used people's palms and legs to masturbate herself on, so no, the dog didn't "ask for it" , she demanded it when she wanted somebody's hand to use to get off on.

 

[Solid Snek]

the dog was not "fucked" . the dog used people's palms and legs to masturbate herself on, so no, the dog didn't "ask for it" , she demanded it when she wanted somebody's hand to use to get off on.

dammit

 

[Just Here for A and H]

Tbh I am at an age that I would be scared of doing any drugs if I didn't have meth to fall back to and ground me.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

She forgot the part where you scull a pint of vodka, put on your mother's business suit and spit at your own reflection in the mirror while alternating between laughing maniacally and sobbing.
Useless.

 

[C.U.N.T.]

If I ever do have children, I want them to have a chance at reclaiming my family's proper height.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Beefed up her cooch for, well, no discernible reason

 

[NyQuilninja]

Rape and necrophilia by that logic...

OP is faggot desTINY

There are over 8 billion people in this god forsaken planet. Why the FUCK would you want to fuck your relative?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

small-scale jihad on joggers, I see a corn-row, I swing the merlot

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I'M 19